Headline: Arnold Knocked Up One of His Servants
1. "Remember when I said I'd use a condom... I lied!"
2. "Nah, my wife won't care... she is a Kennedy, after all."
3. ORA: "As my friends Hans and Franz would say, I am going to knock you up!"
4. "Pssst, the number for Planned Parenthood is 1-888-BABYVAC Just sayin'."
5. "Don't worry about it, it's not like you're Bristol Palin. Thank Gaia society doesn't hold old politicians to the same standards as young teenagers."
Best of dub
Get to da choppah!!
Best of USMC2841
Best of metalgarth
Schwartzenegg'er? I hardly know 'er
Best of Vinneh
"You know 'Love Child'. It's PC for bastard."
Best of jimmy
Arnie forgot the eleventh commandment: "Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."
Best of Jack Reacher
"My wife doesn't understand me, which is a good thing, under the circumstances."
Best of mpur
Come with me if you want to f**k.
Best of prince of leaves
"Hasta el juego de paternidad, baby!"
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Your clothes... gib dem to me!"
Best of jj
Its OK. I'll call obama. He knows how to speak Austrian.
Best of Spineless Vertebra
"Well I can assure you that's not a cell phone in my pocket."