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1. "Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time."
2. "Impaling people is part of our noble culture, you white European fascist!"
3. So, what's the difference between impaling someone on a giant spike and pouring water on somebody's nose? If you're a leftist... nothing.
4. "She made fun of M'Chel's outfits. B-tch had to die."
5. Best of Andrew Sullivan: "I've had bigger."
Best of Mr. Hankey
Syrian Cirque du Soleil practice isn't going to good.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Kids, this is why the CPSC pulled the Land of the Giants Backyard Lawn Darts game off the US market.
Best of dadoctah
♫♪ Peg o' my heart ...♪♫
Best of JohnS1959
Man you REALLY don't want to get caught smoking in public in California...
Best of sonicfrog
Talk about bad luck... As if falling out of the plane weren't enough, Miranda still just couldn't catch a break on the way down.
Best of Submariner
"I'll take 'Chris Mathews Sarah Palin Dreams' for $1000, Alex."
Best of USMC2841
Hell No! I'm not Spartacus. Look what happened to the last guy who said that.
Best of Army of Dad
Emperor dub shows his displeasure at the tiny belly flab roll and bad hair.
Best of Rodney Dill
No abdul, its Bunjee jumping, not Punjee jumping.
Best of Dr. Doom
Man Congolese fast food vendors have it tough...
Threadwinner mpur
Vlad, party of one.
35 comments:
Dude...that's not what I meant when I said to go out & get some Obama voters!
Biggest photoshop FAIL since Obamalama's cloven hoofprints were pasted onto a fake Hawaiian birth certificate.
Even if Rosie O'Donnell fell on the pike during a parachuting accident, it wouldn't have broken and shifted that much.
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Food Court at Rwandan Tent City Mall
Ding! Ding! Ding! Dinner's served!
What do you mean October 21st? I thought we were free to rape and pillage 'this' weekend???
Oh crap, who made fun of her on Facebook?
Okay...now chicken-fry & leave her at the big wooden gates so we can hide before Michelle comes.
Syrian Cirque du Soleil practice isn't going to good.
Kids, this is why the CPSC pulled the Land of the Giants Backyard Lawn Darts game off the US market.
Trailer for "Nightmare on Elm Street XXVI: Freddy's Haitian Vacation
If you think you've seen everything Freddy Kruger can do with his fingernails, you ain't seen nothing yet!
♫♪ Peg o' my heart ...♪♫
The Syrian remake of "Alien" uses a different kind of special effects.
Black Entertainment Network's comedy version of Night of the Living Dead stars Count Chocula and WWF's Vlad the Impaler.
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I'd heard other countries allowed advertisers to push the envelope, but this graphic Midol commerical is just gross.
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R*E*S*P*E*C*T
By now, all the townfolk knew Sharneequa was a drama queen who hated to do the ironing.
The cannibals were up for some shish kabob so they slipped a native on the barbie.
Vinneh
Man you REALLY don't want to get caught smoking in public in California...
Unaware they were sealing their fate, they didn't realize this is not the way to kill a witch.
VerWord: polfts
Talk about bad luck... As if falling out of the plane weren't enough, Miranda still just couldn't catch a break on the way down.
"Taking your girl out for a steak."
Some phrases just don't translate well into Pali
I just don't get the symbolism of the Kwanza flag...
"I'll take 'Chris Mathews Sarah Palin Dreams' for $1000, Alex."
"And the answer is..."
My mother questioned my relationship with my goat, Fatima. I had no choice under Sharia...
A simple mistake, really; when Vlad got his party invitation, he thought "BYOB" meant "bring your own brunette" but she didn't want to go. So...
Spit and polish - Ur doin' it rong.
U.S. Navy missiles, Now with pinpoint accuracy.
Hell No! I'm not Spartacus. Look what happened to the last guy who said that.
Emperor dub shows his displeasure at the tiny belly flab roll and bad hair.
"Dis be what happens to vampire beetches 'ere mon!"
Pike's Peak(ing) out from her bowels.
NO dummies, you have to destroy the brain to kill a zombie!
Rapture, rupture, let's call the whole thing off.
Wow, the pro-abortion camp has taken a disturbing turn...
In Soviet Russia, you are thrown at lawn Jarts
No abdul, its Bunjee jumping, not Punjee jumping.
Man Congolese fast food vendors have it tough...
The last who claimed to have witnessed the President's birth in Kenya...
Ahrnold celebrates his impending divorce.
Vlad, party of one.
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