1. Darth Metro found his Sith Lord duties seldom left time for a proper mani-pedi.
2. The role of the queen in tonight's performance of Aliens: The Musical will be played by ...
3. Jeri Ryan hated the constant 7 of 9 costume changes and vowed that, somehow, America would pay!
4. Can I have about 280 of those backbones shipped to the Republicans in Congress before the next budget fight?
5. ORA (perhaps?): Love... L-O-V-E... LOVE... the Verminator's new look.
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Burkas of the 22nd century.
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Yeah, Pretty much every super model's got something up her ass.
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The Obama Upper Middle Class Suit. Now we can all know what it feels like to have Obama fuck you in the ass every chance he gets.
Best of Spineless Vertebra
Maybe if you would've shown more cleavage, you wouldn't have been a Mortal Kombat reject.
Threadwinner: prince of leaves
ORA: Someone just had to go and crossbreed a Jaffa with a cluster lizard, didn't they?
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A contest to name the newest cast member on "The Tick"
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"Let's see Ray Bradbury turn me down now!"
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How to tell that this fashion designer is a sci-fi fan from Sydney...
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Lady Gaga's appearing on Glee Club again?
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Her reality show canceled, Kate Gosselin just keeps getting further and further from the rest of the world.
Best of Army of Mom
What crawled up her ass ... oh wait, I see it now.