Blogger was off-line Thursday night and all day Friday, so, no new posts and no best ofs. I am spending a Saturday doing recreational activities (wakka chikka wakka chikka) so here's what I was going to post Friday, 'cept now it's a free for all.
Best of Dactyl
I have altered the continental breakfast menu. Pray I don't alter it any further.
Best of blue
"Of course my manufacturing certificate is from the United States - how can you question that!!"
Best of Submariner
Dub calls a presser to pronounce another THB "hideously fat and butter-faced."
Best of metalgarth
Dick Cheney holds a press confrence to announce his intentions for the 2012 election.
Best of David
So this is how liberty dies...to the sound of Democrats' legs tingling.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Darth lost the respect of his stormtroopers when he started joyriding through the Death Star on a Segway yelling, "Wheeeeee!" in a sissy voice.