Tuesday, April 05, 2011

Taxi!

Brender



1. On the plus side, cab drivers in Detroit now accept payment in bottle caps.

2. I usually don't pick up hitchhikers, but I've got a good feeling about this guy!

3.Showing a little leg never fails to get the truckers' attention.

4. Just a thought, if there were ever a RenFaire in Kabul, would anyone notice?

5. Most guys when impaled through the shoulder would have just called an ambulance.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Man I hope I don't get one of those Pakistani cab drivers", thought Jalil as he hailed a cab...

Best of jj
Dennis Miller has really let himself go.

Best of mpur
Fasil's rendition of "Fiddler on the Roof" was going great until he got shot.

Best of Vinney
Not another Jack Black movie!

Best of Jack Reacher
Apparently a method actor, Zach Galifianakis spends a lot of time in-character.

Best of Oiao
"Two Dinar! Two Dinar and I no spit on your potograph lens!"

Best of Dactyl
Yo, two to sell! Two for Charlie Sheen, who wants Charlie Sheen?

Best of racerboy and divine miss m
"Matters of the right hand" apparently include hailing taxis.

Best of blue
Two!!! Two women kissing!!!
I think I'll blow my self up!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Would you care to donate to a worthy cause? I'm collecting for the Terrorist's Widows & Orphans Fund. You want I should do a little jig first?

Best of dadoctah
World's least successful flashmob.

Best of Submariner
Achmed got the dancing moves down pretty well, but where will he find a white suit and more importantly, a disco, anywhere in Khabul?

26 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

"Man I hope I don't get one of those Pakistani cab drivers", thought Jalil as he hailed a cab...

Dr. Doom said...

Product placement issues ultimately killed the Syrian version of the Bud Light campaign that had been so popular in America... (yeah but he's got a case of Bud Light)

Dr. Doom said...

The Berkley, California Police Department arrested this gentleman because (choose the best answer):

a) He fit the profile of a terrorist.
b) He was carrying unlicensed firearms.
c) He appeared to be homeless and may have been a threat to the citizenry.
d) He was blatantly smoking on a public street.

jj said...

Dennis Miller has really let himself go.

mpur said...

Fasil's rendition of "Fiddler on the Roof" was going great until he got shot.

dadoctah said...

Of all the cultural elements they *could* have imported from the West, why on earth did they choose street mimes?

Anonymous said...

Not another Jack Black movie!

vinney

Jack Reacher said...

Looks like someone's on his way to the "Torpedo Of Truth" show.

Jack Reacher said...

Apparently a method actor, Zach Galifianakis spends a lot of time in-character.

WV: arsewin. Our British friends would have a field day with that one.

Anonymous said...

Another middle-eastern man is looking for a two year old bride.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Beware the Taliban IED garden gnome.

-OR-

Thawtbubble: Whew, must be 123 degrees in the shade! When I get home, I'm stoning Jasmina for talking me into wearing a robe AND a long-sleeve shirt.

-OR-

Thawtbubble: Dammit, not a taxi in sight. I'm gonna miss all the death and destruction at the anti-qur'an burning peace rally!

-OR-

Casting call for the Syrian remake of The Three Stooges - Hazzan nails the part of Curly by ululating that famous wooh wooh wooh wooh wooh wooh to hail a camel.

-OR-

In downtown Kabul, you either stop when Baseem's in the crosswalk... or you die.

Anonymous said...

"Two Dinar! Two Dinar and I no spit on your potograph lens!"

or,

Giving the British the 'I've got mine sign'.... You are doing it wrong!

or

"Hurry, we go to the battlefront now. By Allah, There are only two virgins left and I must claim them!"

-Oiao

Dactyl said...

Akim hailed a cab to take him down to the bazaar for some hummus. Two hours later, he got shot by Indiana Jones.

Dactyl said...

Yo, two to sell! Two for Charlie Sheen, who wants Charlie Sheen?

racerboy and divine miss m said...

Standard cap #46:

Raise your hand if your're sure.

Or if you and your whole tribe desperately need some.

Anonymous said...

The Arabian remake of 'Jeremiah Johnson' had a great trailer but flopped at the box office. Urban Camels are no substitue for Rocky Grizzleys, in any market.

-Oiao

divine miss m said...

Oh, stewardess? Stewardess? What's the in-flight movie today?

racerboy said...

"Excuse me, Sir? Madam? Have you heard about Dianetics??

racerboy and divine miss m said...

"Matters of the right hand" apparently include hailing taxis.

blue said...

Two!!! Two women kissing!!!
I think I'll blow my self up!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Would you care to donate to a worthy cause? I'm collecting for the Terrorist's Widows & Orphans Fund. You want I should do a little jig first?

Submariner said...

Next! C'mon, c'mon;
that potential car swarm site won't wait all day...

Submariner said...

What am I bid?
I have the magic red dixie cups once used by Sean Penn to dewater New Orleans!
What am I bid?

Submariner said...

Standard AP Caption:
In a nearly deserted city center along the pristine Gaza seashore once bustling with commerce and tourism prior to the war-crime laden, ethnic-cleansing actions of the IDF, Muhammed Ma'aliki, a poor single father of 3 peacfully hawks his self-made wares to the few tourists that will brave the blood-thirsty Israeli aggression.

dadoctah said...

World's least successful flashmob.

Submariner said...

Achmed got the dancing moves down pretty well, but where will he find a white suit and more importantly, a disco, anywhere in Khabul?