Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Look, It's Gay Hitler!


1. "Heil, Sweetie!"

2. As Andrew Sullivan's dementia progressed into the inevitable anti-Semitic rants, he began Google Image searches for "Hitler teabags"

3. Pat Buchanan on Spring Break.

4. In between YouTube rants about current events, Der Fuhrer enjoys kicking back.

5. In retrospect, this image would have worked out better for Newt than that "Paul Ryan sucks/Yay Obamacare!" thing.

Best of Matt the K
Mein Camp

Threadwinner: metalgarth
"no... on second thought let's just go with something more basic. Like a nice brown shirt"

Best of metalgarth
Only known picture taken of Hitler taken after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour

Best of Dr. Doom
Dateline Berlin May 17, 1939
The famous artist Herr Greenbaum unveiled his portrait of Der Fuhrer this morning in Berchtesgaden. Der Fuhrer was reportedly not amused. Herr Greenbaum was not available to comment...

Best of jj
Who's that behind those Foster Grants?

Best of Vinneh
"Vee understand zhare are Chews in Del Boca Vista. No"?

Best of prince of leaves
Alternate Timeline #9176-442A: The NAZI "Party" amounted to little more than a drunken spring break in Ibiza.

Best of Shayne
Hey, it's Roseann Barr's son!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Little known British Royalty Factoid - The Queen was so perturbed by Prince Harry's first choice of wedding attire that she had him locked in the Tower of London for a fortnight.

Best of sonicfrog
The real reason for the divorce - Arnold's other love child...

Best of dadoctah
And yet another GOP dark horse throws his hat into the ring.

Best of Submariner
Higgins finally "Has it up to here!" with Thomas.

Best of mpur
Well, looks like they finally found U.K.L. Lee.

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Today Germany, tomorrow Kona."

Vinney

Dr. Doom said...

Now I know where all that goose stepping came from...

blue said...

..Adolph watched as the boys broke out into a rousing chorus of "Springtime for Hitler and Germany!"

Matt the K said...

Mein Camp

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Finally, a state trooper uniform that acknowledges what everyone already thinks.

-OR-

The FBI shrugs off its staid image with a new dress code.

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When it came to substitute teachers and disruptive students, Herr Hoffreicher never had repeat offenders.

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No soup for you!

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Daddy, this is my black date for the mandatory interracial mixer. Tyrone! Are you okay? You're white as a ghost.

metalgarth said...

"no... on second thought let's just go with something more basic. Like a nice brown shirt"

metalgarth said...

Only known picture taken of Hitler taken after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour

Adriane said...

It's fun to be an N - A - Z - I, it's fun to be an N - A - Z - I ... you can get yourself clean, you can join the S.S., you can hang out with Rudolf Hess ...

Dr. Doom said...

Dateline Berlin May 17, 1939

The famous artist Herr Greenbaum unveiled his portrait of Der Fuhrer this morning in Berchtesgaden. Der Fuhrer was reportedly not amused. Herr Greenbaum was not available to comment...

divine miss m said...

Well that adds a whole new dimension to "Doin' the French mistake."

jj said...

TSA's new airport uniforms leaked to the press...

jj said...

Janet Napolitano's personal protection detail sporting their new casual Friday look...

jj said...

Who's that behind those Foster Grants?

Submariner said...

metalgarth said...
Only known picture taken of Hitler taken after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour



Outstanding! but I bet we get at least one HuffPo reader that responds to let us know Hitler wasn't in Oahu.

Anonymous said...

"Vee understand zhare are Chews in Del Boca Vista. No"?

Vinney

prince of leaves said...

Alternate Timeline #9176-442A: The NAZI "Party" amounted to little more than a drunken spring break in Ibiza.

prince of leaves said...

"Vee are Zhermans...vee do not 'hang loose, dude'."

Shayne said...

Hey, it's Roseann Barr's son!

Jack Reacher said...

I'm not going to try after that one. Bravo.

Jack Reacher said...

That was in response to:
Matt the K said...
Mein Camp

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Vanity Fairy cover boy
Charlie Sheen's back and better than ever in "Two and a Half Torpedoes of Truth."

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The Hawaii Five-0 writers were spitballing scenarios when Ernie says - Hey, how about if McGarrett gets hit on the head by a coconut and starts yelling, "Book zem, Dano!" in a heavy German accent?

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Little known British Royalty Factoid - The Queen was so perturbed by Prince Harry's first choice of wedding attire that she had him locked in the Tower of London for a fortnight.

sonicfrog said...

And everyone wondered why Kyle MacLachlin found it so difficult to find work....

sonicfrog said...

The real reason for the divorce - Arnold's other love child...

VerWord: helitio

Submariner said...

What Not To Wear
Special Bar Mitsvah Edition.

dadoctah said...

And yet another GOP dark horse throws his hat into the ring.

Submariner said...

Higgins finally "Has it up to here!" with Thomas.

Submariner said...

Some people don't blend in well no matter WHAT they wear.

mpur said...

Well, looks like they finally found U.K.L. Lee.

Steve O said...

It's nice to see Charlie Sheen still working.

Steve O said...

Springtime for Hitler.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Mel Brooks rules.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Kudos to Subby! Been repeatedly revisiting the image trying to think who that reminded me of... HIGGY BABY!

Mr Hankey said...

Reich reich baby

Spin said...

SEIU spring wardrobe.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Ve haff vays to make you Schqueal...."