Monday, May 16, 2011
Children Are Starving in India, Mainly Because of This Kid
1.Pedo bear saw there was no need for him here and proceeded to the next village.
2. "She's been on a binge of comfort food ever since Sh-t My Dad Says was canceled."
3. (Kid on left) "Hey! Didn't I used to have a brother?"
4. "The School Lunch program had to be cut back so that the teacher's pensions would be covered. Welcome to Chicago."
5. "This D-Con brand cereal tastes... funny."
Best of Double the U
Hello, Thank you for calling Weight-Watcher's technical support. How can I help you.
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The latest documentary from Baliwood..."Million Pound Baby".
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"Hey, Osama, how's it going? Have a seat. Your other seventy virgins will be here in a minute."
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Jack Sprat and his wife, the early years. (ORA?)
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Not all cows are sacred.
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Star Jones, the early years.
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Part of me wonders if that is the flour she is supposed to be rolling in.
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Aanandihta, not having great command of the English language, mistook one kind of desert for another and rushed right over to the Caption This web site when she heard it was Twink-e Tuesday.
Best of Army of Dad
Rahij is pissed that ever since their marriage was arranged his future wife didn't care about her figure.
Best of Submariner
A young Bary Soetero makes a poor decision and takes M'Chel out to dinner on their first date. This would not be the last poor decision he would make.
When E True Story returns after the break; Jeremiah Wright.
Best of dub
The QA department at Charmin has met its match.
Best of divine miss m
The Michelin Man has a lot of splainin' to do.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Best of mpur
Yum Dog Millionaire.