Tuesday, April 05, 2011

Taming of the Shrewsday


1. Her pick-up line, "Wanna see my posse" works every time.

2. Remake of Brokeback Mountain.... not so bad, AKSHULLY.

3. "I think he said the new sheriff was a thespian."

4. "Howdy, Domestic Pardner"

5. Annie Get Your Gum.

Best of Submariner
I'd sure like to see what all those people in the background are looking at if this doesn't draw 'em...

Best of kg
Get a room.
Or stay right there.

Best of jj
The 2012 Hillary Intern Reunion definitely lived up to expectations.

Best of mpur
Funny, they don't look Lebanese.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Here comes Ellen--act natural!"

Best of divine miss m
Weather today calls for a collision between two warm fronts.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Sgt. Carter's best performance ever on SG-1: Distracting the Jaffa traitor with a sensual smooch, Samantha reaches into the abdominal pouch and yanks out a larval Goa'uld... Jane experiences that classic post-coital empty feeling.

Best of Vinney
"Momma's don't let you daughters grow up to be lesbos."

Best of dadoctah
"Oh boy", thought Dr Beckett, "I'm really going to enjoy this Leap."

Best of Submariner
Yet another woman ruined for the rest of MANkind by marriage to Lyle Lovett...

24 comments:

Spineless Vertebra said...

Best. Gay. Tuesday. EVER!

Submariner said...

I think I'll the new remake of West World...

Submariner said...

I'd sure like to see what all those people in the background are looking at if this doesn't draw 'em...

dub said...

Why yes, in fact they ARE vagitarians.

dub said...

I told you that Free Weed is a gateway drug!!

kg said...

Get a room.

Or stay right there.

jj said...

The 2012 Hillary Intern Reunion definitely lived up to expectations.

mpur said...

Funny, they don't look Lebanese.

Jack Reacher said...

Hey, you two! Nothing, just...hey.

Jack Reacher said...

"Here comes Ellen--act natural!"

Kaptain Krude said...

Looks like Hissary (I mean, Hillary) has decided to run for President in 2012 after all!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Tongue! I wanna see tongue!

-OR-

Boobs! I wanna see boobs!

-OR-

I know VtheK's busy, but I wish he'd have made sure this pr0n video worked. Damn thing seems to be stuck on pause and I can't find the => button!

Anonymous said...

Annie, strap on your gun.


...............arf

divine miss m said...

Weather today calls for a collision between two warm fronts.

Anonymous said...

Ooooo Wheeeeee!
I'd sho'like to be the meat between
those two pieces of white bread.
--or--
Question answered:
Where d white women at?

With each other

Spin said...

When Two Wombs Collide


VW - coedu Something we'll hafta dicker over.

blue said...

Hello Cowgirl in the sand....

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sgt. Carter's best performance ever on SG-1: Distracting the Jaffa traitor with a sensual smooch, Samantha reaches into the abdominal pouch and yanks out a larval Goa'uld... Jane experiences that classic post-coital empty feeling.

Submariner said...

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun...

Submariner said...

Yippe-eye-ohhhhhhhh, Cow Patty!

Anonymous said...

"Momma's don't let you daughters grow up to be lesbos."

Vinney

dadoctah said...

"Oh boy", thought Dr Beckett, "I'm really going to enjoy this Leap."

Spin said...

Thought bubble of the little Dutch boy:
"If I plug these dykes I'm not getting my digits back"

Submariner said...

Yet another woman ruined for the rest of MANkind by marriage to Lyle Lovett...