Monday, May 16, 2011

Children Are Starving in India, Mainly Because of This Kid



1.Pedo bear saw there was no need for him here and proceeded to the next village.

2. "She's been on a binge of comfort food ever since Sh-t My Dad Says was canceled."

3. (Kid on left) "Hey! Didn't I used to have a brother?"

4. "The School Lunch program had to be cut back so that the teacher's pensions would be covered. Welcome to Chicago."

5. "This D-Con brand cereal tastes... funny."

Best of Double the U
Hello, Thank you for calling Weight-Watcher's technical support. How can I help you.

Best of usm
The latest documentary from Baliwood..."Million Pound Baby".

Best of Jack Reacher
"Hey, Osama, how's it going? Have a seat. Your other seventy virgins will be here in a minute."

Best of Dactyl
Jack Sprat and his wife, the early years. (ORA?)

Best of Mr Hankey
Not all cows are sacred.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Star Jones, the early years.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Part of me wonders if that is the flour she is supposed to be rolling in.

Best of sonicfrog
Aanandihta, not having great command of the English language, mistook one kind of desert for another and rushed right over to the Caption This web site when she heard it was Twink-e Tuesday.

Best of Army of Dad
Rahij is pissed that ever since their marriage was arranged his future wife didn't care about her figure.

Best of Submariner
A young Bary Soetero makes a poor decision and takes M'Chel out to dinner on their first date. This would not be the last poor decision he would make.
When E True Story returns after the break; Jeremiah Wright.

Best of dub
The QA department at Charmin has met its match.

Best of divine miss m
The Michelin Man has a lot of splainin' to do.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Slumdog Chowhound

Best of mpur
Yum Dog Millionaire.

46 comments:

dub said...

Monday in America is Thursday in India.

Double the U said...

Hello, Thank you for calling Weight-Watcher's technical support. How can I help you.

usm said...

The latest documentary from Baliwood..."Million Pound Baby".

Shayne said...

Michael Moore - the early years.

Or, what would happen if Michael Moore and M'Chel had a child?

Jack Reacher said...

The Israeli boy (Left) eventually grew tired of the Palestinian girl (right) telling him he was hoarding her food.

Jack Reacher said...

"Hey, Osama, how's it going? Have a seat. Your other seventy virgins will be here in a minute."

Dactyl said...

Jack Sprat and his wife, the early years. (ORA?)

dadoctah said...

Aren't you supposed to rub her belly for good luck?

Mr Hankey said...

Not all cows are sacred.

Mr Hankey said...

Not quite pretty enough...maybe if you put a dot on her head?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Boy's Thawtbubble - Gawd, I'm starving. I blink and she empties my bowl. This has been going on for months. Mom refuses to do anything! Says it's all in my head.

-OR-

Hon, the kids are literally eating us out of house and home! Klinger's thin as a rail, so he must be eating the indigestible parts of the furniture. Look how he's eyeing our jitney!
ORA M*A*S*H

-OR-

Star Jones, the early years.

-OR-

Carpe's Believe It or Not #247
Identical Twins

-OR-

Bollywood's documentary - The Obamalama's - begins with their childhood meeting in Hawaii.

Sally Struthers said...

"For just $20 or $30 a day you can provide nourishing meals for these orphans"

metalgarth said...

No need for her to live a perfect life to be reincarnated as a cow.

prince of leaves said...

Never-before-seen picture of Barack and M'Chel's first date.

prince of leaves said...

After a long day of poolside tanning while vacationing together in Delhi, Rachel Maddow and Rosie O'Donnell enjoy a traditional Indian meal.

Steve O said...

Where are the other children?

Kaptain Krude said...

The future Mrs. dub has a light snack to calm herself before she is to meet dub for the first time.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Are you gonna *burp* finish that?"

Kaptain Krude said...

Part of me wonders if that is the flour she is supposed to be rolling in.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Metaphor for a struggling middleclass vs fatcats-bankers-PACs. Before the girl goes on a diet, our corrupt Congress will confiscate everything in the boy's dish and feed his carcass to her.
Did you hear - wealthy contributors in Pelosi's home district have gotten 20% of the Obamalamacare waivers?

Dr. Doom said...

"Did you read your Marx and Lenin, sis?", asked Pablo, "You know eating is only part of the job if you want to become the Hispanic Rosie O'Donnell"

sonicfrog said...

Aanandihta, not having great command of the English language, mistook one kind of desert for another and rushed right over to the Caption This web site when she heard it was Twink-e Tuesday.

Army of Dad said...

ORA: Show mommy how the little piggy eats!

Army of Dad said...

I didn't know Morlocks could live above ground...

Army of Dad said...

Ladies and gentleman, the first ladies, erm, Female Sumo World Champion!

Army of Dad said...

Yeah, and they say Americans are all fat!

Army of Dad said...

Rahij is pissed that ever since their marriage was arranged his future wife didn't care about her figure.

Submariner said...

A young Bary Soetero makes a poor decision and takes M'Chel out to dinner on their first date. This would not be the last poor decision he would make.
When E True Story returns after the break; Jeremiah Wright.

dub said...

The QA department at Charmin has met its match.

divine miss m said...

The Michelin Man has a lot of splainin' to do.

jj said...

I don't think the Michelin Man has anything to worry about. But Goodyear plans to sue for copyright infringement.

divine miss m said...

Jabba the Hindu.

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Frak the noodles; I'm goin' after some steaks and rib roasts..."

Anonymous said...

I guess maze can be finger licking good...to some."

Vinney

Anonymous said...

"Yut oh! Muriel, tell me you didn't eat the furniture again"?

Vinney

Carpe Phlogiston said...

How you know when a country's jumped the shark:
The Indian parents were overheard saying, "Clean your plates... think of all the starving middleclass kids in America."

WordVerify: hythstri - GHEY

Mr. Hankey said...

Slumdog Chowhound

Mr. Hankey said...

Gandhi's niece made sure that all that food was refusing didn't go to waste.

sonicfrog said...

Arnold's love child????

Submariner said...

Word has it that the Panthers have taken an option on her as their third round DT pick in '29.

Submariner said...

Dub's son and daughter explain a lot about his posts...

Submariner said...

But, but, but, HuffPo says mastodons have been EXTINCT ever since the Exon Valdez incident!

Adriane said...

'Now Rahji ... I didn't say your sister was fat! I just said when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house ...'

Submariner said...

You call my momma a cow? Ooooooh, you gon' gets it!

mpur said...

Yum Dog Millionaire.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Someone found Dawn's yearbook?