Tuesday, May 10, 2011

The Mask


1. Joss Whedon's Lone Ranger remake--- LIKE!

2. "Worry not my plump little sister, I shall protect you from dub."

3. "I don't wanna brag, but every menstrual cycle in the five county area is synchronized with mine. I'm sort of the Chuck Norris of Lesbians."

4. "It's all in the wrist, baby!"

Best of USMC2841
Victoria's Secret identity.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Ang Lee will be kept far away from the remake of Witchblade. Far, far away.

Best of Dactyl
In their latest adventure, Electrawoman and Dynagirl meet Army of Mom's closet.

Best of Submariner
I think I'm gonna like the Bronkowitz remake of 'Xena; Warrior Princess.'

Best of Submariner
Her mask is actually an upside-down, peek-a-boob bra for dub's ideal female.





5. The Enterprise crew always lamented that the holodeck never malfunctioned and brought Commander Riker's fantasies to life.

15 comments:

USMC2841 said...

Victoria's Secret identity.

Kaptain Krude said...

Professor Chaos' trip through the Femulator provided a different outlook on many things, as well as a lot of attention from the men of South Park.

Kaptain Krude said...

Ang Lee will be kept far away from the remake of Witchblade. Far, far away.

Dactyl said...

In their latest adventure, Electrawoman and Dynagirl meet Army of Mom's closet.

Dactyl said...

Y'know, when I heard that Bristol Palin was getting her own reality show, this wasn't exactly what I expected.

http://www.myfoxmaine.com/Global/story.asp?S=14603048

Submariner said...

Dactyl said...
In their latest adventure, Electrawoman and Dynagirl meet Army of Mom's closet.



Naaah; there ain't that much material in any 7 of AoM's outfits...

Submariner said...

I shall love her, and pet her, and call her Georgette...

Submariner said...

I think I'm gonna like the Bronkowitz remake of 'Xena; Warrior Princess.'

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

No, it DOESN'T match.
She has no carpet...

Submariner said...

Her mask is actually an upside-down, peek-a-boob bra for dub's ideal female.

Submariner said...

No, stupid; she's MY Prom date.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Lilith Fair presents the feminist version of Friday the 13th, The Furry Penalty Box: Jasmine Voorhees, Jason's younger, beautiful and totally demented sister crosschecks and slapshots her way across an ice rink.

-OR-

The first Lesbo Tuesday is a big hit, but there are calls for more skin, more tongue and more in flagrante delicktoes*.
* That's Latin for toe sucking according to Dub

Dr. Doom said...

"I told Batman I would take care of you for good this time", said Batgirl.

"Purrfect", replied Cat Woman, "Did you bring your utility belt"?

Adriane said...

Despite having a great! video, the Bangles' Walk Like a Hot, Masked, Mexican, Lesbian Wrestler just never hit the big time.