Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Even Before the Toast...

Also Brender


1. Distracted by the presence of the iWon, the Queen takes two arrows through the hat.

2.Obama: "Yeah, a bunch of people were killed by tornadoes while I've been here, but since none of them were gonna vote for me anyway, screw 'em!"

3. Queen: "Eeek! A half-negro!"

4. The queen reacts to Obama's request to "Excuse me while I whip this out."

5. Old queens go wild for the Mahogany Marxist. Just ask Andrew Sullivan.

Best of GregMan
"Never you mind where da white women at!"

Best of USMC2841
"I don't understand. They went to war because we taxed them at 4%. How do you do get away with 40%?"

Best of mpur
Good lord! This lawn jockey is alive!

Dawn, head, etc, etc

Best of blue
"Say, didn't we British run your father out of Kenya?"

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"Your drunken dad died owing us thousands in taxes, it's debtors prison for you young man!"

Best of Mr Hankey
So hand size is a telling feature you say?

Best of Spineless Vertebra
"A handshake is all I can offer right now, but as soon as those cameras are gone I promise to bow to you."

Best of Vinneh
"I'll let you in on a little secret. I...killed Diana. So watch it."

Best of Dr. Doom
"Oh no Barak", replied the Queen graciously, "I never tire of the old royal scepter and orbs jokes"...

Best of Jack Reacher
"Oh, and by the way, Steve Martin wants his hat back."

Best of dub
Here are my keys boy. Be careful when you park my car.

Best of Submariner
"It's TWUE! It's TWUE!"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"So this is the hand that you strangled Bin Laden with, eh?"

Best of any mouse
"Hey wait a minute, when the schedule said i was to meet an old queen, I thought it was Barney Frank!"

Best of Matt the K
The Queen instinctively reaches to cover her hidden wallet.

36 comments:

jj said...

obama enquires if the Queen has the same hat maker as Aretha Franklin.

GregMan said...

"I swear, if you give me another f^&%@! iPod with your f^&%@! speeches on it, I'm gonna rip your b@lls off!"

GregMan said...

"Never you mind where da white women at!"

USMC2841 said...

"I don't understand. They went to war because we taxed them at 4%. How do you do get away with 40%?"

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"For the last time, I am NOT Mary Poppins, so stop asking if I'm about to fly away!"

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"I've got 'im by the hand, leftenant! Whack 'im with your saber!"

mpur said...

Good lord! This lawn jockey is alive!



Dawn, head, etc, etc

Mr Hankey said...

The Queen shrieks as her mugger demands her hat & jewels.

Mr Hankey said...

The Queen screams & nearly passes out when Obama asks if she wants some bangers tonight with him.

blue said...

"Say, didn't we British run your father out of Kenya?"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"Your drunken dad died owing us thousands in taxes, it's debtors prison for you young man!"

blue said...

"Why yes, my grandson Andrew might be interested in hooking up with your daughter, as long as we get a colony or two for the dowry! But a good one like Florida, not a broke one like New York."

Mr Hankey said...

So hand size is a telling feature you say?

Spineless Vertebra said...

"A handshake is all I can offer right now, but as soon as those cameras are gone I promise to bow to you."

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Interested in a Kate for M'Chel swap?
Not only NO...

Submariner said...

I'd HEARD that The colonies had employed a new house ni...



Need I type it?

Submariner said...

Well! THIS hand has certainly never performed any actual work, has it boy?

Submariner said...

On our outings, M'Chel has me dress up in a uniform also. Of course it says "Sanford & Son" on the back...

Anonymous said...

"I'll let you in on a little secret. I...killed Diana. So watch it."

Vinneh

marco said...

Yes, Your Majesty, my trousers are always this wrinkled. But the bitter clingers back home usually just see me behind a podium reading speeches from my Teleprompter, so it's cool.

dadoctah said...

Kendra and Hank have really let themselves go.

Dr. Doom said...

"Oh no Barak", replied the Queen graciously, "I never tire of the old royal scepter and orbs jokes"...

Jack Reacher said...

"I'm here for BP's assets, Your Highness. Hand them over."

Jack Reacher said...

"Oh, and by the way, Steve Martin wants his hat back."

dub said...

Here are my keys boy. Be careful when you park my car.

dub said...

I loved you in The Bucket List!

dadoctah said...

"Sure you're not interested? You know what they say: 'Once you go royal, you're thereafter spoiled."

Submariner said...

"I.SAID - "THE.PRESIDENT.IS.A.NI>BONNNNGGGG<ER!"

Submariner said...

"It's TWUE! It's TWUE!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"So this is the hand that you strangled Bin Laden with, eh?"

any mouse said...

"Hey wait a minute, when the schedule said i was to meet an old queen, I thought it was Barney Frank!"

blue said...

"hey Barry, is that a wrinkle in your pants or are you happy to see me?"

Submariner said...

Barry O's pants give away his fear pucker factor when he meets a real leader.

Matt the K said...

The Queen instinctively reaches to cover her hidden wallet.

Matt the K said...

Her Majesty's guard ensured that lesser world leaders remain in the Commoner Section.