Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Is that a tail or part of a stillsuit?

Brender


1. Darth Metro found his Sith Lord duties seldom left time for a proper mani-pedi.

2. The role of the queen in tonight's performance of Aliens: The Musical will be played by ...

3. Jeri Ryan hated the constant 7 of 9 costume changes and vowed that, somehow, America would pay!

4. Can I have about 280 of those backbones shipped to the Republicans in Congress before the next budget fight?

5. ORA (perhaps?): Love... L-O-V-E... LOVE... the Verminator's new look.

Best of Vinneh
Burkas of the 22nd century.

Best of USMC2841
Yeah, Pretty much every super model's got something up her ass.

Best of dub
The Obama Upper Middle Class Suit. Now we can all know what it feels like to have Obama fuck you in the ass every chance he gets.

Best of Spineless Vertebra
Maybe if you would've shown more cleavage, you wouldn't have been a Mortal Kombat reject.

Threadwinner: prince of leaves
ORA: Someone just had to go and crossbreed a Jaffa with a cluster lizard, didn't they?

Best of Spin
A contest to name the newest cast member on "The Tick"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Let's see Ray Bradbury turn me down now!"

Best of Army of Dad
How to tell that this fashion designer is a sci-fi fan from Sydney...

Best of Rodney Dill
Lady Gaga's appearing on Glee Club again?

Best of dadoctah
Her reality show canceled, Kate Gosselin just keeps getting further and further from the rest of the world.

Best of Army of Mom
What crawled up her ass ... oh wait, I see it now.

26 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Things that give an Orkin man nightmares.

Anonymous said...

Burkas of the 22nd century.

Vinney

Dr. Doom said...

The new 'Birth Certificate Czar' has reported for duty...

Rodney Dill said...

Never to forgive! Never to forget!

Rodney Dill said...

..and then Stacy and Clinton's heads exploded.

dub said...

I love the smell of my own farts in the morning!

USMC2841 said...

Yeah, Pretty much every super model's got something up her ass.

blue said...

Recycling taken to the extreme.

dub said...

The Obama Upper Middle Class Suit. Now we can all know what it feels like to have Obama fuck you in the ass every chance he gets.

Spineless Vertebra said...

Maybe if you would've shown more cleavage, you wouldn't have been a Mortal Kombat reject.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

With poofish mannerisms and an effeminate squeal of "Hi-yo Silver!" the latest crimefighting character prances into Autobot Central Command... Trannysaurus Metrosexis!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ladies... gotcher panties in a bunch? Not with the Ron Popeil Backdoor Groper! Only $119.95 + s/h.

-OR-

Some women make it very clear they won't spit OR swallow.

-OR-

Patent number 6324871.3976 - Stadium Bleachers Fanny Warmer, with backflow preventer.

-OR-

Signature uniform of the Blow It out Your Ass Club

prince of leaves said...

ORA: Someone just had to go and crossbreed a Jaffa with a cluster lizard, didn't they?

prince of leaves said...

PETA's controversial heroine "Lobster Avenger" makes her debut.

Spin said...

A contest to name the newest cast member on "The Tick"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Let's see Ray Bradbury turn me down now!"

dub said...

Why do they call this an ATM suit?

Oh.

Army of Dad said...

How to tell that this fashion designer is a sci-fi fan from Sydney...

Rodney Dill said...

Lady Gaga's appearing on Glee Club again?

dadoctah said...

Her reality show canceled, Kate Gosselin just keeps getting further and further from the rest of the world.

Submariner said...

I like both a lobster and a piece of tail now and then. One and the same? Not so much...

Submariner said...

When told to "Go F*@K Yourself," Jeanine could.

Army of Mom said...

What crawled up her ass ... oh wait, I see it now.

Army of Mom said...

You'd need a muzzle, too, if you had this shoved up your ass all day.

Army of Mom said...

the newest diet fad: enema & mask combo. Nothing goes in and lots come out.

Army of Mom said...

Sally never won the CosPlay events, but it never stopped her from trying.