Monday, April 11, 2011

Race to the Top

Sondra K


1. ORA: Elliot Ness and his men just let the baby carriage crash, figuring the mother was better off not being punished with a baby,

2. ORA: Mad with power and tired of golf, the prez orders his staff to join him an a re-enactment of Duran Duran's "Is There Something I Should Know" video.

3. "The Temple of Bacchus is always so crowded this time of year."

4. You thought Dear Reader's Stage Set at the 2008 DNC Convention was over the top, just wait until 2012.

5. "Rosie O'Donnell has stopped retaining water! Quickly, to higher ground!"

Best of Vinney
"Last one to the top ain't got no mother."
"Sorry Mister President."

Best of Mr. Hankey
Obama upstages the Glee kids in his latest musical performance.

Best of Rodney Dill
Throw up your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You'll be surprised, you're doing the French Mistake
Voila!

Best of USMC2841
Screw you, Rodney! I'm working for Mel Brooks.

Best of blue
"Quick!!!! To the Bat Mobile!!!!!"

Best of Mr. Hankey
William Ayers must have left another package on the street...

Best of Dactyl
ADRIENNE!!!

Best of prince of leaves
SS agent, moments later: "Ben Gay, sir?"
Obama: "Not since the last time I stayed at uncle Frank's."

Best of Matt the K
Another one of Mrs. O's SBD's sends the Secret Service into OPCON 7.

Best of mpur
On the Secret Service radio: "Urkel on the move! Repeat, Urkel on the move!"

Best of Submariner
Aieeeeee! Godzirrah!

Best of Rodney Dill
"Charlie Murphy's cooking Johnsonville brats."

Best of GregMan
"Free government cheese!"

Best of GregMan
"There's the white women!"

Best of Submariner
We've already been through this once, Mr. President; "Running for President" is just a phrase...

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Last one to the top ain't got no mother."

"Sorry Mister President."

Vinney

dub said...

Obama poses for a photo shoot in:

www.bringvictory.com

DLTO
(Dawn Loves This One)

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Q: Why are all the agents smiling despite the team's 2 heart attacks, 3 torn knee ligaments and 1 set of teeth knocked out by a fall onto the hard steps?
A: Unlike most of America, they have great guaranteed prepaid health insurance coverage.

-OR-

Thawtbubble of guy behind Obamalama: Well sure he's running faster. All he carried was that old lady's dentucream and toilet paper. I had to lug the frozen turkey, 3 6-packs of beer and a 40-lb bag of cat chow!

-OR-

QUICK! Everyone hide! Michelle's upset about something.

Mr. Hankey said...

Obama upstages the Glee kids in his latest musical performance.

JohnS1959 said...

"Hurry boys - she's gaining on me", cried the President during a recurring dream that began just after he declared for the 2012 campaign...

jj said...

I can haz cheeseburger...

Rodney Dill said...


Throw up your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You'll be surprised, you're doing the French Mistake
Voila!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Black Entertainment presents Blogan's Run, a metaphor for hope and change. A banking holocast destroyed the world. Blogan is chased to the steps of the old capitol by white Sandmen. Will the computer give him 4 more years to find Sanctuary or has his time run out?

USMC2841 said...

Screw you, Rodney! I'm working for Mel Brooks.

USMC2841 said...

Four years from a $300K public pension and I get assigned to guard Kenyan Rocky.

blue said...

"Quick!!!! To the Bat Mobile!!!!!"

Mr. Hankey said...

It's a run on Birth Certificates!

Mr. Hankey said...

William Ayers must have left another package on the street...

Dactyl said...

ADRIENNE!!!

Anonymous said...

visit Annie's Place

Anonymous said...

I know it might just be spam, but then again, in this day and age does anyone click on a link provided by anonymous and risk a malware infection from them's who doesn't appreciate sick intercourse humor?

prince of leaves said...

SS agent, moments later: "Ben Gay, sir?"

Obama: "Not since the last time I stayed at uncle Frank's."

Anonymous said...

running to his next job:

bedpan unsulication technician

Rodney Dill said...

Left Side Story
Obama: The Musical

JohnS1959 said...

"No - that's not a tsunami boys", shouted the President, "It looks like the electorate has finally figured it out - run for high ground - every, um man , for himself"!

Adriane said...

And she's buying the stairway ... to Heaven!

Matt the K said...

Another one of Mrs. O's SBD's sends the Secret Service into OPCON 7.

mpur said...

On the Secret Service radio: "Urkel on the move! Repeat, Urkel on the move!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

After the motorcade stopped at 7-11 for giant Slurpees, one agent casually mentioned that the town meeting hall only had 1 urinal... and the race was on.

Submariner said...

Aieeeeee! Godzirrah!

or

Aieeeeee! Clingers!

Submariner said...

Now, FLEE before the taxpayers realize I gave 'em an IOU for $30 Trillion...

Submariner said...

M'Chel's in heat! You only have to run faster than ONE fellow agent!

Spineless Vertebra said...

Those steps look like they could use some guys with high heels on.

Rodney Dill said...

"Charlie Murphy's cooking Johnsonville brats."

Rodney Dill said...

Obama shows his willingness to take more than one step at a time in his quest for socialism.

GregMan said...

"Free government cheese!"

GregMan said...

"There's the white women!"

Submariner said...

We've already been through this once, Mr. President; "Running for President" is just a phrase...