Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Pew Pew Pew!

Wednesdays with Sondra


(I injured my eyeball and I'm supposed to stay away from computers for another 24 hours, so... free for all)

Best of JohnS1959
Preparing for his campaign trip to the west coast, the President brushes up on his gang signs in order to curry favor with likely voters...

Best of Jack Reacher
"...and then I said, 'This is for America, bin Ladin!' Pretty cool, huh?"

Best of Rodney Dill
Playing the game Rock-Paper-Scissors-Badass-Islamic Martyr with Obama quickly became predictable.

Best of Submariner
"Eenie, meenie, minee, mo'"
Obamalama vets the new Economic Recovery Czar.

Best of mpur
ORA: Where's Jive Lady when you need her?

Best of Mr. Hankey
"V the K" gets a poke in the eye from "O the P"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Man Barack, you're finger shore is skinny! Jus' like your resume! Too bad your finger ain't your wife, eh?"

Best of Dactyl
And then I poked V the K in the eye like THIS, and now he can't make any captions. That'll show him.

39 comments:

JohnS1959 said...

Preparing for his campaign trip to the west coast, the President brushes up on his gang signs in order to curry favor with likely voters...

Jack Reacher said...

The new video for the song "Do You Know The Way To San Jose" is pretty confusing.

Jack Reacher said...

Spreading the wealth, one wage-earner at a time.

Jack Reacher said...

"...and then I said, 'This is for America, bin Ladin!' Pretty cool, huh?"

Dr. Doom said...

"Ya you right, yo", rapped the President, "ya come up in da hood, crashin' planes an' $hit, we buss a cap in yo a$$"

Jack Reacher said...

"We don't waterboard terrorists, which would be contrary to international law. We do, however, send a team to shoot them in the head."

Rodney Dill said...

Playing the game Rock-Paper-Scissors-Badass-Islamic Martyr with Obama quickly became predictable.

David said...
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David said...

"Word to yo mothuh, yo!"

"Uhhh...word...ummm...to your....errr, mom, you."

Submariner said...

ORA:

Sorry, boy, but I am a clean and, um, articulate negro. I, uh, don't understand a word you are, uh, telling, um, me. Can someone bring Bar, uh, Barbara Billingsley here for, um, me?

Submariner said...

"I, too, was brought up in the hood, so if you set your aspirations high, even you, can... can... Oh hell; even I can't buy my own bullshite!"

Submariner said...

"Eenie, meenie, minee, mo'"
Obamalama vets the new Economic Recovery Czar.

Submariner said...

Change the channel, this is just that off, off-whitesploitation version of "The Wiz."

Submariner said...

The Obamessiah begins hand picking the staff for OAKNUTS - his cleverly concealed successor organization to ACORN.

Mr. Hankey said...

Obama demonstrates how gun control will change street muggings.

blue said...

Barry apparently did not understand the meaning of "Excuse me while I whip this out!"

mpur said...

ORA: Where's Jive Lady when you need her?

Mr. Hankey said...

Even the media questions it when Barry The Bad-Ass impedes another attack without support from his Secret Service detail.

HLam said...

"So the nearest Five Guys is a right at the next corner and then two lefts? Cool. Don't tell M'chel where I went, k?"

Mr. Hankey said...

"V the K" gets a poke in the eye from "O the P"

jj said...

Barry gives instructions to the new Attorney General on how to deal with the Philadelphia Black Panthers.

jj said...

O welcomes Common to the White House.

WV: repersal...O promises the Justice department is going to repersal all of the clingers' CCW permits.

dadoctah said...

Bet the guy on the right never had to dig out *his* birth certificate.

metalgarth said...

Once Hillary becomes Big Sister, those finger guns will photshopped out and replaced with walkie-talkies

metalgarth said...

The next season of Top Shot looks like its gonna suck!

dub said...

O: And then you can take this finger and put it in the other hole.

Dude: Oh, like thisss....

Anonymous said...

Obama Thought Bubble (as if he thinks for himself): "After I take all the law abiding Cracker's guns, you do it!"

-Oiao

Anonymous said...

O-Bummer: "So its a lot easier to get the drop on the Crackers now that I made law abiding citizens criminals for owning guns? Tell all you homies to vote for me in 2012!"

- Oiao

Anonymous said...

O-Bummer: "Actually, the Koran says you have to hold it like this when you kill the infidel."

- O-Iao

Dactyl said...

...and then I made my finger gun like this, and I poked V the K in the eye so he can't make no captions! That'll show him!

Anonymous said...

O-Bummer: "So, if you, ah, um, had a little white kid on your back, you'd just cap him like this?"

-Oia-0

Dactyl said...

"You know, as soon as Congress passes my handgun ban, you won't be able to do this anymore."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Man Barack, your finger shore is skinny! Too bad your wife ain't!"

And then Dawn's head exploded. Like the Death Star at the end of Star Wars.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

On Being Pathetisad - When a black and a gangbanger try to shake hands.

-OR-

The Two Stooges
Okay, okay, now I get to be Moe, you be Curly.
boink boink
Owwww
Yuck Yuck Yuck
Wooo woo woo woo woo

-OR-

Nah, Mr. O, dat's too white! Gangstas hold guns dis way. Can't hit da side of a barn, but we sho looks cool.

-OR-

The picture Webster's chosen to insert next to the word "retarded" in the next edition.

-OR-

A Failure to Communicate
Oh boy, I love the pull-my-finger gag!
Say, what?
Pull my finger!
I'm not pulling your finger.
Pull my finger or my secret service team will pull all of yours off.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Looks like Blogger's server death ate my post...

Pathetisad: The term for when a black liberal tries to shake hands with a gangbanger.

-OR-

Okay, but I wanna be Moe, so you be Curly.
Boink! Boink!
Owww!!
Yuck Yuck Yuck
Wooo woowoowoowoowoo

-OR-

Nah, Mr. O, that's just too white! Here's how to hold a gun, like dis! Bros can't hit the side of a barn but don't we look cool
?

-OR-

Two losers play the ghetto version of Pirate Sword Fight!

Kaptain Krude said...

"Man Barack, you're finger shore is skinny! Jus' like your resume! Too bad your finger ain't your wife, eh?"

Dactyl said...

And then I poked V the K in the eye like THIS, and now he can't make any captions. That'll show him.

(WV: existr: my original posts here no longer existr.)

Dactyl said...

You know, after Congress passes my handgun ban, we wont be able to do this anymore.

Steve O said...

"No, dude. For shizzle ya gotsta hold yo piece like this. What you doin' aint cool. No, c'mon. For real man. Dude... Dude... Yo, come ON MAN!"