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Zoe, a zeer, a female zeer ...
eeww ... bugeyes
My liege! I have only just married my beloved. Thou wantest me to put that thing where?!? Surely thou doth jest.
Wench Thawtbubble: English is such an odd language. Imagine... some bones aren't actually bones.
Zoe was about to be awarded the best historically accurate costume prize, when one of the judges asked about the Wonder Bra.
Zoe? More like 'Zowie!', amirite?wv: flautgul - yep, she looks like a flautist to me, too.
Damn I'm glad I wear plaid...
Well! I think we all know now where dub was when his laxative kicked in.
Aaargh, matey. She'll do fer old Subby. Aye; she'll do.
Bosom button mishap in 3.2.1PING!
C'mon, you're a sorcerer,that thing won't make either of us smile.
Unlike her sister, Zoe was not used to seeing male bones.
Loved She, hated Him.
How do I say this delicately? Can't you cast an "Engorgio" spell on it, or something?
Apparently, Marvin was right about his performance...
What's this? A perfumed pirate hooker?
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