Saturday, May 07, 2011

Confident! Confident! Dry and Secure!



1. "Yippee! Daddy just dumped mommy for another lady, so, she strapped us into the car and is taking us to the lake!!"

2."... and then, when Anakin won the pod race, he yelled, 'Yipppeeee!"" (Why Billy is an only child).

3. "I dropped my bottle, I just wet myself, and I'm about to pass out in the back seat... Yippee! I'm just like Dad."

4. "Rich Corinthian Leather is Awesome!"

5. "Yippee! We're gonna be on America's Wildest Police Chases!"

27 comments:

metalgarth said...

He knows how to surrender. They must start teaching French at his school early

Passionate Conservative said...

Mom drives just like the guy who runs the roller coaster!

dadoctah said...

"Tommy, when the SWAT team said 'hands up', they were talking to Mommy, not you...."

Anonymous said...

I don't want any trouble Kevin Jennings.

prince of leaves said...

"...and Mommy put her hands up just like this when the nice policemen came to shut down her meth lab!"

Double the U said...

How big is Scotty? How big is Scotty? Not big enough to get out of a child's safety seat that's for sure.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The kid's smiling... BUT he's thinking: If ignorant legislators allowed us to pack a gun, that nword carjacker would be dead meat right now and I'd be laughing at ACLU handwringers.

-OR-

1 for pee, 2 for poo, both for "uh oh, you never shoulda let me eat that taco, Daddy"

Jack Reacher said...

"Relax, Timmy; when we said you own a car company, we meant you're responsible for the debt-laden carcass of one that will require bailouts for years to come."

Jack Reacher said...

"My pants are wet and my hands are in the air. Quick--who am I? First one to guess bin Laden wins."

Jack Reacher said...

"This is much better than the school bus, Miss Letourneau."

blue said...

"..and if Bin Laden went like this he'd be alive today!"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

When the girl with the shovel skates by, I'm going like this!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Wrong, Blue. They'd have to assume he was reaching for a rifle cleverly concealed in the spinning ceiling fan!

WordVerify: hippi - you are one if you believe you can teach the world to sing in perfect harmony and stop China from stealing our secrets, terrorists from trying to kill us, sick despots from playing with nukes and Congress from flushing this nation down the toilet.

mpur said...

This is just like a roller coaster! Next, I'm gonna puke all over the back seat.

Matt the K said...

Surrender training is taught early for French paratroopers.

Submariner said...

Hands in the air!
Diapers on the ground!

Submariner said...

Ladies and gentlemen;
I present to you the new Chief Negotiator for the NFL Fan Contingent in the labor dispute.

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "My Superman impersonation is SOOOOOO much better from the 2nd floor landing..."

Submariner said...

The new phone book's here;
I AM somebody!
I AM somebody!

JohnS1959 said...

How to spot a young liberal - four signs to watch for:

- Strapped into the back seat of his mommies' Volvo
- Listening to All Things Considered on National Proletariat Radio
- Completely oblivious to the soul crushing debt his generation is facing
- Responding enthusiastically to the question "Who wants to raise taxes on the mean old rich?"

Adriane said...

Mooooooooooooooooom! Andi Sullivan is under the bed with another DNA testing kit!!!!

Mr. Hankey said...

Julie's methods of keeping her kids from mast*rbating started at an early age.

USMC2841 said...

Okay, now raise your hands if you like Thursday's posts the best.

dadoctah said...

I think someone is just a little *too* happy about having to sit on the broken spring.

Rodney Dill said...

"Who wants to go see a gladiator movie?"

Dactyl said...

Touchdown!

dub said...

"Daddy, guess where I hid my pacifier!" a young Sully quips.