1. "Caught one! Let's cut its d--- off!"
2. Flashback 1984: The East German Dwarf Tossing Team practices for the LA Olympic Games. Alas, their chance for the gold was not to be.
3. Deeming Billy's lack of interest in Barbie dolls "An affront to the sisterhood," Belinda and Aunt Jean dislocated his arms.
4. Soon, his broken, emasculated body would be found in the barren field... like all the other victims.
5. "Our Lord Satan will be most pleased with this one. Quick, let's get him on the altar."
Best of Passionate Conservative
Sure Aunt Butch, I'll go along. One question...what's a sybian?
Best of Submariner
When did k.d. lang start dating John Goodman?
Best of dadoctah
♫ Come and knock on our door.
We've been waiting for you,
Where the kisses are
Hers and Hers and His.
Three's Company too! ♪♪
Best of Matt the K
Oddly, Marge and Stella were oblivious to the irony of naming their son Butch.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Prequel to Planet Earth - A young John Saxon awakens from suspended animation and is unfazed to learn he'll be made a dink. However, when he matures several years later he had a slightly different reaction- YOU WANT TO DO WHAT TO MY WHAT?
Best of Jack Reacher
There's a reason they submitted the lowest bid for the land mine removal contract.
Best of blue
Chaz Bono and her clone take Chasity Jr out for a walk.
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Boy George has really let himself go.
Happy Thurzday everyone!!
Kyle has his own "Swinger Set"
There have been no earthquakes noted as a result of this picture.
Come back here, dammit; we didn't do your nails for the ad shoot yet!
Sure Aunt Butch, I'll go along. One question...what's a sybian?
5 years from now he'll be shocked to discover he doesn't have the biggest dong in the household
ORA
Nothin'
Nothin'
Feeding the C.H.U.D. pit, havin' a few Buds with my girl.
You?
When did k.d. lang start dating John Goodman?
♫ Come and knock on our door.
We've been waiting for you,
Where the kisses are
Hers and Hers and His.
Three's Company too! ♪♪
wv: thirope. The classical Greek muse of B&D.
Oddly, Marge and Stella were oblivious to the irony of naming their son Butch.
Two lesbians walk into a boy...stop me if you've heard this one.
"What is that Timmy - you say you like girls?", queried Mommy 1.
"Ewwww", squeeled Mommy 2, "No, wait..."
Prequel to Planet Earth - A young John Saxon awakens from suspended animation and is unfazed to learn he'll be made a dink. However, when he matures several years later he had a slightly different reaction- YOU WANT TO DO WHAT TO MY WHAT?
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In school, Johnny often brags, "My Mom can beat up your Dad!"
There's a reason they submitted the lowest bid for the land mine removal contract.
Chaz Bono and her clone take Chasity Jr out for a walk.
What's the most unusual item in this picture? A Lesbian wearing a skirt?
Kyle celebrates having personally cleaned the worlds largest carpet(s)!!
On the next episode of "Dykes and Tykes" the sissification ritual of Billie becomes must see TV.
Vinney
In school, Johnny often brags, "My Mom can beat up your Dad!"
"Don't be silly. Your Mom *is* my Dad!"
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