Thursday, May 19, 2011

Beauty and the Bomb

The Brigade


Best of David
Standard cap #27: Something something queefs.

Best of dub
That's quite a burning sensation you got there.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
If it's Thursday, Dawn's head must be exploding.

Best of jj
The punishment for not wearing a burka in Iran can be quite severe.

Best of dadoctah
In retrospect, the promotional campaign for Fukushima Light & Power was ill-timed.

Best of Submariner
Hillary mused; "On second thought, I don't think I'll take this one for my intern program. MY queefs must be the most powerful at State..."

Best of Army of Dad
And everyone thought the 'Bimbo Bombs' headline was directed at the latest J Lo movie.

Best of Army of Dad
IED, IUD, what's the difference?

20 comments:

David said...

Standard cap #27: Something something queefs.

GregMan said...

What happens when a woman turns down the head of the I.M.F.

metalgarth said...

Hopefully this 50' woman will not share the same fate as the last one. What, too soon?

dub said...

That's quite a burning sensation you got there.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

If it's Thursday, Dawn's head must be exploding.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Where will you be when your explosive laxatives kick in?

jj said...

The punishment for not wearing a burka in Iran can be quite severe.

dadoctah said...

In retrospect, the promotional campaign for Fukushima Light & Power was ill-timed.

satted said...

ooops, excuse me...

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Dyeing Bridget's hair brunette did not make it any easier for her to answer the question: "Which bomb made the biggest fireball?"

Spin said...

Maybe next time I'll just have the salad.

prince of leaves said...

Tammi mostly liked being a pyrokinetic, but it did tend to distract her dates when things got hot and heavy.

Submariner said...

Hillary mused; "On second thought, I don't think I'll take this one for my intern program. MY queefs must be the most powerful at State..."

Submariner said...

Yada, yada, yada, World War III, yeah I know; but WHERE is the bathroom?!?

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "DEFinitely no more jalapeno poppers and beer.
Definitely."

USMC2841 said...

Michael Bay presents "Transformers III-Robots on Strike".

Army of Dad said...

Weird Ann tops the charts with 'Oops I Farted again' and her career following in her distant relative's shoes was born.

Army of Dad said...

And everyone thought the 'Bimbo Bombs' headline was directed at the latest J Lo movie.

Army of Dad said...

IED, IUD, what's the difference?

Army of Dad said...

In the Ferris Bueller remake the nurse to likes 'to ----' was accompanied with unneeded animation.