Frankly, this is only slightly more grotesque than whatever Hef is doing these days.
Best of Mr. Hankey
The real reason Usama was upset at the USA had more to do with the failure of his TV Pilot.
Best of Adriane
How to Stuff a Wild Bikini with Dolmas and Baklava was a popular title in certain parts of the world ...
Best of Rodney Dill
Girls: "Can we sea you again?"
Osama: "I'll keep an eye out for you."
Best of prince of leaves
Osama's first night in Paradise was working out well...until he figured out that he was actually in Gitmo, these were not three of his 72 virgins, and the "pillows" they were about to whack him with were actually bags of steel shot, broken glass, and rock salt.
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"What the he!!", thought Usama, "These are not virgins"...
Obama was hard to catch as he frequented the Girls Next Door.
The real reason Usama was upset at the USA had more to do with the failure of his TV Pilot.
How to Stuff a Wild Bikini with Dolmas and Baklava was a popular title in certain parts of the world ...
Weekend at Osama's
Girls: "Can we sea you again?"
Osama: "I'll keep an eye out for you."
Any caption mentioning snorkeling, and I get that little bit of throw-up feeling at the back of the throat.
♬
I'm full of glee, under the sea
lies a dead Al Qaeda martyr that got played
He'd tell us ten, years that he'd been
hidden in a house, till he'd been made
I'd ask his friends to come and be
see their dead Osama, un-der the sea
They too should be, under the sea
with the dead Al Qaeda martyr that just got played
He would be warm, in his new hell form
Even in his cold hide-away beneath the waves.
His two tapped head, on the sea bed
On the dead Al Qaeda martyr that just got played
We would sing and dance around
because we know he can't be found
I'm full of glee, under the sea
lies a dead Al Qaeda martyr that got played
♬
(A few versus left to go, sung to Octopus's Garden)
Martyrs get 72 virgins in heaven.
Three of them will playfully hit you with pillows.
Three more will playfully hit you with pillowcases full of padlocks.
Nine will playfully hit you with bicycle chains.
Seven will playfully hit you with canned hams.
Six will playfully hit you with dead pigs.
Four will playfully hit you with videotapes from your own porn stash.
Eight will playfully hit you with various body parts from other al queda jacktards.
Twelve are on break, and seven are just there to supervise (virgins in "heaven" are unionized, after all, you know how it is).
Three will playfully hit you with hardback copies of the koran.
Five will playfully hit you with live bobcats, and sometimes small alligators.
Four will playfully hit you with partially-assembled Ikea furniture.
And one is just there to take pictures and kick you in the nuts.
"Nothing in Quran about pillow fights, no? Pillow fights is okay. No sin in pillow fights. Everybody have many pillow fights!"
Thought bubble: why was it that Muslims prohibited women from showing skin again?
Hey, has anyone ever seen Bin Laden & Hefner in the same room?
API BREAKING NEWS: Navy Seals actually used stealth camouflage to sneak up on their quarry! Gaddafi's and Ahmadinejad's wives report both despots are terrified and suddenly impotent.
Osama's first night in Paradise was working out well...until he figured out that he was actually in Gitmo, these were not three of his 72 virgins, and the "pillows" they were about to whack him with were actually bags of steel shot, broken glass, and rock salt.
Can you spot the 12 Navy Seals hidden in this photo?
playtime while waiting for the Viagra to kick in
Now you've done it V - this picture is going to go viral in thrid world countries as proof from beyond the grave that martyrs get their virgins and soon we'll have more 'splodey-dopes than you can shake a bomb vest at.
Funny what 72 raisins can look like in the after-life, eh?
ORA
Then George Burns walked in and said "You've been a very bad boy. You'll be sharing a 4x4 cell with Adolf for all eternity ..."
It was the next to last time Bin Laden offered someone a shot of face.
Vinney
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