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"You're right Leia, that is an effective distraction", called Luke, "But now Han won't fit down the garbage chute, that little hard proby thing is sticking out of R2, and I don't even think I can describe what it is doing to Chewbacca. C3P0 is strangely unaffected though"...
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This must be where that thermal exhaust port led to.
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Then Han said "Let the Wookie win..." so I did, and, well, to make a long story short, I'm expecting a litter in November.
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Hey Chewy..show me again how you got your nickname..."
Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my panties?
Come here R2 dear, I'll hide you!"
I'll show you the droids you're looking for.
Laya Orgasma
"You don't look so short anymore, stormtrooper."
"You're right Leia, that is an effective distraction", called Luke, "But now Han won't fit down the garbage chute, that little hard proby thing is sticking out of R2, and I don't even think I can describe what it is doing to Chewbacca. C3P0 is strangely unaffected though"...
"Very nice Leia", said Han Solo, "But could you wear that outfit you wore for Jabba and meet me in garbage compactor 3263827"?
This must be where that thermal exhaust port led to.
"Here's my plan, Lord Vader. We install one of these cutouts on every deck just outside the turbolifts, and one at each escape hatch. When the rebels come to rescue the princess, they get distracted and that gives us time to capture them. (Mind you, it'd work a lot better if these blast pistols could actually hit what we're aiming at.)"
Then Han said "Let the Wookie win..." so I did, and, well, to make a long story short, I'm expecting a litter in November.
Death Star? THIS namby-pamby construct? It's no more than a waning moon around Uranus...
I just met Batman! Where DOES he get those delightful toys?
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