Monday, May 02, 2011
Mr and Mr Elton John
1. "(Ahem) Back off, Superfag. He's taken."
2. "Big deal, so you've done the Archbishop of Canterbury. Like, who hasn't?"
3. "Well, if they had invited M'Chel, none of us would have been able to see around her ass."
4. "I agree, the drugs were way better at Limbaugh's wedding."
5.Elton is disappointed by Lord Mountbatten's response to his greeting of, "Well, hello sailor!"
Best of Vinneh
Looks like there was at least one more Beefeater at the ceremony.
Best of Jack Reacher
"What about that one? Is that one real?"
"Probably a codpiece."
Best of blue
Using the wedding program as a guide, Elton points out the members of the royal family that would have to be notified if his blood test comes back positive.
Best of Double the U
"Had him", "Had him", "Had him", "ooooh Had him!"
Best of Dr. Doom
"Hey", replied Sir Elton pointedly, "I didn't get a harrumph from that guy over there".
Best of dadoctah
Best of USMC2841
I wore that same outfit for my concert at the Troubadour. No, Not his. Hers.
Best of jimmy
"The Duke of Edinburgh doesn't give a damn any more. Look--he's taking a whizz on that tree right there in the aisle."
Best of Dactyl
Tom Hanks, Stuart Smalley, and Johnathan Winters, not quite fitting in with the crowd at the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Best of Spineless Vertebra
"You think we're super gay? Check out Chris Crocker over there."
Best of prince of leaves
"Oh look, how very traditional, Prince Charles entering the Abbey on horseba-- oh, no wait, that's Camilla..."
Best of Rodney Dill
Kagan's aged a bit since becoming a supreme