1. "I bow to you, Mr. Shuttlecock."
2."The ball acted stupidly."
3. "I call foul, Mr. Referee. Chris Matthews was waving his tits at me."
4. "What do you think of my glutes, kids? Are they fabulous or what?"
5. The illegitimate sons of Jake and Elwood blues look on the president makes a f--kin' retard out of himself again.
Best of blue
Needing a job in 2013, Obama auditions for the role Of Alexander Scott in the newest I Spy remake
Best of USMC2841
Once you've had your head up there so long you really can't even feel the racket.
Best of jj
Damn you Gere, get that gerbil out!!
Best of GregMan
"Now watch as I pull a reason to spend another few trillion dollars we don't have out of my ass!"
Best of Jack Reacher
First the White House said he hit the shuttlecock, then nearly hit it, then that the wind acted up, then that there never was a game in the first place. No more questions, please.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Mimicking Bawney Fwank at the last White House mixer.
Best of Submariner
Thawt bubble; "If that 100% typical white boy Agassi can make a shot between his legs, then a 50% Arab Muslim can surely..."
HOLY FRAKKIN' ALLAH THAT HURT!
Thradwinner: Dr. Doom
No longer content with merely bowing and apologizing, the President takes to center court at Wimbledon and begins to spank himself to atone for amerikkka's transgressions...
Best of Army of Dad
"...and this is what all the white people along the Mississippi should do (bend over and hike up their pants) Bush hated black people during floods, now we are getting even!"
Best of Mr. Hankey
Just another black man showing off as he adjusts himself mid-thigh.
Best of Cricket
After authorizing the mission to kill OBL, Obama's head slowly begins to revert to its original position.
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Needing a job in 2013, Obama auditions for the role Of Alexander Scott in the newest I Spy remake>
Once you've had your head up there so long you really can't even feel the racket.
"This was the position Frank Marshall Davis liked the best."
Damn you Gere, get that gerbil out!!
"Now watch as I pull a reason to spend another few trillion dollars we don't have out of my ass!"
"Now, see, pretend my ass is the Amerikkkan taxpayer, and the tennis racket is the I.R.S."
President Soetero explains why his socialist health care bill shouldn't be repealed.
First the White House said he hit the shuttlecock, then nearly hit it, then that the wind acted up, then that there never was a game in the first place. No more questions, please.
Obamalama brings down the house with some Henny Youngman jokes:
Now see, if this were hockey, Michelle could easily block the puck in this position.
-OR-
Now see, if this were football, Michelle could easily block a field goal attempt in this position.
-OR-
Now see, if this were WWII, Michelle could easily block the german tank advance in this position.
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Now see, if this were earth's final moments, Michelle could easily block the approaching asteroid in this position.
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Now see, if this were [situation], Michelle could easily block the [moving object(s)] in this position.
The strap on our secret santa got us for Xmas is da bomb, I'll tell you what!
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Whether playing badminton or negotiating with the enemy or solving the debt crisis, I present my strongest ASSet! The Kick Me sign was Biden's idea.
Mimicking Bawney Fwank at the last White House mixer.
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When asked what he thought Schwarzenegger would get in the divorce, Obamalama silently demonstrates.
So, kids, imagine the net is the border fence. This is how we'll get those Mexicans into the country from now on. Notice the trampoline effect...
"Excuse me while I whip this, uh, er, um, this, um, er, um, while I whip this, um, um, um, er, excuse me while I whip this, um... No more questions!"
Thawt bubble; "If that 100% typical white boy Agassi can make a shot between his legs, then a 50% Arab Muslim can surely..."
HOLY FRAKKIN' ALLAH THAT HURT!
No longer content with merely bowing and apologizing, the President takes to center court at Wimbledon and begins to spank himself to atone for amerikkka's transgressions...
ORA: "Sunny, ball ball."
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"...and this is what all the white people along the Mississippi should do (bend over and hike up their pants) Bush hated black people during floods, now we are getting even!"
The real reason why America sucks at tennis.
Just another black man showing off as he adjusts himself mid-thigh.
O demonstrates the latest craze... fling the turd.
Lets see....
Head up the ass joke? Check
Gere/Gerbil joke? Check
Obligatory Blazing Saddles reference? Check
Giant black penis joke? Check
Ok, well, I got nothing.
A gritty cutting edge remake of 'Gone With The Wind.' Metaphors and hilarity abound with Obama searching for his balls in the wake of the tornadoes in the deep South.
Dr. Doom said...
No longer content with merely bowing and apologizing, the President takes to center court at Wimbledon and begins to spank himself to atone for amerikkka's transgressions...
Out-freaking-standing, D.D. Instant nomination for "Best Of's 2011"
Thank you sir, but I hardly deserve any accolades - I merely calls 'em as I sees 'em...
After authorizing the mission to kill OBL, Obama's head slowly begins to revert to its original position.
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