Friday, May 20, 2011

Love Shack

The Brigade


1. After the apocalypse, trademark laws were not well-enforced.

2. Upscale dining in post-Obama America.

3. "Well, it's this or Denny's..."

4. In an alternative universe where McDonald's didn't get an ObamaCare waiver, costs had to be cut somewhere else.

5. The CBS cafeteria hopes that without Katie Couric's $15 million annual paycheck, there will be money for renovations.

Best of metalgarth
Big Pat, Filet of Carp, 8th Pounder, Swarms of Flies, Room Temperture Coke, melted shakes, sundaes, and road kill pies! And you really don't want to know what's in the McNuggets

Best of Any Mouse
"Do you want flies with that?"

Threadwinner: Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Two all-goat patties, shi'ite sauce, lentils, hummus, muri, laban, onna stale piece of pita!"

Best of Jack Reacher
In a spirit of boisterous competition, the shack was soon joined by an Ardy's, Hardlee's, Burger Kingdom.

Best of JohnS1959
Driven underground by Corporate Accountability International, Ronald McDonald, hires Blackwater to take his operation to the black market...

Best of Rodney Dill
3 Served.

16 comments:

metalgarth said...

Big Pat, Filet of Carp, 8th Pounder, Swarms of Flies, Room Temperture Coke, melted shakes, sundaes, and road kill pies!

metalgarth said...

You realy don't want to know what's in the McNuggets

blue said...

"..and our unisex restrooms are right there in the bushes."

Chronos thewonder Pig said...

"here in San Francisco the happy meals come with sex toys!"

Any Mouse said...

"Do you want flies with that?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Tastes like Chicken!
The spartan drive-thru BJ concept was very successful in San Francisco. Warning to Tourists: The clown's mouth doubles as a glory hole. "Have it your way!"

Anonymous said...

The Food Nazis finally got Ronald McDonald fired and he was having a hard time making a go of it. Are you happy?

Vinneh

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Do NOT ask about the "special sauce."

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Two all-goat patties, shi'ite sauce, lentils, hummus, muri, laban, onna stale piece of pita!"

(Some marketing simply does not translate.)

Submariner said...

Most drive throughs you only have to worry about the cook spitting in your meal if s/he has a bad day...

jj said...

AINTRY!?!? You're a long way from Aintry!

Jack Reacher said...

In a spirit of boisterous competition, the shack was soon joined by an Ardy's, Hardlee's, Burger Kingdom.

JohnS1959 said...

Driven underground by Corporate Accountability International, Ronald McDonald, hires Blackwater to take his operation to the black market...

Submariner said...

Somewhat ORA:

It's owned by John Amos.

Rodney Dill said...

3 Served.

Rodney Dill said...

220, 221, whatever it takes.