Monday, May 23, 2011
Bam-Bam in El Paso
1. ORA: "Pleased to meet you, Harvey."
2.When asked when he will finally bring unemployment down below 8%, Obama wows the press by doing "The Robot."
3. "We need more illegal immigrants to do the jobs I am not qualified to do."
4. "What about that thing? Is that a hole in the ground?" Obama fails yet another basic IQ test.
5. "You know what I really hate? Big trucks from Nationwide Magazines..."
Best of HLam
"And let me introduce you to my wife...oh damn, she must have run off to Popeye's again."
Best of jj
Is this where the alligators are going?
Best of mpur
As Barry poses for yet another photo op, two truckloads of cocaine and guns drive across the border unnoticed.
Best of metalgarth
I really wish this was a remake of Maximum Overdrive
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"...and teleprompter 4 goes right here..."
Best of Jack Reacher
"I didn't get a harrumph from those folks. See to it."
Best of Mr. Hankey
...and I left the car right there.
Best of Submariner
That citizen still has a few dollars in his wallet. Shoot him, chief.