Saturday, May 21, 2011

I'm Still Here

Psonic Phroog


Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Yes, Tom. Even to us, you look like an asshole in that chicken suit."

Best of GregMan
Apparently Chicken McDouchebag is on the menu tonight.

Best of metalgarth
ORA: Where's Peter Griffin when we need him?

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"say, would you two girls kiss and toss your hair while I take pictures??"

Best of Spineless Vertebra
"So, what do you say after this we go to my place and you show me just how much you love animals?"

Best of Submariner
Wanna go to my place after the rally? I'll prove that I AM "finger lickin' good."

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Hey baby, wanna go back to my place and see which comes first, me or your eggs? Heh heh heh... Oh, it's you, Patty. How's the, uh, protest going?"

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
It wasn't until Tom read the "Blessed are the Mercenaries" sign that he realized he had mistakenly wandered into a "Public Execution of Terrorist Activists" rally.

Best of dub
So does this mean you dont want to eat the cock?

Best of Vinneh
"I don't mean to sound holier than thou, but if you look at the facts Jesus' last supper was also vegan."

33 comments:

Passionate Conservative said...

"No, I will not play chicken in the parking lot with you."

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Yes, Tom. Even to us, you look like an asshole in that chicken suit."

Anonymous said...

Tom's attempt to attract good looking chicks fails miserably.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Make your last supper a vegan?"
Don't take offense, but if PETA wanted guys to eat vegans they shoulda sent a couple of hot naked Thursday babes.

blue said...

Dear Vegans,
Are SHOWERS an animal-product? Because you certainly seem to be avoiding those.

Seriously, though: bathe, Please.

Sincerely,
The Rest of the World

GregMan said...

Apparently Chicken McDouchebag is on the menu tonight.

GregMan said...

If the end of the world means we don't have to put up with these clowns anymore, it might not be an entirely bad thing.

Submariner said...

After reading the sign on the right, it makes me wonder if Emeril is making fun of PETA with his catch phrase as he prepares the turducken...

metalgarth said...

ORA:
Where's Peter Griffin when we need him?

Dr. Doom said...

"Hey, pu$$y counts as vegan right?", asked Mr. Cluckers, "Because if it doesn't, I'm so outta here"...

jj said...

Tommy Lee Jones has really let himself go...

Jack Reacher said...

"So, you, uh, wanna go make some eggs together?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"You're pushing tofu burgers, alfalfa sprout yogurt and what looks like regurgitated lima beans on rye? Makes me want to hurl. Let's go to KFC for a bucket of chicken, my treat!"
Something snapped, now the girls are doing 5 to 10 for assault and battery.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"say, would you two girls kiss and toss your hair while I take pictures??"

Spineless Vertebra said...

"So, what do you say after this we go to my place and you show me just how much you love animals?"

Spineless Vertebra said...

Chicken: "I confess, I was trying to pickpocket you just now. You caught me red handed."

*Follow-up drum sound made after a bad joke*

Submariner said...

Wanna go to my place after the rally? I'll prove that I AM "finger lickin' good."

Submariner said...

OK, babr; if no mercy f@^k, how 'bout one outa pity?

Submariner said...

Whattaya say we go to my place after the rally - I'll show you my Mountain Dew helmet and then write you a code ode in iambic pentameter...

Submariner said...

That's Frank Perdue for you; ALWAYS hustlin' a new angle...

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hey baby, wanna go back to my place and see which comes first, me or your eggs? Heh heh heh... Oh, it's you, Patty. How's the, uh, protest going?"

Spin said...

Back off chicken those aren't vegan

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

It wasn't until Tom read the "Blessed are the Mercenaries" sign that he realized he had mistakenly wandered into a "Public Execution of Terrorist Activists" rally.

dub said...

So does this mean you dont want to eat the cock?

dub said...

Revised sign: "My Cock Is Vegan"

dub said...

Revised sign: "Eet MoAr CoCk"

Submariner said...

"Hey, baby; let's go back to my place after the rally and I'll show you my McNuggets..."

Submariner said...

But I'm a RASTA chicken with the munchies, babe!

Anonymous said...

"I don't mean to sound holier than thou, but if you look at the facts Jesus' last supper was also vegan."

Vinneh

Steve O said...

Now if only we can get the rest of the PETA chicks to cover their faces and bodies...

dadoctah said...

"You ladies care to venture a guess what it tastes like?"

Anonymous said...

"I SAID would you like me to cluck for you"?

Vinneh

Anonymous said...

"No pun intended, but where are the PETA chicks who get naked"?

Vinneh