Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Busted



1. "Sorry guys, you can't do that here, this isn't a public library."

2. "Fashion Police, I'm going to have to confiscate those shorts."

3. "Oh, sorry Miss Maddow and Miss Degeneres. Carry on."

4. "Sorry, fellas. It's only protected speech if you're pissing on the American flag."

5. I am really hoping this *isn't* the set up to a second-rate pronographic three-way.

Best of HLam
"No, Officer, I cannot stop in midstream so that you can collect the evidence."

Best of sonicfrog
How bad have things gotten in San Francisco - The cop busts the guy NOT peeing in public!!!!

Best of dadoctah
Figures. The tea party finally gets them to build the border fence and then this is how they treat it.

Best of Dr. Doom
Bill and Ted's excellent adventure takes a disturbing detour...

Best of jj
But officer, I have euromisotisis and might die!

Best of dub
Excuse me guys, but your stances are a bit too wide. Please come with me.

Best of Vinneh
"Come on guys. Put them away. What do you think this is IMF headquarters"?

Best of Jack Reacher
"Hey, you guys! Have you seen George Michael? Oh, wait; there he is."

Best of metalgarth
Alternate future #14655: Illegal immigration will be ignored at the federal level but special stormtroopers will fine you if pee on an endagered chipmonk. (Whaddya mean that isn't an alternate future?)

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"No, officer! Stay away! It's a Penis Flytrap!"

Best of Mr Hankey
The San Francisco Fire Dept

Best of Rodney Dill
Move over boys, let a professional show you how to diddle in the bush.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Gentlemen, the rectory bay window is right on the other side of that shrubbery! No, Father O'Flanagan isn't pressing charges... oddly enough, he, um, just wanted me to thank you.

Best of dub
Sully was once again angered by Googles poor match to his search for young boys with big bush.

Best of Matt the K
Plaid and Lascivious Behavior

28 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

In Ang Lee's unfortunate remake of Monty Python and The Search for the Holy Grail the Knights Who Say Ni require our heroes to "Pi$$ on a shrubbery"

HLam said...

"No, Officer, I cannot stop in midstream so that you can collect the evidence."

sonicfrog said...

How bad have things gotten in San Francisco - The cop busts the guy NOT peeing in public!!!!

dadoctah said...

Figures. The tea party finally gets them to build the border fence and then this is how they treat it.

Dr. Doom said...

"No boys", replied the SFPD Officer, "These cuffs aren't for your hands"...

Dr. Doom said...

Bill and Ted's excellent adventure takes a disturbing detour...

jj said...

But officer, I have euromisotisis and might die!

Adriane said...

"But Officer, we're a peeans!"
'You're a peeans?!?'
"Ya! I'm German, he's French..."

dub said...

Excuse me guys, but your stances are a bit too wide. Please come with me.

Spineless Vertebra said...

"But officer, we saw this other guy having sex with a bush so we figured it was on the up and up."

Anonymous said...

"Come on guys. Put them away. What do you think this is IMF headquarters"?

Vinneh

Double the U said...

The really sad part is unless this is a federally funded "art" project, these poor guys will most likely have to register as sex offenders for the rest of their lives. (seriously)

Jack Reacher said...

"Hey, you guys! Have you seen George Michael? Oh, wait; there he is."

metalgarth said...

Alternate future #14655: Illegal immigration will be ignored at the federal level but special stormtroopers will fine you if pee on an endagered chipmonk. (Whaddya mean that isn't an alternate future?)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"No, officer! Stay away! It's a Penis Flytrap!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You're both under arrest! Nah, not for public urination... for violating the park's "Larry Craig" ordinance: No foot-tapping under holly branches!

Mr Hankey said...

The San Francisco Fire Dept

Rodney Dill said...

Move over boys, let a professional show you how to diddle in the bush.

Rodney Dill said...

Well officer, Sydney wasn't available.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Gentlemen, the rectory bay window is right on the other side of that shrubbery! No, Father O'Flanagan isn't pressing charges... oddly enough, he, um, just wanted me to thank you.

-OR-

Two little words, boys...
Poison Ivy

dub said...

Sully was once again angered by Googles poor match to his search for young boys with big bush.

Submariner said...

The p!ss test monitor hurries to catch up after getting a late start, Monday.

Submariner said...

C'mon, Prince Harry; Gimme a break. Y'know the Queen Mum holds me responsible when the press catches you doing things like this...

Submariner said...

I think my metal detector found something, Geoffrey! What did you THINK I was holding?

Matt the K said...

Plaid and Lascivious Behavior

Matt the K said...

Officer Drummond was in turn cited by his captain for Disturbing the Pees.

Submariner said...

Did I hear somebody mention "franks and beans?"

Anonymous said...

"Mary Mother of Jesus! Thirty years on the force and it's me first pissing contest."

Vinneh