Tuesday, May 03, 2011

So, just what did the Navy SEAL use for a catchphrase before he offed Bin Laden?

With some assist from the AoS Morons


1. "Dead Goatfrakker says what?"

2. "Mazel Tov!"

3. "Say 'Allahu Akbar' again, I dare you, motherf--ker! I double-dare you! Say 'Allahu Akbar' one more time!"

4. "Look right here, and wait for the flash."

5. "You're going to want to put some ice on that."

6. "Kneel before Zod!"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Excuse me while I whip this out!"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"I'm ordering a whiskey bin Laden. That's two shots and a splash of water."

Best of blue
"Here's Johnny!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"We start filming 'Weekend At Osama's' in ten minutes."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Okay, we'll give you more of a chance than you gave the people in the Twin Towers.
How about a 10-second head start?
Ready? Set?
1...
bang bang

Best of mpur
That's right goatf***ker, you're being taken out by the weakest US President in 30 years.

Best of Oiao
"President Bush sends his regards!"

Best of dadoctah
"NOBODY puts Baby in a corner! Wait, what?"

Best of Rodney Dill
"Screw you. I work for Mel Brooks."

Best of Dr. Doom
"Hello Mr. bin Laden", said the SEAL, "We have a bet. I bet that I could sew your dead a$$ into a pig carcass and sink you in a cesspool. My buddy here bets you won't fit into a pig carcass. What do you bet"?

Best of Army of Dad
"And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

Best of Army of Dad
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.


Best of Army of Dad
"Flawless Victory!"

Best of dub
This is gonna hurt worse than Dub's eyes on most Thursdays.

Best of Rodney Dill
If Rigor Mortis last for more than four hours please seek immediate medical attention.

67 comments:

Kaptain Krude said...

"Excuse me while I whip this out!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"I'm ordering a whiskey bin Laden. That's two shots and a splash of water."

blue said...

"Here's Johnny!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Yippy-ki-yay, mother******!"

Jack Reacher said...

ORA: "1314 Racine; I had a friend who lived there."

Jack Reacher said...

"I know what you're thinking; did he fire 18 shots, or only 17..."

USMC2841 said...

Knock. Knock. Who is it? UPS.

Jack Reacher said...

"You might want to call 911."

Jack Reacher said...

"This is gonna hurt me more than it does you." BANG. "Well, that wasn't so bad for me. How about you? Hello?"

Jack Reacher said...

"We start filming 'Weekend At Osama's' in ten minutes."

jimmy said...

"Knock, knock..."
"Who's there?"
Laaaand shark."

chronos the wonder pig said...

f*ck you, asshole

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hear's your last meal, goat molester. A bacon sandwich and 2 hollow points to wash it down.

-OR-

Okay, we'll give you more of a chance than you gave the people in the Twin Towers.
How about a 10-second head start?
Ready? Set?
1...
bang bang

mpur said...

That's right goatf***ker, you're being taken out by the weakest US President in 30 years.

mpur said...

In Pakistan, SEALS club you!

mpur said...

Let's roll.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."

Anonymous said...

"I get a year's worth of free beer for this one. And oh yeah, that RAMF Ensign is polishing my boots too!"

- Oiao

Or....

"What a good waste of ammo, I should have done this with a knife and bailing wire."


(and for all you former JSOC mates)...

"I was never here!"

Congrats to the "Meat Eaters!!!!"

Word Verify = woodi (what I got when I found out the news!) So appropriate.

Sleep tight as JSOC is out there!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Smile, mutherf'r, you're on Candid Camera.

-OR-

Go ahead, make my day.

WordVerify: dothen - My I pwease have a dothen donuts?
Why sure, Congwesman Fwank.

Anonymous said...

"I win the Cupie Doll!!!!"

-Oiao

Or,

"I guess you never grew up shooting rats at the dump!"

Anonymous said...

"President Bush sends his regards!"

- Oiao

dadoctah said...

"NOBODY puts Baby in a corner! Wait, what?"

Rodney Dill said...

"SERENITY NOW!"

Rodney Dill said...

"LEEEROY JENKINS"

Rodney Dill said...

"Metsuyan."

Rodney Dill said...

"OMGWTFBBQ"

Rodney Dill said...

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"

Rodney Dill said...

"Today is the first day of the rest of your death."

Rodney Dill said...

"PWNED"

Rodney Dill said...

"Screw you. I work for Mel Brooks."

Anonymous said...

"Ut oh. I know what you're thinking. Did I fire 50 rounds or only 49? To tell you the truth I kinda lost track myself in all the confusion...."

Vinney

Dr. Doom said...

"Hello Mr. bin Laden", said the SEAL, "We have a bet. I bet that I could sew your dead a$$ into a pig carcass and sink you in a cesspool. My buddy here bets you won't fit into a pig carcass. What do you bet"?

Army of Dad said...

"And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

Army of Dad said...

"Say what again mother fucker!"

Army of Dad said...

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

Army of Dad said...

Hey Osama, you are now third eye blind.

GregMan said...

"KAAAHN!!!"

GregMan said...

"It's Bush's fault!"

Army of Dad said...

"Boom! Headshot!"

Army of Dad said...

"Flawless Victory!"

GregMan said...

"Get off my lawn! Forever!!!"

Army of Dad said...

"I see you bin Laden, can you see me?"

Army of Dad said...

I'm here on behalf of 3,000 souls, it's time to die.

Army of Dad said...

"This is the operator, if you have recieved this message you are already dead. Goodbye."

Army of Dad said...

"Squeal like a pig boy!"

Rodney Dill said...

"I'm just Terry Jonesing for you."

Anonymous said...

Tackleberry's ultimate mission.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

"You're fired"!

Vinney

Mr. Hankey said...

Nobody, but nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog anymore!

dadoctah said...

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

Jack Reacher said...

"Looks like you're ready for your close-up."

Spineless Vertebra said...

"Say 'what you talkin about Willis' ONE more time!"

Army of Dad said...

"Bullet in the brain pan, squish!"

USMC2841 said...

I know what you're thinking. Did I fire five shots or six? Seeing that this is the Baconator 3000 the most powerful pork gun in the world...

dadoctah said...

"Tweet this, Kutcher!"

Tremor said...

After the headshot:

"Toast-y!!!!"

My word: lithe What Osama does at the bottom of the Arabian Sea.

Dactyl said...

Kaptain Krude said...

"I'm ordering a whiskey bin Laden. That's two shots and a splash of water."


I am going to be chuckling about that one for days.

Army of Mom said...

ORA: Ding dong, mother fucker, ding dong.

dub said...

This is gonna hurt worse than Dub's eyes on most Thursdays.

Rodney Dill said...

Boom goes the dynamite

Rodney Dill said...

Democracy! Whiskey! Sexy!

Rodney Dill said...

"It was a gun in my pocket, but I am happy to see you."

Rodney Dill said...

I have a really bad headache

Rodney Dill said...

If Rigor Mortis last for more than four hours please seek immediate medical attention.

Rodney Dill said...

That's some bad hat, Harry.

Rodney Dill said...

"Lighten up Francis."

Tremor said...

"Say hello to my little friend!"