1. I don't know what it is, but the GITMO detainees gave up Bin Laden forty seconds after it was plugged into their rectums.
2. Visitors to London were baffled by what exactly the Obamas' gift to the newlyweds was.
3. I don't know what it is either, but they spent $40,000,000 in Stimulus on it.
4. The device Bush used to steer Hurricane Katrina into the black neighborhoods of New Orleans is now on display in the Smithsonian.
5. Apple's military division unveils the iMine; more expensive and less effective than other weapons, but it makes our troops feel superior for using it.
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Keep shooting. It's just a minor quake. They build these reactors to withstand anything. Too soon?
Best of Vinneh
Even a gerbil can be replaced.
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"...and this is where the Cook County ballots come out."
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The new massage shower head by Pollenex is specially designed for today's larger woman.
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It was then that I suddenly realized: Ron Popeil had finally gone utterly mad!
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Worst.Kidney.Stone.Ever.
Best of prince of leaves
When Dr. Tokara suddenly dropped the camera and started speaking in gravely backward Latin, the other Large Hadron Collider scientits knew they had discovered the Devil Particle by mistake.
Best of Spin
"Ok, now give me playful".
"now pouty"
Best of JohnS1959
The new iSatellite will be used to capture personal information from all of Apple's spyPhones.
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I don't know what it is either, but I bet it needs more than a couple of "D" cells to start it vibrating.
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Now all I need is the Illudium Pu-38 Explosive Space Modulator.
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Keep shooting. It's just a minor quake. They build these reactors to withstand anything. Too soon?
Just goes to show that a Japanese tourist will take pictures of anything.
Did you know that each expresso machine installed on a B-52 costs only $32,000,000.00.
Even a gerbil can be replaced.
Vinney
"...and this is where the Cook County ballots come out."
The new massage shower head by Pollenex is specially designed for today's larger woman.
-OR-
AP Newswire: 9 out of 10 dentists recommended Waterpik's new pulsating tartar control wand until our investigative reporter revealed they're all getting kickbacks from whiplash attorneys.
WordVerify: ashour - a term alien abductees use for the lost 60-minutes of probing on the mothership
It was then that I suddenly realized: Ron Popeil had finally gone utterly mad!
Worst.Kidney.Stone.Ever.
When Dr. Tokara suddenly dropped the camera and started speaking in gravely backward Latin, the other Large Hadron Collider scientits knew they had discovered the Devil Particle by mistake.
Spawn of Sputnik
"Ok, now give me playful".
"now pouty"
The new iSatellite will be used to capture personal information from all of Apple's spyPhones.
"Don't get too close to that thing, Kimiko. It looks hungry to me."
I don't know what it is either, but I bet it needs more than a couple of "D" cells to start it vibrating.
Now all I need is the Illudium Pu-38 Explosive Space Modulator.
Just 248 D-cells away from divorce.
Tax Payer funded Abortion Technology 'is' getting radical!
- Oiao
I don't know what it is, but if it's an alternative to waterboarding, I say... well alright!
You really don't want to see the robot it transforms into!
Under Obamacare, all prostate exams will be done with this doohickey
ORA:
Tobias Funke ordered one of these to help him out as an analrapist
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