1. After the apocalypse, trademark laws were not well-enforced.
2. Upscale dining in post-Obama America.
3. "Well, it's this or Denny's..."
4. In an alternative universe where McDonald's didn't get an ObamaCare waiver, costs had to be cut somewhere else.
5. The CBS cafeteria hopes that without Katie Couric's $15 million annual paycheck, there will be money for renovations.
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