1. "(Ahem) Back off, Superfag. He's taken."
2. "Big deal, so you've done the Archbishop of Canterbury. Like, who hasn't?"
3. "Well, if they had invited M'Chel, none of us would have been able to see around her ass."
4. "I agree, the drugs were way better at Limbaugh's wedding."
5.Elton is disappointed by Lord Mountbatten's response to his greeting of, "Well, hello sailor!"
Best of Vinneh
Looks like there was at least one more Beefeater at the ceremony.
Best of Jack Reacher
"What about that one? Is that one real?"
"Probably a codpiece."
Best of blue
Using the wedding program as a guide, Elton points out the members of the royal family that would have to be notified if his blood test comes back positive.
Best of Double the U
"Had him", "Had him", "Had him", "ooooh Had him!"
Best of Dr. Doom
"Hey", replied Sir Elton pointedly, "I didn't get a harrumph from that guy over there".
Best of dadoctah
Aiieee! Gojira!!
Best of USMC2841
I wore that same outfit for my concert at the Troubadour. No, Not his. Hers.
Best of jimmy
"The Duke of Edinburgh doesn't give a damn any more. Look--he's taking a whizz on that tree right there in the aisle."
Best of Dactyl
Tom Hanks, Stuart Smalley, and Johnathan Winters, not quite fitting in with the crowd at the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Best of Spineless Vertebra
"You think we're super gay? Check out Chris Crocker over there."
Best of prince of leaves
"Oh look, how very traditional, Prince Charles entering the Abbey on horseba-- oh, no wait, that's Camilla..."
Best of Rodney Dill
Kagan's aged a bit since becoming a supreme
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Look there - ANOTHER Queen of England!
Looks like there was at least one more Beefeater at the ceremony.
Vinney
"What about that one? Is that one real?"
"Probably a codpiece."
Using the wedding program as a guide, Elton points out the members of the royal family that would have to be notified if his blood test comes back positive.
word verification: weene
really! you can't make this stuff up!
Elton offers fans to smell his finger & guess where it last was.
"Had him", "Had him", "Had him", "ooooh Had him!"
At least with the Limbaugh wedding people were not so uptight!
"Hey", replied Sir Elton pointedly, "I didn't get a harrumph from that guy over there".
"How gauche", cried Sir Elton pointing to the Queen's headgear, "I wore that same hat last season"!
"Look Brucie", pointed Elton, "I just love the President's ball handling skills don't you"?
That's Bwarney Fwank. You haven't a chance. He likes 'em younger.
You really should try it... just stick a finger in your bum and wiggle.
-OR-
I asked to be dubbed Dame Elton Hercules John, but she's a stubborn old broad and wanted to stick with tradition.
Due to his 100,000 pound wedding gift, Sir Elton was informed he was being allowed the honor of selecting two hymns for the wedding.
Elton promptly giggled "I choose him and him!"
That's the buggerer, right there. Oh wait; that title would be mine, wouldn't it?
Aiieee! Gojira!!
And if anyone here dies before Bernie Taupin, I promise to get him to write another updated set of lyrics.
Insert random Two and a Half Men reference here.
wv: ningaliz. One of Reg's earlier celeb friends, dressed in black and carrying a katana.
I wore that same outfit for my concert at the Troubadour. No, Not his. Hers.
"The Duke of Edinburgh doesn't give a damn any more. Look--he's taking a whizz on that tree right there in the aisle."
---or---
"I think Fergie's hiding in Camilla's hat!"
Tom Hanks, Stuart Smalley, and Johnathan Winters, not quite fitting in with the crowd at the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
"You think we're super gay? Check out Chris Crocker over there."
"Over there's Poet's Corner, and that up there's the Coronation Chair. Neither one is very comfortable with a randy bishop, if you know what I mean..."
Activating his SuperQueen powers, Sir Elton incinerates an inappropriately dressed Victoria Beckham with a single firebolt from his finger.
"Oh look, how very traditional, Prince Charles entering the Abbey on horseba-- oh, no wait, that's Camilla..."
"Will you look at that? That bitch Stephen Fry is wearing the gown *I* was going to wear..."
Kagan's aged a bit since becoming a supreme
That hat right there, that's the one I want.
You better turn around & stop looking at me or put a Candle in Your "you know what"!
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