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He knows how to surrender. They must start teaching French at his school early
Mom drives just like the guy who runs the roller coaster!
"Tommy, when the SWAT team said 'hands up', they were talking to Mommy, not you...."
I don't want any trouble Kevin Jennings.
"...and Mommy put her hands up just like this when the nice policemen came to shut down her meth lab!"
How big is Scotty? How big is Scotty? Not big enough to get out of a child's safety seat that's for sure.
The kid's smiling... BUT he's thinking: If ignorant legislators allowed us to pack a gun, that nword carjacker would be dead meat right now and I'd be laughing at ACLU handwringers.-OR-1 for pee, 2 for poo, both for "uh oh, you never shoulda let me eat that taco, Daddy"
"Relax, Timmy; when we said you own a car company, we meant you're responsible for the debt-laden carcass of one that will require bailouts for years to come."
"My pants are wet and my hands are in the air. Quick--who am I? First one to guess bin Laden wins."
"This is much better than the school bus, Miss Letourneau."
"..and if Bin Laden went like this he'd be alive today!"
When the girl with the shovel skates by, I'm going like this!
Wrong, Blue. They'd have to assume he was reaching for a rifle cleverly concealed in the spinning ceiling fan!WordVerify: hippi - you are one if you believe you can teach the world to sing in perfect harmony and stop China from stealing our secrets, terrorists from trying to kill us, sick despots from playing with nukes and Congress from flushing this nation down the toilet.
This is just like a roller coaster! Next, I'm gonna puke all over the back seat.
Surrender training is taught early for French paratroopers.
Hands in the air!Diapers on the ground!
Ladies and gentlemen;I present to you the new Chief Negotiator for the NFL Fan Contingent in the labor dispute.
Thawt bubble; "My Superman impersonation is SOOOOOO much better from the 2nd floor landing..."
The new phone book's here; I AM somebody! I AM somebody!
How to spot a young liberal - four signs to watch for:- Strapped into the back seat of his mommies' Volvo- Listening to All Things Considered on National Proletariat Radio- Completely oblivious to the soul crushing debt his generation is facing- Responding enthusiastically to the question "Who wants to raise taxes on the mean old rich?"
Mooooooooooooooooom! Andi Sullivan is under the bed with another DNA testing kit!!!!
Julie's methods of keeping her kids from mast*rbating started at an early age.
Okay, now raise your hands if you like Thursday's posts the best.
I think someone is just a little *too* happy about having to sit on the broken spring.
"Who wants to go see a gladiator movie?"
"Daddy, guess where I hid my pacifier!" a young Sully quips.
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