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Standard cap #27: Something something queefs.
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That's quite a burning sensation you got there.
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If it's Thursday, Dawn's head must be exploding.
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In retrospect, the promotional campaign for Fukushima Light & Power was ill-timed.
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Hillary mused; "On second thought, I don't think I'll take this one for my intern program. MY queefs must be the most powerful at State..."
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And everyone thought the 'Bimbo Bombs' headline was directed at the latest J Lo movie.
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IED, IUD, what's the difference?
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Standard cap #27: Something something queefs.
What happens when a woman turns down the head of the I.M.F.
Hopefully this 50' woman will not share the same fate as the last one. What, too soon?
That's quite a burning sensation you got there.
If it's Thursday, Dawn's head must be exploding.
Where will you be when your explosive laxatives kick in?
The punishment for not wearing a burka in Iran can be quite severe.
In retrospect, the promotional campaign for Fukushima Light & Power was ill-timed.
ooops, excuse me...
Dyeing Bridget's hair brunette did not make it any easier for her to answer the question: "Which bomb made the biggest fireball?"
Maybe next time I'll just have the salad.
Tammi mostly liked being a pyrokinetic, but it did tend to distract her dates when things got hot and heavy.
Hillary mused; "On second thought, I don't think I'll take this one for my intern program. MY queefs must be the most powerful at State..."
Yada, yada, yada, World War III, yeah I know; but WHERE is the bathroom?!?
Thawt bubble; "DEFinitely no more jalapeno poppers and beer.
Definitely."
Michael Bay presents "Transformers III-Robots on Strike".
Weird Ann tops the charts with 'Oops I Farted again' and her career following in her distant relative's shoes was born.
And everyone thought the 'Bimbo Bombs' headline was directed at the latest J Lo movie.
IED, IUD, what's the difference?
In the Ferris Bueller remake the nurse to likes 'to ----' was accompanied with unneeded animation.
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