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1. Distracted by the presence of the iWon, the Queen takes two arrows through the hat.
2.Obama: "Yeah, a bunch of people were killed by tornadoes while I've been here, but since none of them were gonna vote for me anyway, screw 'em!"
3. Queen: "Eeek! A half-negro!"
4. The queen reacts to Obama's request to "Excuse me while I whip this out."
5. Old queens go wild for the Mahogany Marxist. Just ask Andrew Sullivan.
Best of GregMan
"Never you mind where da white women at!"
Best of USMC2841
"I don't understand. They went to war because we taxed them at 4%. How do you do get away with 40%?"
Best of mpur
Good lord! This lawn jockey is alive!
Dawn, head, etc, etc
Best of blue
"Say, didn't we British run your father out of Kenya?"
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"Your drunken dad died owing us thousands in taxes, it's debtors prison for you young man!"
Best of Mr Hankey
So hand size is a telling feature you say?
Best of Spineless Vertebra
"A handshake is all I can offer right now, but as soon as those cameras are gone I promise to bow to you."
Best of Vinneh
"I'll let you in on a little secret. I...killed Diana. So watch it."
Best of Dr. Doom
"Oh no Barak", replied the Queen graciously, "I never tire of the old royal scepter and orbs jokes"...
Best of Jack Reacher
"Oh, and by the way, Steve Martin wants his hat back."
Best of dub
Here are my keys boy. Be careful when you park my car.
Best of Submariner
"It's TWUE! It's TWUE!"
Best of Kaptain Krude
"So this is the hand that you strangled Bin Laden with, eh?"
Best of any mouse
"Hey wait a minute, when the schedule said i was to meet an old queen, I thought it was Barney Frank!"
Best of Matt the K
The Queen instinctively reaches to cover her hidden wallet.
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obama enquires if the Queen has the same hat maker as Aretha Franklin.
"I swear, if you give me another f^&%@! iPod with your f^&%@! speeches on it, I'm gonna rip your b@lls off!"
"Never you mind where da white women at!"
"I don't understand. They went to war because we taxed them at 4%. How do you do get away with 40%?"
"For the last time, I am NOT Mary Poppins, so stop asking if I'm about to fly away!"
"I've got 'im by the hand, leftenant! Whack 'im with your saber!"
Good lord! This lawn jockey is alive!
Dawn, head, etc, etc
The Queen shrieks as her mugger demands her hat & jewels.
The Queen screams & nearly passes out when Obama asks if she wants some bangers tonight with him.
"Say, didn't we British run your father out of Kenya?"
"Your drunken dad died owing us thousands in taxes, it's debtors prison for you young man!"
"Why yes, my grandson Andrew might be interested in hooking up with your daughter, as long as we get a colony or two for the dowry! But a good one like Florida, not a broke one like New York."
So hand size is a telling feature you say?
"A handshake is all I can offer right now, but as soon as those cameras are gone I promise to bow to you."
Interested in a Kate for M'Chel swap?
Not only NO...
I'd HEARD that The colonies had employed a new house ni...
Need I type it?
Well! THIS hand has certainly never performed any actual work, has it boy?
On our outings, M'Chel has me dress up in a uniform also. Of course it says "Sanford & Son" on the back...
"I'll let you in on a little secret. I...killed Diana. So watch it."
Vinneh
Yes, Your Majesty, my trousers are always this wrinkled. But the bitter clingers back home usually just see me behind a podium reading speeches from my Teleprompter, so it's cool.
Kendra and Hank have really let themselves go.
"Oh no Barak", replied the Queen graciously, "I never tire of the old royal scepter and orbs jokes"...
"I'm here for BP's assets, Your Highness. Hand them over."
"Oh, and by the way, Steve Martin wants his hat back."
Here are my keys boy. Be careful when you park my car.
I loved you in The Bucket List!
"Sure you're not interested? You know what they say: 'Once you go royal, you're thereafter spoiled."
"I.SAID - "THE.PRESIDENT.IS.A.NI>BONNNNGGGG<ER!"
"It's TWUE! It's TWUE!"
"So this is the hand that you strangled Bin Laden with, eh?"
"Hey wait a minute, when the schedule said i was to meet an old queen, I thought it was Barney Frank!"
"hey Barry, is that a wrinkle in your pants or are you happy to see me?"
Barry O's pants give away his fear pucker factor when he meets a real leader.
The Queen instinctively reaches to cover her hidden wallet.
Her Majesty's guard ensured that lesser world leaders remain in the Commoner Section.
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