1. Art Carlson would later swear to God he thought turkeys could survive being fired out of a cannon.
2. "Now, we'll see if cats always land on their feet."
3. Having long run out of actual myths to bust, Adam and Jamie now just blow sh-t up for the hell of it.
4. "Do you think the smelly hookers will notice we don't have an actual ship?"
5. "Aw, man, I knew I should have cleaned the grease out of the grill before barbecue season."
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
As the honor guard stood with heads bowed, Senator Burffelson blasted another billion dollars into their component atoms.
Best of Submariner
We call it "The Mouth Of Durbin." It draws media attention, it creates a lot of noise, and it accomplishes nothing.
Best of Jack Reacher
Apparently mounting Dawn's head firmly to the ground limited the mess.
Best of Vinneh
A vindictive General Beauregard fumed, "That will teach those damn yankees for leaving a flaming bag of dog poop on my front porch."
Best of Dr. Doom
In other news Presidential Spokesman, Bob "Jolly" Rogers, demonstrates the Obama Administration's new foreign policy campaign entitled, Ready, Fire, Aim,...
Best of dub
Most appropriate Taco Bell advertising ever.
Best of racerboy
Dad's cooking chili for dinner - guess we'd better put the TP in the freezer again...
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
With Obama's cancellation of the space shuttle program, NASA tests new methods for re-supplying the space station.
Best of Whacko
The Lybian rebels are very proud of the new uniforms and up-to-date artillery weapons supplied by the UN.
Best of Dactyl
Civil War reenactments are a common and popular hobby for many Americans. 'Michael Moore Farts' reenactments are not.
Best of Dr. Doom
"If you think that was good", shouted Bob, "Come over here and pull my finger"!