Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Two Mules for Sister Sara

1. Determined to show more class than her husband, M'Chel belches "Rule Brittania."

2. Determined to present the royal family with more appropriate gifts, M'Chel presents Camilla with a carrot and some sugar cubes.

3."Back off, bitch! This is my corner!"

4. M'Chel. "No, the flight wasn't too bad. And I beat C-3PO at chess again."

5. Camilla. "Gosh, the presidential limo makes it over those speed bumps just fine when you're not in the back, Mrs. Obama."

Best of blue
"So, you gets to be Queen just by marrying a goofy looking guy wiff big ears? That's a better deal then I got!"

Best of Mr. Hankey
This should be fun...our husbands want us to go on a ride while being chased by paparazzi. What could happen?

Best of Dr. Doom
"Oh yes dear, you should have been to the wedding", gushed the Princess of Whales, "A larger gathering of chalk faced whores, you have never seen"...

Best of Whacko
'Say Michelle, are those heels of yours made with some sort of space age high strength titanium alloy?"

Best of Vinneh
"I'll let you in on a little secret. I...killed Diana. So watch it."

Best of jimmy
Camilla thoughtbubble: "Oh, dear...is she that Oprah Humphries person I've heard so much about?"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Flocculation - The tendency for frumps to clump.

Best of Submariner
"M'Chel, dear, a word of caution - DON'T enter the drawing room. My davenport is covered in the same print as your dress."
"Not any more, Cam. Not any more..."

Best of Matt the K
"No, it's not a f**king hat, I fell into the wedding cake!!"

30 comments:

HLam said...

M'chel: "I like your hat...is it edible?"

Camilla: "Here's a quid. Be a dear and replace the towels in my room."

blue said...

"so, you gets to be Queen just by marring a goofy looking guy wiff big ears? That's a better deal then I got!"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"When William and Kate have children they will need a nanny, are you interested dear?"

Mr. Hankey said...

I'm so sorry that Charles couldn't be here today. It's my period and he's busy being my tampon.

Mr. Hankey said...

This should be fun...our husband want us to go on a ride while being chased by paparazzi. What could happen?

metalgarth said...

Standard Caption: 2278
"Thursday already?"

metalgarth said...

Worst. Second Rate. Porn. Ever.

Dr. Doom said...

"Oh yes dear, you should have been to the wedding", gushed the Princess of Whales, "A larger gathering of chalk faced whores, you have never seen"...

Whacko said...

'Say Michelle, are those heels of yours made with some sort of space age high strength titanium alloy?"

jj said...

M'chelle inspects the Royal Stallions.

jj said...

M'chelle thought bubble, "This Limey makes me look skinny compared to that French Whore..."

mpur said...

Old MacDonald had a farm.....

mpur said...

The wives of JEF's, Vol II

GregMan said...

"I prefer my qagh freshly killed, not alive, actually, my dear M'chelle."

GregMan said...

"Don't goes into dat Ladies Room just yet, Camilla, if you knows what I means!"

Mr Hankey said...

It's interesting that you only had to have Hillary & Barbara voted out. I had to have my predecessor...well you know.

Submariner said...

No, dear. I'm Camilla. Geoffrey will take you to the stables to find a horse.

How shall I put this delicately? You DO intend to ride and not dine, correct?

Anonymous said...

"I'll let you in on a little secret. I...killed Diana. So watch it."

Vinneh

jimmy said...

Camilla thoughtbubble: "Oh, dear...is she that Oprah Humphries person I've heard so much about?"

marco said...

Camilla: "I think the president is over there, bowing repeatedly to one of those Beefeater blokes."

dadoctah said...

"Chalk-faced is one thing, but this is just ridiculous."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Flocculation - The tendency for frumps to clump.

WordVerify: prodst - To clear the exit, a beefeater used a sharp pike to prodst the frumps out of the way.

Submariner said...

"M'Chel, dear, a word of caution - DON'T enter the drawing room. My davenport is covered in the same print as your dress."
"Not any more, Cam. Not any more..."

Submariner said...

"Oh, and by the way - you need new drapes in Charles' study now."

Adriane said...

In case you ever wondered why Camilla hates the Rolling Stones:
"I see the President' wife and she, by God, is black..."

Matt the K said...

David Bowie and his fashion model wife Iman go through a "dowdy" phase.

Matt the K said...

"No, it's not a f**king hat, I fell into the wedding cake!!"

Matt the K said...

"Just between you and me, Oprah, I think that president of yours is a total plonker."

Matt the K said...

"Excuse me, young negress, but is this where the white ladies at?"

Double the U said...

It is called "English" because it began over here you stupid Yank.