Blogger was off-line Thursday night and all day Friday, so, no new posts and no best ofs. I am spending a Saturday doing recreational activities (wakka chikka wakka chikka) so here's what I was going to post Friday, 'cept now it's a free for all.
Best of Dactyl
I have altered the continental breakfast menu. Pray I don't alter it any further.
Best of blue
"Of course my manufacturing certificate is from the United States - how can you question that!!"
Best of Submariner
Dub calls a presser to pronounce another THB "hideously fat and butter-faced."
Best of metalgarth
Dick Cheney holds a press confrence to announce his intentions for the 2012 election.
Best of David
So this is how liberty dies...to the sound of Democrats' legs tingling.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Darth lost the respect of his stormtroopers when he started joyriding through the Death Star on a Segway yelling, "Wheeeeee!" in a sissy voice.
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I have altered the continental breakfast menu. Pray I don't alter it any further.
"Of course my manufacturing certificate is from the United States - how can you question that!!"
"Barack - I am your father!"
Call me crazy, but I think Emperor Obama is hinting about his true asperations by the way the Press Secretary has changed the White House briefings...
It was always easy to tell when Granny Nan hadn't had her weekly botox shots.
v word - undes - my guess is black and lacey...
Dub calls a presser to pronounce another THB "hideously fat and butter-faced."
Dick Cheney holds a press confrence to announce his intentions for the 2012 election.
"The old Secretary was lost in an unfortunate planetary explosion", replied the new Secretary of Homeland Security at the press conference, "Actually I am impressed with the security measures she implemented and we won't be changing a thing".
"I sense a great disturbance in the Farce", noted Vader, "Emperor Obama must be near"...
So this is how liberty dies...to the sound of Democrats' legs tingling.
"...and I have appointed Grand Moff Gingrich as my Chief of Staff."
May the leaked source be with you.
Just goes to show you that all tyoes of Darkies are now are taking over the White House.
Obama addresses the Republicans - "You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me."
Hundreds of years into the future.... in a galaxy far far away.... surrounded by distant moons and stars.... they are still stuck with a black guy in charge.
Darth lost the respect of his stormtroopers when he started joyriding through the Death Star on a Segway yelling, "Wheeeeee!" in a sissy voice.
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They Live!
The White House Press Room was shocked after one of their own began handing out special glasses saying, "Wear these and see what Obamalama really looks like."
"There's not an ounce of truth to the rumor of me helping out this 'Luke Skywalker' and throwing the Emperor down a shaft at the Death Star II to his death! Why, that's the silliest thing I've ever heard of!"
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