Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Another "Sorry I'm Swamped at Work" FFA

Make me proud, monors



Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Police only found a 2-minute autobiographical video in Horace's tiny apartment, but it explained a lot.

Best of Mr. Hankey
The release of the porn from Bin Laden's compound explain a lot.

Best of Double the U
I keep trying for something but the image of young bald Paul Williams, Jr. keeps popping into my head.

Best of Vinneh
That Henry Waxman has gone wild.

Best of Spin
Beefeater™ subliminal sponsor of the Fulton Street Fair.

Best of Dr. Doom
If Mr. Clean and Rosie O'Donnell had a love child... Issues would abound...

Best of Submariner
If Paul Williams and Sinead O'Connor had a love child, would anyone put it out of our misery?

Best of Matt the K
I don't know, Metalgarth...what DO you get when you cross the lead singer of Judas Priest with Iron Maiden's mascot?

Best of GregMan
Enough already with the Anthony Weiner tweets...

Best of divine miss m
Eddie Munster, his 15 minutes of fame four decades in the past, now reeks of cheap gin and despair.

Best of Dactyl
Joseph Merrick Middle School's stage production of "Mad Max" didn't go all that well, but the after-party was a blast.

Best of sonicfrog
James Carville's younger years were quite turbulent.

Best of Matt the K
Porker, I didn't even Beefeat'er.

45 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Years after his one shot at fame as Kramer's Pig Man, Ernie Bornst finally gets a starring role in a 15-second liquor commercial targeting the GHEY-BDSM crowd... and he blows his "oink oink" line!

-OR-

San Francisco MADD PSAs on the evils of drunk driving are just weird.

blue said...

Jezz dude, look in the mirror!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The NRA's still smarting over their Mr. Rogers' parody billboard campaign - "It's a Wonderful Day in the Gayborhood."

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Police only found a 2-minute autobiographical video in Horace's tiny apartment, but it explained a lot.

dadoctah said...

And so the search for a viable 2012 GOP candidate continues....

jj said...

obama's new Safe School czar shows off new, approved recess.

Mr. Hankey said...

Changes are in store the next time Dorothy visits with The Lollipop Guild

Mr. Hankey said...

The release of the porn from Bin Laden's compound explain a lot.

Mr. Hankey said...

Next for Disney: "It's A Small World: The Curse of the Drunk Pig People"

Dr. Doom said...

Ang Lee's remake of The Pirates of the Caribbean, The Butt Pirates of the Haight did not play well in Peoria...

Double the U said...

I keep trying for something but the image of young bald Paul Williams, Jr. keeps popping into my head.

Anonymous said...

That Henry Waxman has gone wild.

Vinneh

mpur said...

Ace!!!!!

Adriane said...

No way I'm drinking Porkeater, man!!! It might be, like, a relative!

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

This baby's daddy got a lot of explaining to do....

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Fortunately, this walking turd comes with its own flush handle.

Submariner said...

Mary offers Dub a couple of Beefeater's to minimize the effect of her beer gut.

or

Dub takes one look at his overnight partner and screams "How many bootles of Beefeater's did I drink!?!?"

Submariner said...

Rex had chased one too many parked cars in his youth...

Submariner said...

Two! How's about two bottles for a DNC budget plan?
No?
Three! How's about...

What worked with Teddy Kennedy isn't so effective with Harry Reid...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

TO the "anonymous" who keeps nominating this pig man for the part of Radar O'Reilly in the new M*A*S*H movie... please STOP!!!

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When compared to what Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter) did with a horse on stage, it seems Ralph Fiennes (Lord Voldermort) was stuck in a typecasting rut while on haitus.

Submariner said...

Yes, it IS a golf club in my pocket, and no, I'm NOT happy to see you.

Anonymous said...

DUH DEEB DUH DEEB DUH DEEB DUH..
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!

Spin said...

"Matt Lucas here for Beefeater™ gin"

Spin said...

Beefeater™ subliminal sponsor of the Fulton Street Fair.

Adriane said...

Dad ?!? MOM ?!?

Dr. Doom said...

If Mr. Clean and Rosie O'Donnell had a love child... Issues would abound...

metalgarth said...

Beefeat'er?.... Sorry, dude, she's not gonna let you Beefeat'er.

Submariner said...

If Paul Williams and Sinead O'Connor had a love child, would anyone put it out of our misery?

Matt the K said...

I don't know, Metalgarth...what DO you get when you cross the lead singer of Judas Priest with Iron Maiden's mascot?

Rodney Dill said...

Trig Palin, all growed up.

GregMan said...

Enough already with the Anthony Weiner tweets...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Noooo, you cants has my preciousssss!

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I think it's pretty decent of Gollum to do a PSA on binge drinking. Have you seen it? Kinda funny when he overcorrects and plows the dragon right into the horse cart.

metalgarth said...

If Paul Williams and Sinead O'Connor had a love child, would anyone put it out of our misery?


Hats off to Subby! I was thinking the same thing but could not think of the name Paul Williams to save my life

metalgarth said...

The next Star Wars movie will make you long for the days of Jar Jar Binks

divine miss m said...

Eddie Munster, his 15 minutes of fame four decades in the past, now reeks of cheap gin and despair.

Dactyl said...

Joseph Merrick Middle School's stage production of "Mad Max" didn't go all that well, but the after-party was a blast.

Dactyl said...

"Texas Chainsaw Massacre: the Next Generation!" Coming this fall on UPN!

mpur said...

Candid photo of Sir Elton John relaxing at home.

sonicfrog said...

James Carville's younger years were quite turbulent.

dadoctah said...

Answering the question: what would it take to get you to vote for Palin in 2012.

dadoctah said...

That's offensive! They prefer to be called "little pissed-off drunk people".

Matt the K said...

Porker, I didn't even Beefeat'er.

Matt the K said...

The Marketing Director of Beefeater Gin was quite upset--he had explicitly requested the freaky dude from the Motley Crüe video.

Steve O said...

This is something you do NOT want to wake up to in the morning.

Submariner said...

I think this ought to be enough to pickle Rodney's dill...

So What said...

Henru Waxman goes punk