Tuesday, May 10, 2011
The Mask
1. Joss Whedon's Lone Ranger remake--- LIKE!
2. "Worry not my plump little sister, I shall protect you from dub."
3. "I don't wanna brag, but every menstrual cycle in the five county area is synchronized with mine. I'm sort of the Chuck Norris of Lesbians."
4. "It's all in the wrist, baby!"
Best of USMC2841
Victoria's Secret identity.
Best of Kaptain Krude
Ang Lee will be kept far away from the remake of Witchblade. Far, far away.
Best of Dactyl
In their latest adventure, Electrawoman and Dynagirl meet Army of Mom's closet.
Best of Submariner
I think I'm gonna like the Bronkowitz remake of 'Xena; Warrior Princess.'
Best of Submariner
Her mask is actually an upside-down, peek-a-boob bra for dub's ideal female.
5. The Enterprise crew always lamented that the holodeck never malfunctioned and brought Commander Riker's fantasies to life.
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Victoria's Secret identity.
Professor Chaos' trip through the Femulator provided a different outlook on many things, as well as a lot of attention from the men of South Park.
Ang Lee will be kept far away from the remake of Witchblade. Far, far away.
In their latest adventure, Electrawoman and Dynagirl meet Army of Mom's closet.
Y'know, when I heard that Bristol Palin was getting her own reality show, this wasn't exactly what I expected.
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Dactyl said...
In their latest adventure, Electrawoman and Dynagirl meet Army of Mom's closet.
Naaah; there ain't that much material in any 7 of AoM's outfits...
I shall love her, and pet her, and call her Georgette...
I think I'm gonna like the Bronkowitz remake of 'Xena; Warrior Princess.'
No, it DOESN'T match.
She has no carpet...
Her mask is actually an upside-down, peek-a-boob bra for dub's ideal female.
No, stupid; she's MY Prom date.
Lilith Fair presents the feminist version of Friday the 13th, The Furry Penalty Box: Jasmine Voorhees, Jason's younger, beautiful and totally demented sister crosschecks and slapshots her way across an ice rink.
-OR-
The first Lesbo Tuesday is a big hit, but there are calls for more skin, more tongue and more in flagrante delicktoes*.
* That's Latin for toe sucking according to Dub
"I told Batman I would take care of you for good this time", said Batgirl.
"Purrfect", replied Cat Woman, "Did you bring your utility belt"?
Despite having a great! video, the Bangles' Walk Like a Hot, Masked, Mexican, Lesbian Wrestler just never hit the big time.
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