1. Distracted by the presence of the iWon, the Queen takes two arrows through the hat.
2.Obama: "Yeah, a bunch of people were killed by tornadoes while I've been here, but since none of them were gonna vote for me anyway, screw 'em!"
3. Queen: "Eeek! A half-negro!"
4. The queen reacts to Obama's request to "Excuse me while I whip this out."
5. Old queens go wild for the Mahogany Marxist. Just ask Andrew Sullivan.
Best of GregMan
"Never you mind where da white women at!"
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"I don't understand. They went to war because we taxed them at 4%. How do you do get away with 40%?"
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Good lord! This lawn jockey is alive!
Dawn, head, etc, etc
Best of blue
"Say, didn't we British run your father out of Kenya?"
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"Your drunken dad died owing us thousands in taxes, it's debtors prison for you young man!"
Best of Mr Hankey
So hand size is a telling feature you say?
Best of Spineless Vertebra
"A handshake is all I can offer right now, but as soon as those cameras are gone I promise to bow to you."
Best of Vinneh
"I'll let you in on a little secret. I...killed Diana. So watch it."
Best of Dr. Doom
"Oh no Barak", replied the Queen graciously, "I never tire of the old royal scepter and orbs jokes"...
Best of Jack Reacher
"Oh, and by the way, Steve Martin wants his hat back."
Best of dub
Here are my keys boy. Be careful when you park my car.
Best of Submariner
"It's TWUE! It's TWUE!"
Best of Kaptain Krude
"So this is the hand that you strangled Bin Laden with, eh?"
Best of any mouse
"Hey wait a minute, when the schedule said i was to meet an old queen, I thought it was Barney Frank!"
Best of Matt the K
The Queen instinctively reaches to cover her hidden wallet.