1. "Awww... they're just inflatable." Andrew Sullivan's ultimate fisting fantasy was, alas, not to be.
2. You know, those are gonna come in useful for the massive Face Palm the next time Obama announces a new economic policy.
3. So, Princess Beatrice does gloves, too. Who knew.
4. Vatican flash mob.
5. The Vatican's new dress code was intend to prevent the spontaneous public masturbation that had been running rampant in St. Peter's Square.
Best of Submariner
This was Queen Elizabeth Wave Training 101. Why did they bring a picture of a dead pontiff?
Best of Submariner
While most of the church embraced the "Seig Heil to Benedict" papl edict, Francine stayed true to her Johnny Paul heart.
Best of blue
Confess to the hand
Best of metalgarth
The re-do of Hands Across America totally missed the point of the original... BTW What was point of the original one?
Best of Son Of The Godfather
OSPA - Obscure South Park Alert: "And here we see the crowd writhing with anticipation, ready to catch the communion wafers thrown by His Holiness, as is tradition. This is great day for Italy, and therefore, the world."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Opponents to sainthood hastily formed the Whack Him Upside His Head protest group and marched on the Vatican.
Best of Rodney Dill
Through a coincidence of fate Hellboy was able to pass mostly undetected.
Best of Jack Reacher
Some "Let's Make A Deal" contestants know how to game the system.
Best of Matt the K
The faithful line up to pimp-slap Sinead O'Connor.
Best of GregMan
In his first miracle following his beatification, Blessed John Paul the Great makes everyone's Pope hand strong.
Best of dadoctah
"We're Number Five!"
Best of VInney
Oddly, the Episcopal gloves had the rainbow colors.
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Wait, those arent made of latex or lambskin are they?
This was Queen Elizabeth Wave Training 101. Why did they bring a picture of a dead pontiff?
While most of the church embraced the "Seig Heil to Benedict" papl edict, Francine stayed true to her Johnny Paul heart.
confess to the hand
The new Latin mass may be longer but it has a 7th inning stretch.
Vinneh
The re-do of Hands Across America totally missed the point of the original... BTW What was point of the original one?
You need an over sized glove to clean up after the pope after he shits in the woods!
Pope makes mad endorsement cash.
OSPA - Obscure South Park Alert:
"And here we see the crowd writhing with anticipation, ready to catch the communion wafers thrown by His Holiness, as is tradition. This is great day for Italy, and therefore, the world."
No Hairy Palms! No Hairy Palms! No Hairy Palms!
The Priests Without Consciences group was comprised mostly of old biddies strongly opposed to masturbation. Timmy the ghey accolyte had his own reasons for joining.
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David Attenborough Whispers: People in rural Armenia who have never seen a coconut celebrate a different PALM Sunday.
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Opponents to sainthood hastily formed the Whack Him Upside His Head protest group and marched on the Vatican.
Through a coincidence of fate Hellboy was able to pass mostly undetected.
Some "Let's Make A Deal" contestants know how to game the system.
Excerpted from the JAMA:
Seen here is a group of members of a certain Holier-Than-Thou Right Wing Christian website who refer to themselves as 'Monors'. Clearly visible in the picture is a strange medical condition referred to as Palmus Giganticus. Scientists are puzzled by this strange medical condition which affects the Monors only on Thursdays...
I for one welcome our Catholic yellow-handed Overlords.
The faithful line up to pimp-slap Sinead O'Connor.
Holy Hand Grenades
ORA:
The Cosa di Tuti-Frutti were feared throughout Napoli...
Of course the hands had to be yellow. Couldn't have any Rosie Palmers at a pope's beatification, now could we!
In his first miracle following his beatification, Blessed John Paul the Great makes everyone's Pope hand strong.
Funny; I would have thought that since they chose yellow, they have also chosen for them to be LEFT hands...
With divine intervention, Pope John Paul's miracle only makes their hands grow big and yellow - no more going blind for Whipping the One-Eyed Wonder Weasle.
"We're Number Five!"
Oddly, the Episcopal gloves had the rainbow colors.
Vinneh
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