Tuesday, May 24, 2011

"Playoffs... More like Gayoffs!"


1. "Kobe, I'm open" just took on a whole new meaning!

2. The NBA's Post-Kobe-gay-slur sensitivity training may have gone too far.

3. An extremely personal foul.

4. The team's first clue was the way he shrieked "Fabulous" after every lay-up.

5. Hey NBA. Soccer just called. It wants its gay back.
Best of Mr. Hankey
...it's okay. I know this great suite at the Sofitel that we can go visit.

Best of dub
Maybe NOW Kobe will see how open I am.

Best of Adriane
I'm too sexy for my jersey, too sex for my jersey, too sexy for my sweaty, sweaty, jersey ...

13 comments:

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"When are we going to get some male cheerleaders?"

Mr. Hankey said...

...it's okay. I know this great suite at the Sofitel that we can go visit.

dub said...

Hey, want to go dunk each other?

dub said...

Maybe NOW Kobe will see how open I am.

jj said...

It's OK, let's go take a hot shower...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Your back feels like rich Corinthian leather.
Aww, I'll bet you say that to all the ghuys.

-OR-

Amos, it's not a wardrobe malfuntion. Get your fingers off my jockstrap or you'll be dribbling through your lips.

Dr. Doom said...

Later Marco and Bruce would star in their own pickup game of Horse...

Adriane said...

I'm too sexy for my jersey, too sex for my jersey, too sexy for my sweaty, sweaty, jersey ...

Submariner said...

C'mon, Kobe. A nice, hot, relaxing shower will make us BOTH feel better...

Submariner said...

CUT! You don't take off the jersey until AFTER you drink the kid's Coke!

OK, Take it from the top...

Submariner said...

Look at the bright side - you have the time now to take another trip to Eagle County, Colorado...

sonicfrog said...

Hmmm... Looks like I'm going to have to start watching basketball more often...

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey Kobe, they're open... way way open.... Takei Open..."