Wednesday, May 18, 2011
1. "Sorry guys, you can't do that here, this isn't a public library."
2. "Fashion Police, I'm going to have to confiscate those shorts."
3. "Oh, sorry Miss Maddow and Miss Degeneres. Carry on."
4. "Sorry, fellas. It's only protected speech if you're pissing on the American flag."
5. I am really hoping this *isn't* the set up to a second-rate pronographic three-way.
Best of HLam
"No, Officer, I cannot stop in midstream so that you can collect the evidence."
Best of sonicfrog
How bad have things gotten in San Francisco - The cop busts the guy NOT peeing in public!!!!
Best of dadoctah
Figures. The tea party finally gets them to build the border fence and then this is how they treat it.
Best of Dr. Doom
Bill and Ted's excellent adventure takes a disturbing detour...
Best of jj
But officer, I have euromisotisis and might die!
Best of dub
Excuse me guys, but your stances are a bit too wide. Please come with me.
Best of Vinneh
"Come on guys. Put them away. What do you think this is IMF headquarters"?
Best of Jack Reacher
"Hey, you guys! Have you seen George Michael? Oh, wait; there he is."
Best of metalgarth
Alternate future #14655: Illegal immigration will be ignored at the federal level but special stormtroopers will fine you if pee on an endagered chipmonk. (Whaddya mean that isn't an alternate future?)
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"No, officer! Stay away! It's a Penis Flytrap!"
Best of Mr Hankey
The San Francisco Fire Dept
Best of Rodney Dill
Move over boys, let a professional show you how to diddle in the bush.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Gentlemen, the rectory bay window is right on the other side of that shrubbery! No, Father O'Flanagan isn't pressing charges... oddly enough, he, um, just wanted me to thank you.
Best of dub
Sully was once again angered by Googles poor match to his search for young boys with big bush.
Best of Matt the K
Plaid and Lascivious Behavior