Monday, May 09, 2011

A Mad Bomber Wearing a Mad Bomber Hat. How Often Do You See That?



1. And another vote is cast for Al Franken!

2. Trendy mad bomber hat. Distressed Bomber jacket. Elegant manicure. Moammar is just one Pabst Blue Ribbon away from being the All-Time King of the Hipster dictators.

3. "The infidels have sent us this Holy Quran, handled with white gloves and deep respect. Let's cut their tits off and spit on them."

4. Rumors that Leona Helmsley faked her death and had a sex change remain rampant.

5. "Of course all the pages are blank; it's Obama's Book of Consistent Foreign Policy positions."

Best of USMC2841
Why do you need my address? We like to send out a mailer.

Best of mpur
And yet the TSA waved him right through security.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
For a while after his death, Pernell Roberts sightings were almost as numerous as those of Elvis.

Best of jj
Let's see....Achmed...party of six...

Best of dadoctah
Mr Kotter's sweathogs have really let themselves go.

Best of Adriane
'Ha!' thought Crazy Mo, 'I'd like to see Beatrice & Eugenie upstage this hat...'

Best of entistic
The hat: Yet more evidence that Libya and Nort Korea are truly part of the Axis of Evil.

Best of Mr. Hankey
That's right, if you sign today you can get 2 extra weeks at our Orlando timeshare location.

Best of Mr. Hankey
I love looking through guest books to see who else has been here. Oh look, a SEAL team was here at Usama's just last week!

Best of blue
See here my friend, if you sign up for The Hair Club for Men, you too can have a hat like mine....

Best of Matt the K
"Hey look, he dedicated it: 'Dearest Mo, thanks for the continued distraction, almost done disappearing folks here! Yours in Despotism, Bashir'"

Best of GregMan
ORA: Man, Doug McKenzie has really let himself go.

Best of Submariner
ORA: I am Quinn. I am here. Why is everyone not "jumping for joy?"

Best of Jack Reacher
"When we find Waldo, I want the f***er executed. He wastes my time!"

Best of HLam
Mo and his beau sign in at the Elvis Presley Chapel of Love in Las Vegas.

Best of Dactyl
The Arabic version of "My Pet Goat" is 300 pages long, contains no illustrations, and you don't wanna know what they do to the goat.

27 comments:

USMC2841 said...

Why do you need my address? We like to send out a mailer.

Matt the K said...

Mo signs a fanboy book at his annual Quisling Convention. Meanwhile bodyguard Alexi (on right) enforces 'harumphs' from the onlookers.

mpur said...

And yet the TSA waved him right through security.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sir, I enjoyed reading your best seller - Citizens I've Executed - and disagree with critics who say it reads like a telephone book. Please sign it: Keep Working Slave! Your Despot-for-Life, MU"

-OR-

"How to lose your job as an insurance salesman"
Yes, your excellency, just sign our PLATINUM Homeowner's Warranty and your house will be FULLY covered against ANY type of damage or breakdown.

WordVerify: nuclat - The overpriced item any dealership or repairman will tell you has to be installed immediately "for your family's safety."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Carpe's Believe It or Not"
For a while after his death, Pernell Roberts sightings were almost as numerous as those of Elvis.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Gaddafi's Thawtbubble: I don't get it. Paid good euros to have my aluminum foil hat cleverly disguised and yet I still hear snickering! I'll personally strangle the next aide who says it's all in my head.

WordVerify: witty - Oh, I really like this new ego-stroking word challenge.

USMC2841 said...

You mean all I have to do is sign this and I'm finally promoted from Colonel to General. How come I'm just now finding this out?

Dr. Doom said...

The CIA's use of a guest register (Name, Nationality, Death to America? [Y]/[N], GPS Coordinates) at the UBL memorial service was genius, sheer genius...

jj said...

Let's see....Achmed...party of six...

dadoctah said...

Mr Kotter's sweathogs have really let themselves go.

Adriane said...

'Ha!' thought Crazy Mo, 'I'd like to see Beatrice & Eugenie upstage this hat...'

entistic said...

The hat: Yet more evidence that Libya and Nort Korea are truly part of the Axis of Evil.

Mr. Hankey said...

That's right, if you sign today you can get 2 extra weeks at our Orlando timeshare location.

Mr. Hankey said...

I love looking through guest books to see who else has been here. Oh look, a SEAL team was here at Usama's just last week!

Mr. Hankey said...

...and with that signature we will officially change your name to "Nanook of the Desert"

blue said...

See here my friend, if you sign up for The Hair Club for Men, you too can have a hat like mine....

prince of leaves said...

Mo read stoically to the end, but when he came to the final words, "Master Colin!" he burst into uncontrollable tears.

Matt the K said...

"Hey look, he dedicated it: 'Dearest Mo, thanks for the continued distraction, almost done disappearing folks here! Yours in Despotism, Bashir'"

GregMan said...

ORA: Man, Doug McKenzie has really let himself go.

Submariner said...

ORA:

I am Quinn. I am here. Why is everyone not "jumping for joy?"

Submariner said...

ORA:

"Even if those two pages were in there, the book still would have sucked."

Jack Reacher said...

"When we find Waldo, I want the f***er executed. He wastes my time!"

Jack Reacher said...

"So it's dreams from his father, not of his father? What kind of pretentious crap is that?"

Jack Reacher said...

ORA: Hey, Mo; McCloud wants his coat back.

HLam said...

Mo and his beau sign in at the Elvis Presley Chapel of Love in Las Vegas.

Submariner said...

"Of course all the pages are blank; it's the 'Deep Thoughts Collection' by Lady Gaga."

Dactyl said...

The Arabic version of "My Pet Goat" is 300 pages long, contains no illustrations, and you don't wanna know what they do to the goat.