Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Yes, Tom. Even to us, you look like an asshole in that chicken suit."
Best of GregMan
Apparently Chicken McDouchebag is on the menu tonight.
Best of metalgarth
ORA: Where's Peter Griffin when we need him?
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"say, would you two girls kiss and toss your hair while I take pictures??"
Best of Spineless Vertebra
"So, what do you say after this we go to my place and you show me just how much you love animals?"
Best of Submariner
Wanna go to my place after the rally? I'll prove that I AM "finger lickin' good."
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Hey baby, wanna go back to my place and see which comes first, me or your eggs? Heh heh heh... Oh, it's you, Patty. How's the, uh, protest going?"
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
It wasn't until Tom read the "Blessed are the Mercenaries" sign that he realized he had mistakenly wandered into a "Public Execution of Terrorist Activists" rally.
Best of dub
So does this mean you dont want to eat the cock?
Best of Vinneh
"I don't mean to sound holier than thou, but if you look at the facts Jesus' last supper was also vegan."
33 comments:
"No, I will not play chicken in the parking lot with you."
"Yes, Tom. Even to us, you look like an asshole in that chicken suit."
Tom's attempt to attract good looking chicks fails miserably.
Make your last supper a vegan?"
Don't take offense, but if PETA wanted guys to eat vegans they shoulda sent a couple of hot naked Thursday babes.
Dear Vegans,
Are SHOWERS an animal-product? Because you certainly seem to be avoiding those.
Seriously, though: bathe, Please.
Sincerely,
The Rest of the World
Apparently Chicken McDouchebag is on the menu tonight.
If the end of the world means we don't have to put up with these clowns anymore, it might not be an entirely bad thing.
After reading the sign on the right, it makes me wonder if Emeril is making fun of PETA with his catch phrase as he prepares the turducken...
ORA:
Where's Peter Griffin when we need him?
"Hey, pu$$y counts as vegan right?", asked Mr. Cluckers, "Because if it doesn't, I'm so outta here"...
Tommy Lee Jones has really let himself go...
"So, you, uh, wanna go make some eggs together?"
"You're pushing tofu burgers, alfalfa sprout yogurt and what looks like regurgitated lima beans on rye? Makes me want to hurl. Let's go to KFC for a bucket of chicken, my treat!"
Something snapped, now the girls are doing 5 to 10 for assault and battery.
"say, would you two girls kiss and toss your hair while I take pictures??"
"So, what do you say after this we go to my place and you show me just how much you love animals?"
Chicken: "I confess, I was trying to pickpocket you just now. You caught me red handed."
*Follow-up drum sound made after a bad joke*
Wanna go to my place after the rally? I'll prove that I AM "finger lickin' good."
OK, babr; if no mercy f@^k, how 'bout one outa pity?
Whattaya say we go to my place after the rally - I'll show you my Mountain Dew helmet and then write you a code ode in iambic pentameter...
That's Frank Perdue for you; ALWAYS hustlin' a new angle...
"Hey baby, wanna go back to my place and see which comes first, me or your eggs? Heh heh heh... Oh, it's you, Patty. How's the, uh, protest going?"
Back off chicken those aren't vegan
It wasn't until Tom read the "Blessed are the Mercenaries" sign that he realized he had mistakenly wandered into a "Public Execution of Terrorist Activists" rally.
So does this mean you dont want to eat the cock?
Revised sign: "My Cock Is Vegan"
Revised sign: "Eet MoAr CoCk"
"Hey, baby; let's go back to my place after the rally and I'll show you my McNuggets..."
But I'm a RASTA chicken with the munchies, babe!
"I don't mean to sound holier than thou, but if you look at the facts Jesus' last supper was also vegan."
Vinneh
Now if only we can get the rest of the PETA chicks to cover their faces and bodies...
"You ladies care to venture a guess what it tastes like?"
"I SAID would you like me to cluck for you"?
Vinneh
"No pun intended, but where are the PETA chicks who get naked"?
Vinneh
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