Friday, April 29, 2011

Royal Whatchamajigger Free F'rall

1. "Check this out, I learned it from some cowboy lesbians."

Best of prince of leaves
"Figurehead monarchy my ass." Everyone else was all smiles on the big day, but the reincarnation of Richard III (left) was already plotting her bloody ascent to the throne.

Best of Jack Reacher
Little girl on left "Peasants. If they're driving a vehicle that gets 8 miles to the gallon, maybe it's time to trade it in."

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"I wonder how he'll take it when I tell him I'm preggers and Andy is the daddy!"

Best of Mr. Hankey
The scene right before Kate looks over the ledge and flashes her Ozzy salute.

Best of Vinneh
"Take this as a compliment, but dad said he'd love to be your tampon."

Best of Submariner
Little girl on left; "Will, you lying ba$tard! You said you'd wait for me..."

24 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Little girl on left
"If they pat me on the head one more time I'm sending them away to the cornfield."

Jack Reacher said...

Little girl on right
"Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbitz. Can't do a bloody thing about the bald patch, though, Mate. At least you didn't get Dad's ears."

prince of leaves said...

Little Miss #17-Soon-To-Be-#18-In-Line on the left took the event a little harder than her sister, Little Miss #16-Soon-To-Be-#17-In-Line, on the right.

prince of leaves said...

"Figurehead monarchy my ass." Everyone else was all smiles on the big day, but the reincarnation of Richard III (left) was already plotting her bloody ascent to the throne.

blue said...

instead of kissing queens like he did at the bachelor party, Wills only got to kiss a queen-to-be

Jack Reacher said...

Little girl on left
"Peasants. If they're driving a vehicle that gets 8 miles to the gallon, maybe it's time to trade it in."

blue said...

girl: "These 2 were never on the cover of Tiger beat like Barry was!"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"I wonder how he'll take it when I tell him I'm preggers and Andy is the daddy!"

Dr. Doom said...

Those Brits sure have some strange customs. In America the door man just holds the door open for the bride...

Dr. Doom said...

Unfortunately shortly after this kiss, Prince Harry burst into song, "I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok"...

HLam said...

Kate: "What's with the stiff upper lip Bill?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

All over the world, frustrated women are mumbling, "I give it 6 months."

-OR-

Kate's a hottie, and the BBC is negotiating for the rights to a TV series spin off called Royal Wife Swap.

WordVerify: Supturdi - As if Monday's aren't bad enough, as the earth's rotation slows, NIST plans to add an 8th day to the week.

Mr. Hankey said...

Which one should we throw in the dungeon to clean up the castle with all of the talking mice?

Mr. Hankey said...

The scene right before Kate looks over the ledge and flashes her Ozzy salute.

Mr. Hankey said...

Hey, what did the Obama's get you?

Mr. Hankey said...

Ughh...who taught you how to kiss?? Your mother??

Submariner said...

Williams whisper; "NOW will you go to bed with me?"

Submariner said...

ORA:

Little girl on right; "Look Willy; there're airplanes over'ead..."

Submariner said...

ORA:

Kate pulls back; "No tongue."

jj said...

William, "I can't wait for tonight"

Kate, "We're married now. Those royal balls go into my lock-box".

jj said...

Kate, "How come your step-mum reminds me of Frau Blucher (horse whinnies)?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5IWHt4OoNk&feature=related

Anonymous said...

"Shit, did you realize yoiur brother wore his Nazi uniform? That bastard"!

Vinney

Anonymous said...

"Take this as a compliment, but dad said he'd love to be your tampon."

Vinney

Submariner said...

Little girl on left; "Will, you lying ba$tard! You said you'd wait for me..."