Monday, May 23, 2011

Bam-Bam in El Paso



1. ORA: "Pleased to meet you, Harvey."

2.When asked when he will finally bring unemployment down below 8%, Obama wows the press by doing "The Robot."

3. "We need more illegal immigrants to do the jobs I am not qualified to do."

4. "What about that thing? Is that a hole in the ground?" Obama fails yet another basic IQ test.

5. "You know what I really hate? Big trucks from Nationwide Magazines..."

Best of HLam
"And let me introduce you to my wife...oh damn, she must have run off to Popeye's again."

Best of jj
Is this where the alligators are going?

Best of mpur
As Barry poses for yet another photo op, two truckloads of cocaine and guns drive across the border unnoticed.

Best of metalgarth
I really wish this was a remake of Maximum Overdrive

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"...and teleprompter 4 goes right here..."

Best of Jack Reacher
"I didn't get a harrumph from those folks. See to it."

Best of Mr. Hankey
...and I left the car right there.

Best of Submariner
That citizen still has a few dollars in his wallet. Shoot him, chief.

28 comments:

HLam said...

"And let me introduce you to my wife...oh damn, she must have run off to Popeye's again."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Blame it on Michelle. She told the Army Corps of Engineers she wanted the Mississippi moved a little to the West, then a little bit East, then she asked them to nudge it North a skosh, then it wasn't straight enough. Damn thing was sloshing over the banks. I don't think there's much damage. Property values are in the sewer anyway.

-OR-

Officer, I went to shake that birther's hand and the little pr*ck bit me. So my crack team of secret service agents executed the whole crowd. We figured to let you sort it out. I've got a plane to catch.

jj said...

Is this where the alligators are going?

jj said...

When we redraw the borders this will all be Mexico again...

jj said...

Hey Esteban, I know that you voted for McCain. That's why they took away your bullets.

JohnS1959 said...

"And over here we will dig the moat", illustrated the President, "But instead of crocodiles, at Ms. Pelosi's suggestion, we will be placing earmark hungry Representatives in there"...

bluye said...

"Pull my finger!"

mpur said...

What do you mean El Paso is a city? I thought we were having Mexican food tonight.

mpur said...

As Barry poses for yet another photo op, two truckloads of cocaine and guns drive across the border unnoticed.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Look, I welcome unsafe mexican trucks to roll down american highways, but I am opposed to subjecting innocent anchor bambinos to X-rays!
"Stop sending us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning for a free lunch."

metalgarth said...

I really wish this was a remake of Maximum Overdrive

Anonymous said...

"Stop those guys pissing in the bushes"!

Vinneh

Son Of The Godfather said...
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Son Of The Godfather said...

"...and teleprompter 4 goes right here..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hippy hippy shake

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Jeeves?... Is that a birdshit on my mother-f'n limo?... What have I told you about birdshit on my mother-f'n limo?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Pew! Pew!"

dadoctah said...

(Guy on right thotbubble): "Alright, boy, pull over. You in a heap o' trouble, boy!"

(And then, assuming Dawn still has a head at this point....)

Jack Reacher said...

"I didn't get a harrumph from those folks. See to it."

Jack Reacher said...

"Those contractors can start their relief operations as soon as their political contributions are vetted. It shouldn't take more than a couple of weeks."

Mr. Hankey said...

...and I left the car right there.

Mr. Hankey said...

No, I wasn't even close to the Sofitel in NYC last week to rape any maid. Besides, why are you questioning me with this fine piece of ..... oh yeah I understand.

Mr. Hankey said...

"..and put this plant over there!" Barry is organizing the community of El Paso.

Submariner said...

You in the uniform; Seal Team 2, right?
I noticed my favor ratings are down a couple of points so go bust a couple caps in the face of any Republi... uh, TERRORIST in that crowd over there. Please make sure that the MSNBC camera crew has a good angle.

Submariner said...

Trailors I hope to see:

MIB III:
This time the bugs win.

Submariner said...

That citizen still has a few dollars in his wallet. Shoot him, chief.

Submariner said...

"DNC sign up booth; Rainbow Coalition info booth; Acorn registration booth; AARP sign up booth; MSNBC Camera station; NAACP sign up booth; CAIR info and litigation booth; Planned Parenthood abortion scheduling booth..."

Never one to pass up a photo op, Barry O demonstrates the community organization skills that got him elected.

Mr. Hankey said...

Dseperate to help the economy, Obama puts in a pitch to sell some new Government Motors cars.