Thursday, April 21, 2011

Home Decor

16 comments:

blue said...

Yea right, like she can read

Army of Dad said...

Time to see if the carpet matches the drapes.

Army of Dad said...

Why else would they call it 'shag capet'?

dub said...

Look, I appreciate the effort of trying to be sexy...but that couch used to be white before you posed on it. Lay off the Taco Bell before future photo shoots.

dub said...

There is a joke to be made about raising debt ceilings, boners, and Dockers...but I'm not sure what it is.

dub said...

Prius rear view mirror fine print: "Objects in mirror will never look like this"

Rodney Dill said...

Decor... I don't even know her.
...but I'd like to be introduced.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I can't help thinking how wonderful life could be if every man could return home each night from a tough day at work to someone that young, trim and perfect... resting in that position au naturel... with that look in her eye.
Huh? Whaaat? Oh, nothing dear, just thinking out loud.

WordVerify: detings - Oh, detings we daydream about.

racerboy said...

"Dear, the maid is refusing to wear her uniform again!"

"OK, so, what's the problem with that?"

DaveP. said...

'Ow to speak Austrailian: Footwarmer.

Submariner said...

- or -

'Ow ta Speak Awstralyan:
Handwarmer

- or -

'Ow ta Speak Awstralyan:
____warmer

Submariner said...

Hey Subby, what's a four letter word for "G spot scratcher?"

Submariner said...

Makes me think of joining the bad guys at Hogwarts.

You know; Slytherin...

dadoctah said...

In my next life I want to be a throw rug.

Army of Mom said...

Bare rug.

Submariner said...

Now that's a recliner that I could relax in at the end of the workday!