Wednesday, May 11, 2011

The Moderates

Wednesdays with Sondra



1. Apple launched its new iSlam with an effective viral marketing campaign.

2. Additional protesters arrive in Wisconsin to support the unions.

3. Why all the convenience stores in your area will be closed today.

4. Dearborn High School throws an end-of-the-year Pep Rally.

5.  Islam: It's like the Westboro Baptist Church, only with a billion members.

Best of Jack Reacher
Fine print on sign: The World is defined as any area without a strong central government, susceptible to death cults, which may or may not harbor terrorists. Offer void where prohibited by the U.S. military.

Threadwinner: dub
    Smaller sign reads "Iron my turban bitch"

Best of Mr. Hankey
    ..and then the crowd dropped the signs and broke out into a Flashmob performance of "Rock The Casbah"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The strike for higher wages lost a lot of steam when someone finally translated one of the signs for the illiterate NYC cabbies.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
    I Slam!
    You Slam!
    We All Slam!
    For Islam!

Best of dadoctah
    Once again the marketing guys at Adult Swim put on a promotional stunt that gets blown *completely* out of proportion.

24 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Fine print on sign:
The World is defined as any area without a strong central government, susceptible to death cults, which may or may not harbor terrorists. Offer void where prohibited by the U.S. military.

Double the U said...

The chants of "We want to live peacefully with you" and the "Coexist" bumper stickers conflicted with their signs.

Submariner said...

Sharia:
freedom for ONE religion,
NOT freedom FOR religion...

Atheists please take note.

Submariner said...

What're the Hollywood elite protesting now?



v word - frowl - I can't decide if I want to frown or scowl so my Imam told me to frowl.

Submariner said...

I'll give you a million to one odds that their songs did NOT include Kumbayah or Give Peace A Chance.

Submariner said...

Deep Thoughts by Submariner;
Did you ever notice that suicide bombers are afraid of Muslim hoards?

mpur said...

Notice the Union Jack flying in the background.

King Richard the Lionheart weeps.

mpur said...

Governments world wide have now doubled the number of port-o-potties at all large muslim gatherings since we now know that "Allah Ackbar" means "I gotta pee."

http://tinyurl.com/3e66zvc

(Sorry, I don't know how to hotlink here)

dub said...

Smaller sign reads "Iron my turban bitch"

dub said...

So let me get this straight...you're going to harm millions of Americans, destroy our economy, and set us back 100 years? How is this different from what Obama is doing??

Mr. Hankey said...

Time to buy rental property in Mecca!

Mr. Hankey said...

..and then the crowd dropped the signs and broke out into a Flashmob performance of "Rock The Casbah"

Spineless Vertebra said...

If they only knew Jack Bauer laughs at their mistaken beliefs.

jj said...

Unbeknown to the maddening crowd, Chuck Norris sits in one of the windows and plans to take the crowd out....with one shot!

Rodney Dill said...

Bill Gates: "Oh yeah Jobs, well iRule."

Submariner said...

Front row common thawt bubble;
"Oh f&$K - that's a US Navy Seal team..."

Anonymous said...

Ah yes, yet another picture of the inhabitants of Berkeley CA.

- Oiao

Rodney Dill said...

Fortunately the Gilbert Gottfried Duck got hired to say "AKBAR"

Submariner said...

Not quite the Disney Main Street Parade I remember...

GregMan said...

Somewhere a herd of goats is cowering in fear.

GregMan said...

The New York Times editorial staff decides to go out for a walk on their lunch break.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The strike for higher wages lost a lot of steam when someone finally translated one of the signs for the illiterate NYC cabbies.

-OR-


So, tell me again Abdul, what with the whole prohibition on pictures of Allah, how will we know whom to ask for our virgins?

-OR-


Suicide bombers worldwide packed up and went home when a senior imam sheepishly explained that due to a translation error, it turns out nothing actually promises jihadists sex in heaven, but rather that a child molester named Ji Hadi once knocked up 72 virgins in Mecca.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

I Slam!
You Slam!
We All Slam!
For Islam!

dadoctah said...

Once again the marketing guys at Adult Swim put on a promotional stunt that gets blown *completely* out of proportion.