Divine Miss M
1. California Governor Jerry Brown Met With His Team of Economic Advisers Earlier Today and announced that new taxes would be "really far out, man."
2. Obama's re-election campaign kicked off with an aggressive strategy to recruit people most likely to vote Democrat.
3. Ah, so that's Santa gives to naughty boys and girls.
4. Out: Ann Arbor's Has Bash. In: Toronto's Slut Walk.
5. When you can no longer sit on a chair the right way, you're baked.
Best of blue
The students at at Alice B Toklas Jr High School meet with the guidance counselor.
Best of Steve O
Laziest NARC squad ever.
Best of Kaptain Krude
Well, I see the new "Weekend at Bernie's" movie is finally out.
Best of Spin
This crew needs 5 gallon buckets and huge eco-sacks to tote their munchies around.
Best of Spineless Vertebra
And then Willie Nelson awoke from his wet dream.
Best of dadoctah
Fleetwood Mac have really let themselves go.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
This is how Santa Claus spends his off months. Then, late on Dec 24th, he and his reindeer start taking amphetamines. December 26th is a real downer.
Best of HLam
Who's 'Weed', and what did he do?
Best of Jack Reacher
"Down with capitalism! Power to the people! Oh, and that baggie you want is sixty bucks. A guy's gotta make a living."
It took about seventy years but Dub finally gets stoned enough to put his arm around a fat chick.
Best of Submariner
Nothin' ta be seein' here, folks. Jist an Acorn voter registration drive - please ta be movin' along, now...
Best of jj
The new ad campaign by Tru-Green was a real bust.
Assistant to the Regional Threadwinner Kaptain Krude
It's nice to see Meghan McCain has finally made some friends.