Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Two Mules for Sister Sara
2. Determined to present the royal family with more appropriate gifts, M'Chel presents Camilla with a carrot and some sugar cubes.
3."Back off, bitch! This is my corner!"
4. M'Chel. "No, the flight wasn't too bad. And I beat C-3PO at chess again."
5. Camilla. "Gosh, the presidential limo makes it over those speed bumps just fine when you're not in the back, Mrs. Obama."
Best of blue
"So, you gets to be Queen just by marrying a goofy looking guy wiff big ears? That's a better deal then I got!"
Best of Mr. Hankey
This should be fun...our husbands want us to go on a ride while being chased by paparazzi. What could happen?
Best of Dr. Doom
"Oh yes dear, you should have been to the wedding", gushed the Princess of Whales, "A larger gathering of chalk faced whores, you have never seen"...
Best of Whacko
'Say Michelle, are those heels of yours made with some sort of space age high strength titanium alloy?"
Best of Vinneh
"I'll let you in on a little secret. I...killed Diana. So watch it."
Best of jimmy
Camilla thoughtbubble: "Oh, dear...is she that Oprah Humphries person I've heard so much about?"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Flocculation - The tendency for frumps to clump.
Best of Submariner
"M'Chel, dear, a word of caution - DON'T enter the drawing room. My davenport is covered in the same print as your dress."
"Not any more, Cam. Not any more..."
Best of Matt the K
"No, it's not a f**king hat, I fell into the wedding cake!!"