Thursday, April 21, 2011

Offering Her Breasts to the God

8 comments:

dub said...

I see you've already met Peter North....

Army of Dad said...

ORA: My god, it's full of stars

Rodney Dill said...

...and I accept.

DaveP. said...

Are you there, God? It's me, cleavage.

Verification word: "mamic".

Spin said...

Bruce prays you won't notice 'the tuck' until he can afford to take care of it.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

By staring directly at the ceiling whenever she walked, Charlene just barely remained upright... thus convincing her that she could get those puppies augmented jest a teeensy bit more.

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Dub rates that thigh/hip fat bulge a fail.
Carpe rates the boobs a fail.
The other sick intercourses? Drool and various bodily fluids keep causing the point cards to slip from their grasp.

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Cases of Pendulous Oscillationitis, or as it's colloquially known - "Bobblehead Doll Whiplash" - show a direct statistical correlation with the number of female joggers getting boob jobs.

dadoctah said...

"Ah whip mah streamers back an' forth! Ah whip mah streamers back and forth!"

Anonymous said...

Zeus accepts your offering!