Tuesday, May 31, 2011

King Leer

(Brender also suggested this one)

1. "M'Chel, I've heard what you people lack in intelligence and refinement, you make up for in freaky. Is that true?"

2. Are there any two words that inspire more hot-blooded animal lust then the phrase "French Bureaucrat?"

3. Dominique Gaston André Strauss-Kahn: "President Obama, what do you think about the Sorbonne?" Obama: "Well, Frank Marshall Davis used to say if they were sore afterward, I should just use more Crisco."

4. I see from the president's face someone just told him what escargot was.

5. DSK: "Sure, I'm down for the three-way. Just let me warm up by raping the chambermaid."

Best of Vinneh
“Give it a rest Dom. She already has a f*ckin' socialist in her life.”

Best of blue
"Slow down Dom, as president I can introduce you to pig-boy!"

Best of GregMan
"Didn't I rape you in a hotel once? Oh, sorry, you people all look alike to moi."

Best of jj
Why don't you turn around and show me how you bottomed out that limousine.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Tony Orlando & Dawn - The Reunion Show

Best of dub
For the last time Dom, NO, those are not your curtains.

Best of Rodney Dill
Groper? I don't even know her.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

“Give it a rest Dom. She already has a f*ckin' socialist in her life.”

Vinneh

mpur said...

Obama thought bubble: "What am I? Chopped liver?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Did you hear the one about the Frenchman who walked into a bar where 2 black women were standing and couldn't find a seat? I mean these women they had humongous derrieres! bwaaahahahahah

-OR-

Watch the hands, Dom, I'm not the hotel bell hop.

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Several years hence:
New FOX reality show "Has Beens" pits Dominique Kahn against team Obamalama. With no teleprompter, O's got no witty retorts for Kahn's hilarious string of double entendres.

blue said...

"Slow down Dom, as president I can introduce you to pig-boy!"

GregMan said...

"No, Dom, I won't 'scuze you while you whip this out."

GregMan said...

"Didn't I rape you in a hotel once? Oh, sorry, you people all look alike to moi."

jj said...

I don't care if you are the first lady. Do you know who I am?

jj said...

Why don't you turn around and show me how you bottomed out that limousine.

Mr. Hankey said...

Tony Orlando & Dawn - The Reunion Show

dadoctah said...

"Michelle, I never told you about the Obama family curse. Well, here he is."

Jack Reacher said...

Reviews were less than enthusiastic for the new production "Pepe LePew; The Musical."

Dr. Doom said...

"Very humorous Mr. President, was that Groucho?", asked Mr. Strauss-Kahn.

"No, Karl", replied Mr. Obama...

dub said...

Sorry Dom, this one's not for sale.

dub said...

For the last time Dom, NO, those are not your curtains.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hey baby, have I ever told you that that dress looks good on you?" Dominique purred. "It would look even better crumpled up next to my bed."

"Well, it would match the duvet in there," M'chelle spat seductively.

Rodney Dill said...

Groper? I don't even know her.

Anonymous said...

"Dom, if you're trawling for a BJ, here's the mayor of Chicago's phone number."

Vinneh