Friday, May 27, 2011

And then M'Chel's 'fro exploded



1. Obama thawtbubble: "Why is she writing the year as 2011?"

2. Obama. "Hey, Liz, why do you always say 'we' when there's only one of you? Don't you know how dumb that looks?"

3. Prince Philip liked his women like M'Chel liked her hair; big, black, and kinky.

4. "Yes, it's right here in the Pythian prophecies; a giantess with a dark halo will presage the End of the World."

5. "B is for Barry, dumb as a stump. C is for 'Chel and her gigantic rump." The queen's love for the works of Edward Gorey was a secret known only to a few Windsor insiders.

Best of prince of leaves
Michelle Obama's terrified reaction caught at the exact moment she glimpsed the green scales showing under the collar edge of the Queen's latex mask.

Best of blue
M'Chel was a bit startled after Prince Phillip goosed her.

Best of John.....just John
Married couples start behaving alike after several years of marriage. Case in point, notice how Barry and M'Chel both hold their balls when they're nervous.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Barak, loan me your pick", whispered Michele, "the humidity here just kills my hair"...

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Now then. Just let me sign this, and you're both deported and banned for life. There we go."

Best of Submariner
This.Coupon.Good.For.One.Free.Visit.To.Any.London.Hair-Cuttery...
Liz also gives presents.

Best of Jack Reacher
"That new Chrysler 200 is almost yours, Your Highness. Press hard; it's four copies."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The Queen often entertained visiting dignitaries by showing how good she was at coloring inside the lines.

Best of Mr. Hankey
...and with that, the entire cast is signed up for the remake of "Get Christie Love".

Best of dadoctah
Triggering a traumatic fourth-grade flashback for Barry, Mrs Mountbatten also took off points for spelling.

37 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Michelle, get your fingers away from that outlet"!

Vinneh

prince of leaves said...

"And so, to end the misery of being surrounded by idiots, bumblers, and monors, I have decided to throw myself from Tower Bridge. Goodbye, cruel world! XOXOXO, Liz."

prince of leaves said...

Michelle Obama's terrified reaction caught at the exact moment she glimpsed the green scales showing under the collar edge of the Queen's latex mask.

prince of leaves said...

"Dear Diary: Yes, it's another painful state visit from those obnoxious and ill-bred Obamas. You'll never guess what Barry did at the state dinner this evening..."

prince of leaves said...

Prince Phillip's thought bubble: "Mmm, ehhh, errmm, mmeh...when do the virgin sacrifices start...Mmrrrrh, erhmm, mehh..."

blue said...

M'Chel was a bit startled after Prince Phillip goosed her.

prince of leaves said...

Barry thought bubble: "Hmm...why does she have the power to sign death warrants, and I don't?"

John.....just John said...

Married couples start behaving alike after several years of marriage. Case in point, notice how Barry and M'Chel both hold their balls when they're nervous.

Dr. Doom said...

"Barak, loan me your pick", whispered Michele, "the humidity here just kills my hair"...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Michelle's Thawtbubble - I'll get whoever pranked me. "70's Funk-adelic" theme my ass.

-OR-

Queen Mum - So, this reparations check for $10 billion dollars settles all outstanding claims for the sacking of your Capitol, right? Explain again why I'm making this out to your daughters' college fund?

WordVerify: hylatent - Proper arms-length greeting for someone whose cold sores are in remission.

Double the U said...

The Michellosaurus was known to spread open the round crests on its head and spit a paralyzing secretion before attacking its prey.

metalgarth said...

3 seconds after finding out there weren't any ghetto fried chicken joints in London

mpur said...

M'chele sees one of the many Windsor Castle ghosts.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Now then. Just let me sign this, and you're both deported and banned for life. There we go."

Adriane said...

"I liked those 4 & 20 blackbirds y'all baked in that pie!" gushed Michelle.
"We know ..." whispered Prince Philip.

Submariner said...

There! Transfer papers are all signed and official.
So GOOD of you to give us back 13 colonies, Barry. But I must ask, why are these 13 referred to a "Red States?"

Submariner said...

This.Coupon.Good.For.One.Free.Visit.To.Any.London.Hair-Cuttery...

Liz also gives presents.

Submariner said...

After seeing this photo, I'll bet ANYone 20 buckaroos that M'Chel's drapes match the curtains.
Any takers?
Anyone?
Buehler?

Submariner said...

The Queen Mum's house servants were especially attentive as she prepared her will.



Dawn, head, >boom<

Submariner said...

Cap This! Standard #21

Dear Penthouse; I NEVER thought your letters were real until this actually happended to me...

Dactyl said...

Apparently Michelle is related to Dawn.

[BTW: who is Dawn, and what is the problem with her head?]

Jack Reacher said...

"That new Chrysler 200 is almost yours, Your Highness. Press hard; it's four copies."

Jack Reacher said...

Philip "No, no; if you're going to draw it, draw it right. It's quite a bit bigger than that, after all."

Jack Reacher said...

Queen "Why, look here; it's a college thesis. No, I'm just kidding! M'Chel, are you okay?"

jimmy said...

The Queen signed the Duke of Edinburgh's death warrant after he dared to show up at a state dinner with an aging Lola Falana as his date.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Queen often entertained visiting dignitaries by showing how good she was at coloring inside the lines.

-OR-

To kill time while waiting for Liz to finish calculating the tip for the state dinner, Obamalama and 'Chel start singing -
Duke Duke Duke Duke of Earl
Duke Duke Duke of Earl
Duke Duke Duke of Earl
Duke Duke Duke of Earl.

jj said...

Where you be when your Afro-Sheen kicks in?

Usual Diane disclaimer...

Kaptain Krude said...

OC(Canadian)RA: "...of sound mind, do bequeath to Phillip... a boot to the head! WHOMP! And one for Michelle and the wimp! WHOMP WHOMP!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"'Please help, the Negroes are revolting! Anything within my kingdom shall be yours!' There, all done! Does anyone have a bottle?"

Kaptain Krude said...

Isn't black supposed to be slimming?

Anonymous said...

Prince Phillip doing an Austin Powers:

"Yeah baby. Love your Foxxy Cleopatra whig."

Vinneh

Anonymous said...

"Mr. Obama, what year is it? Ha, ha, ha, ha"!

Vinneh

Mr Hankey said...

Obama is already picturing the press conference as he negotiates "no taxation without representation" treaty - continuing his path of taking credit for the work of previous presidents.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Obamalama to Queen: I may be smiling, but inside I'm feeling the weight of centuries of oppression. I'm part Irish, y'know? How's about Michelle arm wrestles you for your crown?

Mr. Hankey said...

...and with that, the entire cast is signed up for the remake of "Get Christie Love".

Mr. Hankey said...

Chaz Bono is now illegal in 2 countries.

dadoctah said...

Triggering a traumatic fourth-grade flashback for Barry, Mrs Mountbatten also took off points for spelling.