(Brender also suggested this one)
1. "M'Chel, I've heard what you people lack in intelligence and refinement, you make up for in freaky. Is that true?"
2. Are there any two words that inspire more hot-blooded animal lust then the phrase "French Bureaucrat?"
3. Dominique Gaston André Strauss-Kahn: "President Obama, what do you think about the Sorbonne?" Obama: "Well, Frank Marshall Davis used to say if they were sore afterward, I should just use more Crisco."
4. I see from the president's face someone just told him what escargot was.
5. DSK: "Sure, I'm down for the three-way. Just let me warm up by raping the chambermaid."
Best of Vinneh
“Give it a rest Dom. She already has a f*ckin' socialist in her life.”
Best of blue
"Slow down Dom, as president I can introduce you to pig-boy!"
Best of GregMan
"Didn't I rape you in a hotel once? Oh, sorry, you people all look alike to moi."
Best of jj
Why don't you turn around and show me how you bottomed out that limousine.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Tony Orlando & Dawn - The Reunion Show
Best of dub
For the last time Dom, NO, those are not your curtains.
Best of Rodney Dill
Groper? I don't even know her.