Tuesday, May 03, 2011

I Feel Pretty, Oh so pretty...

The Princess Boy via Van Helsing


1. "They'll be sorry they made fun of me when I grow up to be Mayor of Chicago."

2. The Safe School Czar brought a date to the White House Easter Egg roll.

3. Zaphod's son beat his father's record by three times being selected "Galaxy's Worst-Dressed Sentient Being."

4. Suddenly, my position is pro-bullying.

5. Still more fashion sense than M'Chel.

Best of dadoctah
    Bieber Fever starts early.

Best of Jack Reacher
    "Oh, Mr. ROTC recruiter! Yoo hoo!"

Best of Shayne
    Okay, Mr. Polansky. I'm ready for my close up.

Best of mpur
    Suck it, Kate Middleton!

Best of prince of leaves
    Exhibit #829385519 in the inevitable future parricide trial.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    Yeah, my mommy wanted a girl. What gave it away, Sherlock?

Best of Mr. Hankey
    The sparkles made it easier to track Bin Laden's couriers.

12 comments:

dadoctah said...

Bieber Fever starts early.

Jack Reacher said...

"Oh, Mr. ROTC recruiter! Yoo hoo!"

Shayne said...

Okay, Mr. Polansky. I'm ready for my close up.

mpur said...

Suck it, Kate Middleton!

prince of leaves said...

Exhibit #829385519 in the inevitable future parricide trial.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Yeah, my mommy wanted a girl. What gave it away, Sherlock?

-OR-

Well, one minute she was reading this invitation to some pageant, then she yelled "Woot" and started stuffing me into this stupid pansy costume.

-OR-

Don't care what mom says, I'm NOT taking tap dance lessons! Dad says he'll back me up, but he's p*ssy-whipped so I'm not holding my breath.

dadoctah said...

"Go ahead, laugh all you want. Meanwhile, I'll be in the locker room hanging out with all your daughters in their underwear."

Rodney Dill said...

Osama Bin Laden in happier days.

Double the U said...

Leave him alone, he is just confused. He doesn't know you don't wear pink and blue for a game of tag.

Anonymous said...

The View decided to bring in someone new who would add some maturity.

Vinney

Mr. Hankey said...

The sparkles made it easier to track Bin Laden's couriers.

Mr. Hankey said...

Pictures of Bin Laden's death face are starting to appear.