Wednesday, April 06, 2011

One of these things, not like the others...

Al


1. The Hogwarts Sorting Hat is the latest celebrity to come out of the closet.

2. Keith Olbermann attempts to slip incognito into the journalists' convention.

3. "It's not really my hat, I'm just trying to meet some French lesbians."

4. The other members of Turkish Parliament were unimpressed with Tazgar. "All hat, No Goats," they would say.

5. Before Matt Drudge settled on a tasteful fedora, there were other test balloons.

Best of Jack Reacher
I see James O'Keefe is working on another ACORN sting.

Best of Aarons cc:
If I wore a blue hat, yadda biddy biddy biddy yadda biddy biddy bom, all day long I'd biddy biddy bom, if I wore a big blue hat.

Best of dadoctah
Over forty years after Woodstock, Wavy Gravy still looks surprisingly spry.

Best of blue
"wear a hat & hide in plain site she said..."

Best of Submariner
Although nowhere near as popular as his cousin, Weird Al,"Mishugah Moe" Yankovic did experience limited success with the release of "Yiddish Paradise."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Thawtbubble: Well, hell's bells, do I feel stupid. The team's not signing autographs today!

Threadwinner: Adriane
Well, with the Belgians not having a government after 300 days, I think we're going to be seeing a lot more smurfs trying to sneak out of the country ...

Best of Vinney
"Maybe while Devo sings I'll just slip out unnoticed."

Best of Rodney Dill
In more recent years Salman Rushdie has been able to go out in public.

Best of Matt the K
The "Where's Schlomo" series of books proved to be quite popular among the Hassidics.

Best of Spineless Vertebra
"And that's just the length of my hat, baby" Dave's pick-up lines had a tendency to fail miserably.

25 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

I see James O'Keefe is working on another ACORN sting.

Jack Reacher said...

Sometimes The Man In The Hat just needed to get away from that damned monkey.

Dr. Doom said...

The Obama Administration's ambassador to Inner Jerkistan went over about as well as the 50 tons of canned Spam they sent as humanitarian aid...

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING:

The 2011 National Democratic Party Convention kicked off today with the traditional Islamic prayer for peace and death to all joooooooo...

Developing...

dadoctah said...

Competition at this year's Battle of the Bands was fierce.

Anonymous said...

If I wore a blue hat, yadda biddy biddy biddy yadda biddy biddy bom, all day long I'd biddy biddy bom, if I wore a big blue hat.

--Aaron's cc:

dadoctah said...

Over forty years after Woodstock, Wavy Gravy still looks surprisingly spry.

blue said...

"wear a hat & hide in plain site she said..."

Submariner said...

Although nowhere near as popular as his cousin, Weird Al,"Mishugah Moe" Yankovic did experience limited success with the release of "Yiddish Paradise."

Submariner said...

Standard Cap #37:
"Screw you; I work for Mel Brooks!"

Submariner said...

Can you guess who in this picture is feeling a little verklempt?

Submariner said...

Having Butler and 5 against every other member of the Sanhedrin, Moishe decided it was time to stage his own exodus...



v word - alastate - the Italian good hands company.

Submariner said...

"This is not the 'noid you're looking for."
Old Knesset mind tricks.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The union between the Wicked Witch of the West Bank and Bozo the Clown produced some very strange offspring.

-OR-

Thawtbubble: Well, hell's bells, do I feel stupid. The team's not signing autographs today!

-OR-

"Oi, what a turnout," thought Rabbi Canker as he turned and exited. "Perhaps this isn't the best time to add some levity to a bris!"

Adriane said...

Well, with the Belgians not having a government after 300 days, I think we're going to be seeing a lot more smurfs trying to sneak out of the country ...

Anonymous said...

"Maybe while Devo sings I'll just slip out unnoticed."

Vinney

JohnS1959 said...

The new RNC version of Where's Waldo asks the viewer to find the American delegate to the Middle East Peace talks.

VW: dises - noun - devices community organizers use to determine foreign policy.

Rodney Dill said...

In more recent years Salman Rushdie has been able to go out in public.

mpur said...

I was wondering what Papa Smurf was up to these days.

Spin said...

Arab Israelis always seem to stick out.

MissC said...

"Not Syrian, not Syrian."

Matt the K said...

The "Where's Schlomo" series of books proved to be quite popular among the Hassidics.

Spineless Vertebra said...

"And that's just the length of my hat, baby" Dave's pick-up lines had a tendency to fail miserably.

Rodney Dill said...

"Thank God, I don't have the wear one of those stupid Fez's."

Anonymous said...

Worst life-sized game of "Where's Waldo" ever played!