Saturday, May 28, 2011

If Using My Friends' Facebook Pictures as Caption Fodder Is Wrong, I Don't Wanna Be Right


1. NAMBLA shoots for a patriotic image revamp.

2. ORA:"So, Billy, when's the last time you had a throbbing big one?"

3. John Denver's flashback to a childhood trauma would come back to haunt him at the worst possible time.

4. The scandal that got Sam the Eagle fired from the Muppet Show.

5, The Safe School Czar unveils his new mascot, Brewster the Consensual Intergenerational Relationship Eagle.

Threadwinner Double the U
Standard Caption: Andrew Sullivan's Internet search for "Young boys with big peckers" turned out disappointing.

Best of prince of leaves
America, 2023: equal rights activists launch the "Mommy and Daddy Have a Nest" campaign to legitimize cross-species marriage.

Best of dadoctah
Things That Are Creepier Than Clowns: #47 in a series.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
US Fish & Game wanted to charge Billy with defiling a protected species, but they couldn't find a prosecutor who could keep a straight face long enough to outline the charges in court.

Best of Mr Hankey
You just can't control kids' behavior once they leave the nest.

Assistant to the Regional Threadwinner Submariner
So Timmy; do you like raptor movies?

Best of dadoctah
Are we absolutely, positively, one hundred percent *sure* the world didn't end on May 21st?

Best of Vinney
"Billy, let me demonstrate how the term 'spread eagle' came about."

Best of Submariner
The start of the day on which the phrase "The eagle has landed." was co-opted by the sexually deviant agenda...

Best of mpur
You are the wind beneath my wings....

17 comments:

Double the U said...

Standard Caption: Andrew Sullivan's Internet search for "Young boys with big peckers" turned out disappointing.

prince of leaves said...

After the defeat of the Goa'uld, the Jaffa High Command decided an image makeover was in order.

prince of leaves said...

America, 2023: equal rights activists launch the "Mommy and Daddy Have a Nest" campaign to legitimize cross-species marriage.

blue said...

"come on, Johnny & I'll show you the answer to the age old riddle - which came first the chicken or the egg?"

dadoctah said...

Things That Are Creepier Than Clowns: #47 in a series.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

A lifetime of shroom flashbacks would be bad enough, but Jeff woke up married to the team mascot... and Conrad refuses to discuss annulment.

-OR-

"Dear Penthouse, I know a lot of people claim they never thought something like this would happen, but..."

-OR-

US Fish & Game wanted to charge Billy with defiling a protected species, but they couldn't find a prosecutor who could keep a straight face long enough to outline the charges in court.

-OR-

Last known picture of Will Throckmorton before his bones and glasses were found in a large nest about 125' up in a redwood.

metalgarth said...

Eagles Tribute Band: UR DOIN' IT RONG

Carpe Phlogiston said...

knock knock knock
Who is it?
Land Shark... erm... Land Eagle
Whew. Hi! I'd never open my door to a Land Eee... urk

Mr Hankey said...

You just can't control kids' behavior once they leave the nest.

Submariner said...

So Timmy; do you like raptor movies?

Dr. Doom said...

Meet the new NAMBLA mascot, Roger Rapetor...

dadoctah said...

Are we absolutely, positively, one hundred percent *sure* the world didn't end on May 21st?

Anonymous said...

"Billy, let me demonstrate how the term 'spread eagle' came about."

Vinneh

Adriane said...

The day the term "Legal Eagles" took on a whole new meaning ...

Submariner said...

The start of the day on which the phrase "The eagle has landed." was co-opted by the sexually deviant agenda...

mpur said...

You are the wind beneath my wings....

Mr. Hankey said...

Eagle Team Nine never got the glory reserved for Seal Team Six.