Make me proud, monors
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Police only found a 2-minute autobiographical video in Horace's tiny apartment, but it explained a lot.
Best of Mr. Hankey
The release of the porn from Bin Laden's compound explain a lot.
Best of Double the U
I keep trying for something but the image of young bald Paul Williams, Jr. keeps popping into my head.
Best of Vinneh
That Henry Waxman has gone wild.
Best of Spin
Beefeater™ subliminal sponsor of the Fulton Street Fair.
Best of Dr. Doom
If Mr. Clean and Rosie O'Donnell had a love child... Issues would abound...
Best of Submariner
If Paul Williams and Sinead O'Connor had a love child, would anyone put it out of our misery?
Best of Matt the K
I don't know, Metalgarth...what DO you get when you cross the lead singer of Judas Priest with Iron Maiden's mascot?
Best of GregMan
Enough already with the Anthony Weiner tweets...
Best of divine miss m
Eddie Munster, his 15 minutes of fame four decades in the past, now reeks of cheap gin and despair.
Best of Dactyl
Joseph Merrick Middle School's stage production of "Mad Max" didn't go all that well, but the after-party was a blast.
Best of sonicfrog
James Carville's younger years were quite turbulent.
Best of Matt the K
Porker, I didn't even Beefeat'er.
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Years after his one shot at fame as Kramer's Pig Man, Ernie Bornst finally gets a starring role in a 15-second liquor commercial targeting the GHEY-BDSM crowd... and he blows his "oink oink" line!
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San Francisco MADD PSAs on the evils of drunk driving are just weird.
Jezz dude, look in the mirror!
The NRA's still smarting over their Mr. Rogers' parody billboard campaign - "It's a Wonderful Day in the Gayborhood."
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Police only found a 2-minute autobiographical video in Horace's tiny apartment, but it explained a lot.
And so the search for a viable 2012 GOP candidate continues....
obama's new Safe School czar shows off new, approved recess.
Changes are in store the next time Dorothy visits with The Lollipop Guild
The release of the porn from Bin Laden's compound explain a lot.
Next for Disney: "It's A Small World: The Curse of the Drunk Pig People"
Ang Lee's remake of The Pirates of the Caribbean, The Butt Pirates of the Haight did not play well in Peoria...
I keep trying for something but the image of young bald Paul Williams, Jr. keeps popping into my head.
That Henry Waxman has gone wild.
Vinneh
Ace!!!!!
No way I'm drinking Porkeater, man!!! It might be, like, a relative!
This baby's daddy got a lot of explaining to do....
Fortunately, this walking turd comes with its own flush handle.
Mary offers Dub a couple of Beefeater's to minimize the effect of her beer gut.
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Dub takes one look at his overnight partner and screams "How many bootles of Beefeater's did I drink!?!?"
Rex had chased one too many parked cars in his youth...
Two! How's about two bottles for a DNC budget plan?
No?
Three! How's about...
What worked with Teddy Kennedy isn't so effective with Harry Reid...
TO the "anonymous" who keeps nominating this pig man for the part of Radar O'Reilly in the new M*A*S*H movie... please STOP!!!
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When compared to what Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter) did with a horse on stage, it seems Ralph Fiennes (Lord Voldermort) was stuck in a typecasting rut while on haitus.
Yes, it IS a golf club in my pocket, and no, I'm NOT happy to see you.
DUH DEEB DUH DEEB DUH DEEB DUH..
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!
"Matt Lucas here for Beefeater™ gin"
Beefeater™ subliminal sponsor of the Fulton Street Fair.
Dad ?!? MOM ?!?
If Mr. Clean and Rosie O'Donnell had a love child... Issues would abound...
Beefeat'er?.... Sorry, dude, she's not gonna let you Beefeat'er.
If Paul Williams and Sinead O'Connor had a love child, would anyone put it out of our misery?
I don't know, Metalgarth...what DO you get when you cross the lead singer of Judas Priest with Iron Maiden's mascot?
Trig Palin, all growed up.
Enough already with the Anthony Weiner tweets...
Noooo, you cants has my preciousssss!
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I think it's pretty decent of Gollum to do a PSA on binge drinking. Have you seen it? Kinda funny when he overcorrects and plows the dragon right into the horse cart.
If Paul Williams and Sinead O'Connor had a love child, would anyone put it out of our misery?
Hats off to Subby! I was thinking the same thing but could not think of the name Paul Williams to save my life
The next Star Wars movie will make you long for the days of Jar Jar Binks
Eddie Munster, his 15 minutes of fame four decades in the past, now reeks of cheap gin and despair.
Joseph Merrick Middle School's stage production of "Mad Max" didn't go all that well, but the after-party was a blast.
"Texas Chainsaw Massacre: the Next Generation!" Coming this fall on UPN!
Candid photo of Sir Elton John relaxing at home.
James Carville's younger years were quite turbulent.
Answering the question: what would it take to get you to vote for Palin in 2012.
That's offensive! They prefer to be called "little pissed-off drunk people".
Porker, I didn't even Beefeat'er.
The Marketing Director of Beefeater Gin was quite upset--he had explicitly requested the freaky dude from the Motley Crüe video.
This is something you do NOT want to wake up to in the morning.
I think this ought to be enough to pickle Rodney's dill...
Henru Waxman goes punk
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