1. After the apocalypse, trademark laws were not well-enforced.
2. Upscale dining in post-Obama America.
3. "Well, it's this or Denny's..."
4. In an alternative universe where McDonald's didn't get an ObamaCare waiver, costs had to be cut somewhere else.
5. The CBS cafeteria hopes that without Katie Couric's $15 million annual paycheck, there will be money for renovations.
Best of metalgarth
Big Pat, Filet of Carp, 8th Pounder, Swarms of Flies, Room Temperture Coke, melted shakes, sundaes, and road kill pies! And you really don't want to know what's in the McNuggets
Best of Any Mouse
"Do you want flies with that?"
Threadwinner: Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Two all-goat patties, shi'ite sauce, lentils, hummus, muri, laban, onna stale piece of pita!"
Best of Jack Reacher
In a spirit of boisterous competition, the shack was soon joined by an Ardy's, Hardlee's, Burger Kingdom.
Best of JohnS1959
Driven underground by Corporate Accountability International, Ronald McDonald, hires Blackwater to take his operation to the black market...
Best of Rodney Dill
3 Served.
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Big Pat, Filet of Carp, 8th Pounder, Swarms of Flies, Room Temperture Coke, melted shakes, sundaes, and road kill pies!
You realy don't want to know what's in the McNuggets
"..and our unisex restrooms are right there in the bushes."
"here in San Francisco the happy meals come with sex toys!"
"Do you want flies with that?"
Tastes like Chicken!
The spartan drive-thru BJ concept was very successful in San Francisco. Warning to Tourists: The clown's mouth doubles as a glory hole. "Have it your way!"
The Food Nazis finally got Ronald McDonald fired and he was having a hard time making a go of it. Are you happy?
Vinneh
Do NOT ask about the "special sauce."
"Two all-goat patties, shi'ite sauce, lentils, hummus, muri, laban, onna stale piece of pita!"
(Some marketing simply does not translate.)
Most drive throughs you only have to worry about the cook spitting in your meal if s/he has a bad day...
AINTRY!?!? You're a long way from Aintry!
In a spirit of boisterous competition, the shack was soon joined by an Ardy's, Hardlee's, Burger Kingdom.
Driven underground by Corporate Accountability International, Ronald McDonald, hires Blackwater to take his operation to the black market...
Somewhat ORA:
It's owned by John Amos.
3 Served.
220, 221, whatever it takes.
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