Friday, May 27, 2011

Here, let me adjust those for you


1. "Will someone tell Ms. Maddow to clear the set!"

2. WTF MY BOOBS NOT SQUEEZE TOY! LOL!

3. And the greatest bukake money shot of all time was ruined by one anal-retentive fluffer.

4. "Just checking. Nope, I'm still gay. carry on."

5. "Do you reject Satan and all his evil works?"

Best of Dr. Doom
"A choreographer's work is never done", lisped Brucie with a heavy sigh...

Best of metalgarth
Bud Bundy finds out they really do go 'honk! honk! if you squeeze them right

Best of prince of leaves
While mothers were angered and children were confused by the move, fathers heartily approved of the Disneyworld-Hedonism Resorts merger. (A young father is shown here interacting with an updated Minnie Mouse.)

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
When Televangelist Ron Binkels updated the laying on of hands schtick, male viewership jumped 84% and donations (all in $1 bills) flooded his church coffers.

Best of Double the U
Men's Health caption: "This simple technique will make any women wet and submittable."

Best of metalgarth
The first and last CPR instructional video shot by Samuel L. Bronkowitz

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Captain Spooge's rescues were dramatic, but messy.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Oh, I shouldn't have squeezed so hard. There's silicone everywhere."

Best of dadoctah
How to tell Katy Perry and Marie Osmond apart in the dark.

24 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Bob's 'Certified Breast Inspector' t-shirt finally pays off

Dr. Doom said...

"A choreographer's work is never done", lisped Brucie with a heavy sigh...

metalgarth said...

Bud Bundy finds out they really do go 'honk! honk! if you squeeze them right

prince of leaves said...

"That's the only bad thing about this model," Frank sighed as he triggered the third reset in fifteen minutes, "they tend to go all BSOD when you get them around water."

prince of leaves said...

While mothers were angered and children were confused by the move, fathers heartily approved of the Disneyworld-Hedonism Resorts merger. (A young father is shown here interacting with an updated Minnie Mouse.)

Carpe Phlogiston said...

When Televangelist Ron Binkels updated the laying on of hands schtick, male viewership jumped 84% and donations (all in $1 bills) flooded his church coffers.

-OR-

Once again, a completely healthy adult found a way to exploit a loophole in the Make A Wish application process. And yes, I'm irked I didn't find it first.

-OR-

ATTENTION NEA - That's the sort of audience participation performance art I'm ready to support with both hands.

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Good thing the airport foam truck was nearby, because Dawn's head was about to explode.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

CUT! CUT! Who IS that guy??
Bart, a Salahi wannabe, took what he learned from those white house party crashing escapades to a whole new level.

-OR-

Contrary to normal, in this case a wet dog looks a helluva lot better than a dry dog. Same for the wet puppies.

Double the U said...

Men's Health caption: "This simple technique will make any women wet and submittable."

metalgarth said...

The first and last CPR instructional video shot by Samuel L. Bronkowitz

Anonymous said...

Always a good sport, Nellie was up for tittie twister.

Vinney

dadoctah said...

Russell Brand has had his hands on those. Do you *really* want to touch them?

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Captain Spooge's rescues were dramatic, but messy.

Spineless Vertebra said...

Guy: "Yes, I am still a virgin. How could you tell?"

Mr Hankey said...

Finally, a men's workout facility with real incentives on the stairmaster.

Son Of The Godfather said...

♪♫ I touched a girl and I liked it... ♪♫

Submariner said...

Billy's nightly dream; "If ONLY the movie 'Mannequin' could really come true..."

Submariner said...

I dunno; if my girlfriend got this wet, this easily, I think it might put a damper on date night out...

Jack Reacher said...

"Oh, I shouldn't have squeezed so hard. There's silicone everywhere."

Kaptain Krude said...

That's quite a nice kinetic bit of action you've got there, Ms. Libya. What? You're name isn't Libya? Ooh, I'm gonna get arrested, aren't I?

jj said...

Gender inspection for the East German Olympic swim team before DNA testing became the norm...

Spin said...

Yes that's a banana under my skirt, I'm not at all happy yo see you.

Anonymous said...

For some reason guessing bra sizes never made it big on the carnival midway.

Vinneh

Anonymous said...

Is rhat Anthony Weiner in this picture?

Vinneh

dadoctah said...

How to tell Katy Perry and Marie Osmond apart in the dark.