Monday, May 09, 2011

Greatness Measured in Courics


1. Gallant makes a low-ball guess on how full of sh-t Goofus is.

2. As Obama listened to the clean, articulate European, he realized he had never been so aroused.

3. Later on, they conspired.


4. Hm, am I imagining things, or is that the ash-heap of history behind them. 


5.  Rumors that Leona Helmsley faked her death and had a sex change remain rampant.

Best of RonF
The load of $h!t he's trying to feed me? Oh, about this big.

Best of GregMan
Just then the black-furred tribbles attacked, bringing the news conference to a quick and bloody end.

Best of Submariner
"In the name of the lord I command the evil spirit of socialism to depart! Out, damn you."

Best of jj
But I already have an iPod....

Best of blue
"Barry, it took someone with balls this big to order the hit on Osama...so that's why I think Hillary did it!"

Best of Spineless Vertebra
"Now to show you my best Gilbert Gottfried impression."

Best of Rodney Dill
I dropped the baby... I don't know why.

Best of JohnS1959
Bed Time Stories with Barak
...So then,boys and girls, they slapped a 50% value added tax on all goods and services and the evil rich were taxed out of existence. And everyone lived happily ever after...

25 comments:

Shayne said...

"I know you people like your women's asses to be 'THIS BIG,' but dude - Moochelle's is ENORMOUS!

RonF said...

The load of $h!t he's trying to feed me? Oh, about this big.

GregMan said...

Obambi Thought Bubble: "Hmm, we both wear blue ties, and we both like foot-long dildos. This just might work."

GregMan said...

Just then the black-furred tribbles attacked, bringing the news conference to a quick and bloody end.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Obamalama DeepThawtbubble While Pandering to George Soros: Simply amazing... nice suit, a little pancake makeup and even his own mother wouldn't recognize who he REALLY is.

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "So according to Fox, are we Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum or Dumb and Dumber?"

metalgarth said...

"....nah. Lenny's better looking than this deformed Shatner look alike"

Submariner said...

The Exorcist VII

"In the name of the lord I command the evil spirit of socialism to depart! Out, damn you."

Submariner said...

Reaction to an Obama gift varies depending on the temperment of the giftee with the most common being either the appearance of having sucked a lemon or having smelled rancid butter. Laughter has been known to accompany the tell-tale expression.

jj said...

But I already have an iPod....

dadoctah said...

Obama Thought Bubble: "Anyone ever mention you look like a young Arthur Godfrey?"

blue said...

"Barry, it took someone with balls this big to order the hit on Osama...so that's why I think Hillary did it!"

Submariner said...

OJA:

So the camel started drinking and I took two bricks like so...

Spineless Vertebra said...

Five... Five dollar.... Five dollar footloooonnnnggg!

Spineless Vertebra said...

"Now to show you my best Gilbert Gottfried impression."

Rodney Dill said...

I dropped the baby... I don't know why.

JohnS1959 said...

Bed Time Stories with Barak

...So then,boys and girls, they slapped a 50% value added tax on all goods and services and the evil rich were taxed out of existence. And everyone lived happily ever after...

JohnS1959 said...

"In short", obfuscated the professor, "I am confident that Mr. Obama, if he continues to apply himself, can outdo even Mr. Carter in his effect on America's economy"...

vw: butslvit - a new brand of vodka sold exclusively in Moscow's gay bars

Jack Reacher said...

"Who knows if it will work in the real world? I deal in theory, Sir."

Submariner said...

Obamessiah thawt bubble: "I wonder if there's a way we can tax hand gestures?"

Submariner said...

Obamessiah thawt bubble: "How does he speak continually without a TOTUS?"

Submariner said...

Obamessiah thawt bubble: "M'Chel's ass that wide? GAIA! Is he the master of understatement or what?"

Mr. Hankey said...

CBS attempts to bring on "One and A Half Men"

Submariner said...

"An' anotheir theeng; ze Zecretaree of your State? She 'as a clenis thees Beeg!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"You zhould zee zem, zey are huge, zey are firm, and zey are zpectacular! But I can underztand why you would want to ztay with M'chelle. What man wouldn't *snicker*?"