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Yea right, like she can read
Time to see if the carpet matches the drapes.
Why else would they call it 'shag capet'?
Look, I appreciate the effort of trying to be sexy...but that couch used to be white before you posed on it. Lay off the Taco Bell before future photo shoots.
There is a joke to be made about raising debt ceilings, boners, and Dockers...but I'm not sure what it is.
Prius rear view mirror fine print: "Objects in mirror will never look like this"
Decor... I don't even know her....but I'd like to be introduced.
I can't help thinking how wonderful life could be if every man could return home each night from a tough day at work to someone that young, trim and perfect... resting in that position au naturel... with that look in her eye. Huh? Whaaat? Oh, nothing dear, just thinking out loud. WordVerify: detings - Oh, detings we daydream about.
"Dear, the maid is refusing to wear her uniform again!""OK, so, what's the problem with that?"
'Ow to speak Austrailian: Footwarmer.
- or - 'Ow ta Speak Awstralyan:Handwarmer- or - 'Ow ta Speak Awstralyan:____warmer
Hey Subby, what's a four letter word for "G spot scratcher?"
Makes me think of joining the bad guys at Hogwarts.You know; Slytherin...
In my next life I want to be a throw rug.
Now that's a recliner that I could relax in at the end of the workday!
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