Monday, May 16, 2011

One More F4A While I Catch Up


Frankly, this is only slightly more grotesque than whatever Hef is doing these days.

Best of Mr. Hankey
The real reason Usama was upset at the USA had more to do with the failure of his TV Pilot.

Best of Adriane
How to Stuff a Wild Bikini with Dolmas and Baklava was a popular title in certain parts of the world ...

Best of Rodney Dill
Girls: "Can we sea you again?"
Osama: "I'll keep an eye out for you."

Best of prince of leaves
Osama's first night in Paradise was working out well...until he figured out that he was actually in Gitmo, these were not three of his 72 virgins, and the "pillows" they were about to whack him with were actually bags of steel shot, broken glass, and rock salt.

20 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

"What the he!!", thought Usama, "These are not virgins"...

Mr. Hankey said...

Obama was hard to catch as he frequented the Girls Next Door.

Mr. Hankey said...

The real reason Usama was upset at the USA had more to do with the failure of his TV Pilot.

Adriane said...

How to Stuff a Wild Bikini with Dolmas and Baklava was a popular title in certain parts of the world ...

Rodney Dill said...

Weekend at Osama's

Rodney Dill said...

Girls: "Can we sea you again?"
Osama: "I'll keep an eye out for you."

Rodney Dill said...

Any caption mentioning snorkeling, and I get that little bit of throw-up feeling at the back of the throat.

Rodney Dill said...


I'm full of glee, under the sea
lies a dead Al Qaeda martyr that got played
He'd tell us ten, years that he'd been
hidden in a house, till he'd been made

I'd ask his friends to come and be
see their dead Osama, un-der the sea
They too should be, under the sea
with the dead Al Qaeda martyr that just got played

He would be warm, in his new hell form
Even in his cold hide-away beneath the waves.
His two tapped head, on the sea bed
On the dead Al Qaeda martyr that just got played

We would sing and dance around
because we know he can't be found
I'm full of glee, under the sea
lies a dead Al Qaeda martyr that got played

(A few versus left to go, sung to Octopus's Garden)

Dactyl said...

Martyrs get 72 virgins in heaven.
Three of them will playfully hit you with pillows.
Three more will playfully hit you with pillowcases full of padlocks.
Nine will playfully hit you with bicycle chains.
Seven will playfully hit you with canned hams.
Six will playfully hit you with dead pigs.
Four will playfully hit you with videotapes from your own porn stash.
Eight will playfully hit you with various body parts from other al queda jacktards.
Twelve are on break, and seven are just there to supervise (virgins in "heaven" are unionized, after all, you know how it is).
Three will playfully hit you with hardback copies of the koran.
Five will playfully hit you with live bobcats, and sometimes small alligators.
Four will playfully hit you with partially-assembled Ikea furniture.
And one is just there to take pictures and kick you in the nuts.

dadoctah said...

"Nothing in Quran about pillow fights, no? Pillow fights is okay. No sin in pillow fights. Everybody have many pillow fights!"

Spineless Vertebra said...

Thought bubble: why was it that Muslims prohibited women from showing skin again?

Mr Hankey said...

Hey, has anyone ever seen Bin Laden & Hefner in the same room?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

API BREAKING NEWS: Navy Seals actually used stealth camouflage to sneak up on their quarry! Gaddafi's and Ahmadinejad's wives report both despots are terrified and suddenly impotent.

prince of leaves said...

Osama's first night in Paradise was working out well...until he figured out that he was actually in Gitmo, these were not three of his 72 virgins, and the "pillows" they were about to whack him with were actually bags of steel shot, broken glass, and rock salt.

Rodney Dill said...

Can you spot the 12 Navy Seals hidden in this photo?

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

playtime while waiting for the Viagra to kick in

Submariner said...

Now you've done it V - this picture is going to go viral in thrid world countries as proof from beyond the grave that martyrs get their virgins and soon we'll have more 'splodey-dopes than you can shake a bomb vest at.

Submariner said...

Funny what 72 raisins can look like in the after-life, eh?

Submariner said...

ORA

Then George Burns walked in and said "You've been a very bad boy. You'll be sharing a 4x4 cell with Adolf for all eternity ..."

Anonymous said...

It was the next to last time Bin Laden offered someone a shot of face.

Vinney