Headline: Arnold Knocked Up One of His Servants
1. "Remember when I said I'd use a condom... I lied!"
2. "Nah, my wife won't care... she is a Kennedy, after all."
3. ORA: "As my friends Hans and Franz would say, I am going to knock you up!"
4. "Pssst, the number for Planned Parenthood is 1-888-BABYVAC Just sayin'."
5. "Don't worry about it, it's not like you're Bristol Palin. Thank Gaia society doesn't hold old politicians to the same standards as young teenagers."
Best of dub
Get to da choppah!!
Best of USMC2841
The Sperminator.
Best of metalgarth
Schwartzenegg'er? I hardly know 'er
Best of Vinneh
"You know 'Love Child'. It's PC for bastard."
Best of jimmy
Arnie forgot the eleventh commandment: "Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."
Best of Jack Reacher
"My wife doesn't understand me, which is a good thing, under the circumstances."
Best of mpur
Come with me if you want to f**k.
Best of prince of leaves
"Hasta el juego de paternidad, baby!"
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Your clothes... gib dem to me!"
Best of jj
Its OK. I'll call obama. He knows how to speak Austrian.
Best of Spineless Vertebra
"Well I can assure you that's not a cell phone in my pocket."
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Get to da choppah!!
The Sperminator.
Schwartzenegg'er? I hardly know 'er
He must have 'used the schwartz' on her
I vas de Governator uf Kali-for-ni-kashun!
"You know 'Love Child'. It's PC for bastard."
Vinney
"Shit, vere's Uncle Teddy vhen I need him"?
Vinney
Arnie forgot the eleventh commandment: "Thou shalt not comfort thy road with thy staff."
...er, rod
"Do you have any Austrian in you?
Would you like some?"
"My wife doesn't understand me, which is a good thing, under the circumstances."
"I'm tired of pretending to be a conservative. Let's try something new; let's pretend we're single."
Come with me if you want to f**k.
"Hasta el juego de paternidad, baby!"
"Your clothes... gib dem to me!"
WV: maxica - The youngest daughter of Mad Max, born in Mexico.
"Vait! Dat's how you make der babies?"
"I got news for you. DNA testing won't be able to prove conclusively that it's not Danny DeVito's. We're identical."
Possible bumper stickers for Ahnold's forehead:
a) You're surprised? Government hypocrites are a dime a dozen.
b) See, told you I am not Ghey!
c) Just call me Arnie Appleseed
d) I thought Maria'd be used to infidelity... it runs rampant in her family
e) I'll be back... erm, maybe not.
f) The child support check is in the mail
g) Wow, do I have a great idea for a sitcom
h) Veni
"I vant to bite your neck!... HA! just -keeeding-, I'm from Austria not Transylvania"
The house on Chappaquiddick must have been all booked up.
Now, now, Mareeyah, I simply did what comes naturally to all cheating whoremongers. Look at Bill Clinton, Jack Kennedy, John Edwards, LBJ, Dwight Eisenhower, Dan Burton, Jesse Jackson, Jim Gibbons, Strom Thurman, Elliot Spitzer, Prince Charles, Silvio Berlusconi, Newt Gingrich, Thomas Jefferson, Rudy Giuliani, Gavin Newsome, François Mitterrand, James McGreevey... er, well maybe not Jimmyboi.
>psssst< I can Make you Austrian by injection...
Its OK. I'll call obama. He knows how to speak Austrian.
"Well I can assure you that's not a cell phone in my pocket."
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