Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Happy Birthday George Takei

His birthday is actually tomorrow.


1. "Welcome to the KY Corral... pahdnuh..."

2. No matter how many cowboys he had to sleep with, Chang vowed he would not remain a coolie forever.

3. And one day Mr. Sulu was goofing around with the Guardian of Forever, went back in time, molested his own great-great-great grandfather, and zapped himself right out of the timeline.

4. The town of Rock Ridge was getting a little tired of being the governor's affirmative action test case.

5. Back in Idaho, Larry Craig enjoyed his retirement, spending time with his Lhasa Apso and his loyal houseboy, Ling-Hua.

Best of blue
Chang was more than ready for his audition for the part of Hop Sing in the remake of Bonanza.

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Oh...when you said "lets saddle up" I thought you meant we were going to ride horses!

Best of any mouse
"Shatner & Nimoy are both over 80 (really)while I still have the body of a 18 year old boy ..... come here boy!"

Best of kg
Inflatable Cowboys now available in Asian.

Best of Vinneh
When he told his clients he was hung he was talking about his name.

Best of metalgarth
"cleanest laundry west of the Pecos"

Best of dub
Chang "The Tsunami Kid" Chong would soon prove to be more popular than Peter North.

Best of Kevin
Army of Mom, time for your riding lesson.

18 comments:

blue said...

Chang was more than ready for his audition for the new movie "Midnight Cowboy Express"

blue said...

Chang was more than ready for his audition for the part of Hop Sing in the remake of Bonanza.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Oh...when you said "lets saddle up" I thought you meant we were going to ride horses!

any mouse said...

"Shatner & Nimoy are both over 80 (really)while I still have the body of a 18 year old boy ..... come here boy!"

kg said...

Inflatable Cowboys now available in Asian.

Anonymous said...

When he told his clients he was hung he was talking about his name.

Vinney

dadoctah said...

Say, what language *is* "yippie-ki-yay", anyway?

metalgarth said...

there are times when it's perfectly acceptable to root for the Indians

metalgarth said...

"cleanest laundry west of the Pecos"

dub said...

Chang "The Tsunami Kid" Chong would soon prove to be more popular than Peter North.

jj said...

Alan Harper once again explains "Booty Call" to Jake and Kandi...

divine miss m said...

If I had time, I would've rounded up 48 naked sailors for his birthday, but the best I could do on short notice was this shirtless cowboy.

Spineless Vertebra said...

"I only ride horses because my mama said people of my ethnicity can't drive."

blue said...

Brokeback Mount Fugi - hmm, now there's an idea for a movie!

Kevin said...

Army of Mom, time for your riding lesson.

racerboy said...

I'll betcha he knows where Mr. Sulu can get a rub and a tug...

metalgarth said...

He always gets Cream of Sum Yung Gai and skips the Gui Chick...

dadoctah said...

...where the men are men, and the sheep are *very* nervous.