Monday, May 09, 2011
A Mad Bomber Wearing a Mad Bomber Hat. How Often Do You See That?
1. And another vote is cast for Al Franken!
2. Trendy mad bomber hat. Distressed Bomber jacket. Elegant manicure. Moammar is just one Pabst Blue Ribbon away from being the All-Time King of the Hipster dictators.
3. "The infidels have sent us this Holy Quran, handled with white gloves and deep respect. Let's cut their tits off and spit on them."
4. Rumors that Leona Helmsley faked her death and had a sex change remain rampant.
5. "Of course all the pages are blank; it's Obama's Book of Consistent Foreign Policy positions."
Best of USMC2841
Why do you need my address? We like to send out a mailer.
Best of mpur
And yet the TSA waved him right through security.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
For a while after his death, Pernell Roberts sightings were almost as numerous as those of Elvis.
Best of jj
Let's see....Achmed...party of six...
Best of dadoctah
Mr Kotter's sweathogs have really let themselves go.
Best of Adriane
'Ha!' thought Crazy Mo, 'I'd like to see Beatrice & Eugenie upstage this hat...'
Best of entistic
The hat: Yet more evidence that Libya and Nort Korea are truly part of the Axis of Evil.
Best of Mr. Hankey
That's right, if you sign today you can get 2 extra weeks at our Orlando timeshare location.
Best of Mr. Hankey
I love looking through guest books to see who else has been here. Oh look, a SEAL team was here at Usama's just last week!
Best of blue
See here my friend, if you sign up for The Hair Club for Men, you too can have a hat like mine....
Best of Matt the K
"Hey look, he dedicated it: 'Dearest Mo, thanks for the continued distraction, almost done disappearing folks here! Yours in Despotism, Bashir'"
Best of GregMan
ORA: Man, Doug McKenzie has really let himself go.
Best of Submariner
ORA: I am Quinn. I am here. Why is everyone not "jumping for joy?"
Best of Jack Reacher
"When we find Waldo, I want the f***er executed. He wastes my time!"
Best of HLam
Mo and his beau sign in at the Elvis Presley Chapel of Love in Las Vegas.
Best of Dactyl
The Arabic version of "My Pet Goat" is 300 pages long, contains no illustrations, and you don't wanna know what they do to the goat.