Monday, April 04, 2011

Higher Education in A2

Divine Miss M




1. California Governor Jerry Brown Met With His Team of Economic Advisers Earlier Today and announced that new taxes would be "really far out, man."

2. Obama's re-election campaign kicked off with an aggressive strategy to recruit people most likely to vote Democrat.

3. Ah, so that's Santa gives to naughty boys and girls.

4. Out: Ann Arbor's Has Bash. In: Toronto's Slut Walk.

5. When you can no longer sit on a chair the right way, you're baked.

Best of blue
The students at at Alice B Toklas Jr High School meet with the guidance counselor.

Best of Steve O
Laziest NARC squad ever.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Well, I see the new "Weekend at Bernie's" movie is finally out.

Best of Spin
This crew needs 5 gallon buckets and huge eco-sacks to tote their munchies around.

Best of Spineless Vertebra
And then Willie Nelson awoke from his wet dream.

Best of dadoctah
Fleetwood Mac have really let themselves go.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
This is how Santa Claus spends his off months. Then, late on Dec 24th, he and his reindeer start taking amphetamines. December 26th is a real downer.

Best of HLam
Who's 'Weed', and what did he do?

Best of Jack Reacher
"Down with capitalism! Power to the people! Oh, and that baggie you want is sixty bucks. A guy's gotta make a living."

Threadwinner: GregMan
It took about seventy years but Dub finally gets stoned enough to put his arm around a fat chick.

Best of Submariner
Nothin' ta be seein' here, folks. Jist an Acorn voter registration drive - please ta be movin' along, now...

Best of jj
The new ad campaign by Tru-Green was a real bust.

Assistant to the Regional Threadwinner Kaptain Krude
It's nice to see Meghan McCain has finally made some friends.

26 comments:

blue said...

The students at at Alice B Toklas Jr High School meet with the guidance counselor.

Steve O said...

Laziest NARC squad ever.

Artfldgr said...

Man, I didn't know my friend weed was in jail...

Anonymous said...

Dude, I didn't know Weed was in jail!

Kaptain Krude said...

"Here, Barry, Barry, Barry..." Unfortunately for Barack, there was no Admiral Ackbar around to warn him from an obvious trap.

Kaptain Krude said...

Well, I see the new "Weekend at Bernie's" movie is finally out.

Spin said...

This crew needs 5 gallon buckets and huge eco-sacks to tote their munchies around.


VW - desup, as in "desup bro?"

Spineless Vertebra said...

And then Willie Nelson awoke from his wet dream.

prince of leaves said...

This is actually not a fisheye photograph. It's a digital reproduction of one of the other demonstrator's point of view.

Anonymous said...

Little know Indi film; 'Weekend at Burnout's'

-Oiao

Or,

Kind of brings a new meaning to an A&M University.

dadoctah said...

Fleetwood Mac have really let themselves go.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

This is how Santa Claus spends his off months. Then, late on Dec 24th, he and his reindeer start taking amphetamines. December 26th is a real downer.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Newman's Own company exec's take Paul's body on a road tour to promote the newest herbal salad dressing. Hey, Luke's hands really are cool now.
RIP Paul

HLam said...

Who's 'Weed', and what did he do?

JohnS1959 said...

Encouraged by the success of the Obama administration in fooling the American people with Keynesian economics, the UC Berkley Student Council attempts to get 'Rastafarian economics' into the main stream...

Jack Reacher said...

"Down with capitalism! Power to the people! Oh, and that baggie you want is sixty bucks. A guy's gotta make a living."

GregMan said...

Say what you will about the aging hippie stoner, but at least he doesn't get his finger stuck in his ear.

GregMan said...

It took about seventy years but Dub finally gets stoned enough to put his arm around a fat chick.

sonicfrog said...

Hey, at least this is better than Cartmans "Free Hat" idea!

Submariner said...

Nothin' ta be seein' here, folks. Jist an Acorn voter registration drive - please ta be movin' along, now...

mpur said...

Disheartened NORML voters after being told voting was yesterday. Larry Kowalski (seated) said upon being told he was a day late, "It sucks, man...but it's not really a surprise."

jj said...

The new ad campaign by Tru-Green was a real bust.

Kaptain Krude said...

It's nice to see Meghan McCain has finally made some friends.

divine miss m said...

If we raise enough money, we're going to rent a farm, pass out some body paint, and call it Weedstock.

divine miss m said...

All that's missing are a lava lamp and some sitar music. And soap.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the queue for the Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth tickets is petering out.

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