1. "Will someone tell Ms. Maddow to clear the set!"
2. WTF MY BOOBS NOT SQUEEZE TOY! LOL!
3. And the greatest bukake money shot of all time was ruined by one anal-retentive fluffer.
4. "Just checking. Nope, I'm still gay. carry on."
5. "Do you reject Satan and all his evil works?"
Best of Dr. Doom
"A choreographer's work is never done", lisped Brucie with a heavy sigh...
Best of metalgarth
Bud Bundy finds out they really do go 'honk! honk! if you squeeze them right
Best of prince of leaves
While mothers were angered and children were confused by the move, fathers heartily approved of the Disneyworld-Hedonism Resorts merger. (A young father is shown here interacting with an updated Minnie Mouse.)
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
When Televangelist Ron Binkels updated the laying on of hands schtick, male viewership jumped 84% and donations (all in $1 bills) flooded his church coffers.
Best of Double the U
Men's Health caption: "This simple technique will make any women wet and submittable."
Best of metalgarth
The first and last CPR instructional video shot by Samuel L. Bronkowitz
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Captain Spooge's rescues were dramatic, but messy.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Oh, I shouldn't have squeezed so hard. There's silicone everywhere."
Best of dadoctah
How to tell Katy Perry and Marie Osmond apart in the dark.
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Bob's 'Certified Breast Inspector' t-shirt finally pays off
"A choreographer's work is never done", lisped Brucie with a heavy sigh...
Bud Bundy finds out they really do go 'honk! honk! if you squeeze them right
"That's the only bad thing about this model," Frank sighed as he triggered the third reset in fifteen minutes, "they tend to go all BSOD when you get them around water."
While mothers were angered and children were confused by the move, fathers heartily approved of the Disneyworld-Hedonism Resorts merger. (A young father is shown here interacting with an updated Minnie Mouse.)
When Televangelist Ron Binkels updated the laying on of hands schtick, male viewership jumped 84% and donations (all in $1 bills) flooded his church coffers.
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Once again, a completely healthy adult found a way to exploit a loophole in the Make A Wish application process. And yes, I'm irked I didn't find it first.
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ATTENTION NEA - That's the sort of audience participation performance art I'm ready to support with both hands.
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Good thing the airport foam truck was nearby, because Dawn's head was about to explode.
CUT! CUT! Who IS that guy??
Bart, a Salahi wannabe, took what he learned from those white house party crashing escapades to a whole new level.
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Contrary to normal, in this case a wet dog looks a helluva lot better than a dry dog. Same for the wet puppies.
Men's Health caption: "This simple technique will make any women wet and submittable."
The first and last CPR instructional video shot by Samuel L. Bronkowitz
Always a good sport, Nellie was up for tittie twister.
Vinney
Russell Brand has had his hands on those. Do you *really* want to touch them?
Captain Spooge's rescues were dramatic, but messy.
Guy: "Yes, I am still a virgin. How could you tell?"
Finally, a men's workout facility with real incentives on the stairmaster.
♪♫ I touched a girl and I liked it... ♪♫
Billy's nightly dream; "If ONLY the movie 'Mannequin' could really come true..."
I dunno; if my girlfriend got this wet, this easily, I think it might put a damper on date night out...
"Oh, I shouldn't have squeezed so hard. There's silicone everywhere."
That's quite a nice kinetic bit of action you've got there, Ms. Libya. What? You're name isn't Libya? Ooh, I'm gonna get arrested, aren't I?
Gender inspection for the East German Olympic swim team before DNA testing became the norm...
Yes that's a banana under my skirt, I'm not at all happy yo see you.
For some reason guessing bra sizes never made it big on the carnival midway.
Vinneh
Is rhat Anthony Weiner in this picture?
Vinneh
How to tell Katy Perry and Marie Osmond apart in the dark.
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