The Princess Boy via Van Helsing
1. "They'll be sorry they made fun of me when I grow up to be Mayor of Chicago."
2. The Safe School Czar brought a date to the White House Easter Egg roll.
3. Zaphod's son beat his father's record by three times being selected "Galaxy's Worst-Dressed Sentient Being."
4. Suddenly, my position is pro-bullying.
5. Still more fashion sense than M'Chel.
Best of dadoctah
Bieber Fever starts early.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Oh, Mr. ROTC recruiter! Yoo hoo!"
Best of Shayne
Okay, Mr. Polansky. I'm ready for my close up.
Best of mpur
Suck it, Kate Middleton!
Best of prince of leaves
Exhibit #829385519 in the inevitable future parricide trial.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Yeah, my mommy wanted a girl. What gave it away, Sherlock?
Best of Mr. Hankey
The sparkles made it easier to track Bin Laden's couriers.