Friday, April 29, 2011

Something Science Fictiony for Friday


1. Nice of M'Chel's parents to drop by the White House.

2. "There's a problem with the defense grid. Every time I try to fire a weapon, it jumps to a page asking me to sign up for Google."

3. G'Kar's use of an old Earth pick-up line, "Do I make you horny baby?" misfires badly.

4. "I can't believe the Episcopals rejected us for the ministry. If only we were gay or something."

5. "Told you it was easy to crash a state dinner as long as you looked foreign."

Best of mpur
Delenn's thought bubble: "Man, I wish I was some crazy French chick stranded on an island..."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Fnerg's age spots continue to worsen but as you can see in this unretouched photo of Znerg's head, Olay's Spot-b-Gone cream really works! Call today for a free sample.

Threadwinner: dub
....and this is my husband, Captain SugarSmacksHead.

Best of Mr. Hankey
We're hear to return these really cool Bose headphones that...uh...don't fit my wife's freaked out ears.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Next week Trump gets Michelle to show us her birth certificate with unusual results.

Better Threadwinner: prince of leaves
B5ORA: G'Kar is a little put off by Delenn's blunt refusal to eat his spoo.

Best of Spin
Does all Babylonian pr0n start the same way?

Best of Vinneh
Tareq and Michaele Salahi crash the state dinner at Star Fleet Headquarters.

19 comments:

JohnS1959 said...

The Klingon versions of Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi prepare to address a meeting of the Federation and detail why they want to cede command of all the war birds to the Ferengi NATO commander...

blue said...

Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi saying goodbye...

mpur said...

Delenn's thought bubble: "Man, I wish I was some crazy French chick stranded on an island..."

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"I sorry folks, this invitation is for Charles & Dianna's wedding - you are 30 years too late - you must have misprogrammed the Time Warp drive!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Intergalactic Hair Club for Girls - FAIL

-OR-

Delenn's Thawtbubble: Another rotten night's sleep. How I wish we could go back to the "good old days" of hair curlers!

-OR-

Fnerg's age spots continue to worsen but as you can see in this unretouched photo of Znerg's head, Olay's Spot-b-Gone cream really works! Call today for a free sample.

dub said...

....and this is my husband, Captain SugarSmacksHead.

(got nuthin)

dub said...

"Cancel the attack!! Look at the size of them, they'd crush us!!"

Fortunately for us, Admiral G'Kar used Caption This on a Thursday when analyzing his ability to destroy earthlings.

(seriously, got nuthin)

Mr. Hankey said...

We're hear to return these really cool Bose headphones that...uh...don't fit my wife's freaked out ears.

Mr. Hankey said...

Next week Trump gets Michelle to show us her birth certificate with unusual results.

GregMan said...

Man, is IBM getting desperate for more H-1B's, or what?

GregMan said...

"And then her head exploded. See?"

prince of leaves said...

G'Kar: "Well, now, that was a real bone-headed thing to-- Oh, right, sorry..."

prince of leaves said...

B5ORA: G'Kar is a little put off by Delenn's blunt refusal to eat his spoo.

Spin said...

Does all Babylonian pr0n start the same way?

dadoctah said...

Somewhere in the distance, a dermatologist is heard sobbing....

Johnny Weir said...

Ugh! Shoulder pads are so-o-o-o-o 2258."

Adriane said...

Join the Hair Club for Men? ... but why?

sonicfrog said...

A glimpse into the moment just before the ill conceived Calamari joke... And Yes, it didn't go over well....

Anonymous said...

Tareq and Michaele Salahi crash the state dinner at Star Fleet Headquarters.

Vinney