1. "Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time."
2. "Impaling people is part of our noble culture, you white European fascist!"
3. So, what's the difference between impaling someone on a giant spike and pouring water on somebody's nose? If you're a leftist... nothing.
4. "She made fun of M'Chel's outfits. B-tch had to die."
5. Best of Andrew Sullivan: "I've had bigger."
Best of Mr. Hankey
Syrian Cirque du Soleil practice isn't going to good.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Kids, this is why the CPSC pulled the Land of the Giants Backyard Lawn Darts game off the US market.
Best of dadoctah
♫♪ Peg o' my heart ...♪♫
Best of JohnS1959
Man you REALLY don't want to get caught smoking in public in California...
Best of sonicfrog
Talk about bad luck... As if falling out of the plane weren't enough, Miranda still just couldn't catch a break on the way down.
Best of Submariner
"I'll take 'Chris Mathews Sarah Palin Dreams' for $1000, Alex."
Best of USMC2841
Hell No! I'm not Spartacus. Look what happened to the last guy who said that.
Best of Army of Dad
Emperor dub shows his displeasure at the tiny belly flab roll and bad hair.
Best of Rodney Dill
No abdul, its Bunjee jumping, not Punjee jumping.
Best of Dr. Doom
Man Congolese fast food vendors have it tough...
Vlad, party of one.