Sunday, May 01, 2011

One More




Best of Jack Reacher
"I think she's hungry. She keeps muttering about English crackers."

Best of blue
M'Chel: "Hey, if Barry can photoshop his birth certificate, why can't I be the third page?"!"

Best of prince of leaves
Bringing up the rear of Kate's bridal train was Michelle's caboose.

Best of Oiao
It just occurred to me that Mich'hell would make a lot of Soylent Green.

Best of Submariner
UK DOT Regulation 345.a(13)
Extra wide loads require red and yellow warning flags posted at teh eztreme edges. A warning siren shall sound immediately upon engaging reverse gear.

Best of dub
Oh god....what happened to Halle Berry?!?

Best of jj
M'chelle delivers the obama's wedding gift. An iPod loaded with M'chelles exercise routine in a leotard!

20 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"I think she's hungry. She keeps muttering about English crackers."

blue said...

M'Chel: "Hey, if Barry can photoshop his birth certificate, why can't I be the third page?"!"

Anonymous said...

Mich'hell does her best impression of the Liberty Bell for the Brits!

- Oiao

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

M'Chel: "I want to kneel before the future king, if you know what I mean."

prince of leaves said...

Bringing up the rear of Kate's bridal train was Michelle's caboose.

mpur said...

Worst photo bomb ever.

Anonymous said...

Big Ass!

When Mich'hell sits around the White House, she really 'sits around' the White House.

-Oiao

Anonymous said...

It just occurred to me that Mich'hell would make a lot of Soylent Green.

- Oiao

Carpe Phlogiston said...

So with this ticket I bought, do I gets to see a real beheading?

-OR-

'Chel Thawtbubble - The ACLU would have a field day. Not a black person in the audience 'cept me. Wait a minute... do dat mean I'm a token?? And, I'm in the rear! Speed dial the White House, this means war.

Dr. Doom said...

Great Britain is much more progressive than the US. In England you get two kids, they are both white and well dressed, and they walk beside you instead of riding on your back...

GregMan said...

"Come, children, let us light a candle for the soul of Uncle Osama."

Submariner said...

UK DOT Regulation 345.a(13)
Extra wide loads require red and yellow warning flags posted at teh eztreme edges. A warning siren shall sound immediately upon engaging reverse gear.

dub said...

Oh god....what happened to Halle Berry?!?

dub said...

The royal pankcakes are this way ma'am.

jj said...

M'chel will become enraged when she learns that the Brits don't know how to make ribs.

jj said...

M'chelle delivers the obama's wedding gift. An iPod loaded with M'chelles exercise routine in a leotard!

dub said...

Nice cotton skirt Mrs Obama. Pick it yourself?

Steve O said...

What's red, and black, and red, and goes "step, BOOOM, step..."

Jay Guevara said...

Thought bubble of kid on left: "I just realized why they told us to come in through the garage."

Army of Dad said...

How to tell we have our first black president...white lawn jockeys.