Tuesday, May 10, 2011
"Sad to see a man looking for his balls and finding nothing but net."
1. "I bow to you, Mr. Shuttlecock."
2."The ball acted stupidly."
3. "I call foul, Mr. Referee. Chris Matthews was waving his tits at me."
4. "What do you think of my glutes, kids? Are they fabulous or what?"
5. The illegitimate sons of Jake and Elwood blues look on the president makes a f--kin' retard out of himself again.
Best of blue
Needing a job in 2013, Obama auditions for the role Of Alexander Scott in the newest I Spy remake
Best of USMC2841
Once you've had your head up there so long you really can't even feel the racket.
Best of jj
Damn you Gere, get that gerbil out!!
Best of GregMan
"Now watch as I pull a reason to spend another few trillion dollars we don't have out of my ass!"
Best of Jack Reacher
First the White House said he hit the shuttlecock, then nearly hit it, then that the wind acted up, then that there never was a game in the first place. No more questions, please.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Mimicking Bawney Fwank at the last White House mixer.
Best of Submariner
Thawt bubble; "If that 100% typical white boy Agassi can make a shot between his legs, then a 50% Arab Muslim can surely..."
HOLY FRAKKIN' ALLAH THAT HURT!
Thradwinner: Dr. Doom
No longer content with merely bowing and apologizing, the President takes to center court at Wimbledon and begins to spank himself to atone for amerikkka's transgressions...
Best of Army of Dad
"...and this is what all the white people along the Mississippi should do (bend over and hike up their pants) Bush hated black people during floods, now we are getting even!"
Best of Mr. Hankey
Just another black man showing off as he adjusts himself mid-thigh.
Best of Cricket
After authorizing the mission to kill OBL, Obama's head slowly begins to revert to its original position.