Monday, May 09, 2011
Greatness Measured in Courics
1. Gallant makes a low-ball guess on how full of sh-t Goofus is.
2. As Obama listened to the clean, articulate European, he realized he had never been so aroused.
3. Later on, they conspired.
4. Hm, am I imagining things, or is that the ash-heap of history behind them.
5. Rumors that Leona Helmsley faked her death and had a sex change remain rampant.
Best of RonF
The load of $h!t he's trying to feed me? Oh, about this big.
Best of GregMan
Just then the black-furred tribbles attacked, bringing the news conference to a quick and bloody end.
Best of Submariner
"In the name of the lord I command the evil spirit of socialism to depart! Out, damn you."
Best of jj
But I already have an iPod....
Best of blue
"Barry, it took someone with balls this big to order the hit on Osama...so that's why I think Hillary did it!"
Best of Spineless Vertebra
"Now to show you my best Gilbert Gottfried impression."
Best of Rodney Dill
I dropped the baby... I don't know why.
Best of JohnS1959
Bed Time Stories with Barak
...So then,boys and girls, they slapped a 50% value added tax on all goods and services and the evil rich were taxed out of existence. And everyone lived happily ever after...