1. Ripped from Subbeh: "Is that a Louisville Slugger in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
2. "Pinky dick! Pinky dick! Ump's got a pinky dick!"
3. "Well, you're no Enrico Palazzo, that's for sure!"
4. "If you lube it, they will come."
5. "Dude, the crease in your pants is razor sharp! Have you ever thought of running for president?"
Best of Vinneh
The excessive use of steroids has made ballplayers marvel at a set of normal testicles.
Best of Submariner
Foul Balls! Foul Balls!
Best of dadoctah
"Aiieee!!! Gojira!!!"
Best of sonicfrog
"Look... acknowledging that my penis is so massively huge will not persuade me to change the called strike... But thank you for noticing!"
Best of jj
you've got two balls on ya...
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"Right there!!! That's where I saw that gay Asian cowboy's head!! Right There!!!"
Best of prince of leaves
"Damn Stepford Mk.7 Referees, always having to push their reset buttons to unfreeze them..."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"That mans nuts!... Grab 'em!"
Best of Dr. Doom
"Now I see why your wife always wants to go 'extra innings' in the bullpen Blue", said Roger.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Baseball gambling reaches epidemic levels when players start betting on which hand the ump hides his chaw.
30 comments:
The excessive use of steroids has made ballplayers marvel at a set of normal testicles.
Vinney
Isn't having a black ball sack a bit racist ump?'
Foul Balls! Foul Balls!
Juan felt it his duty to point out the Umpire's short-coming after being struck out.
It'll take more than THAT to make me happy after the game.
"Ed Hochuli wouldn't take that crap from you."
"You're no Ed Hochuli."
In Enumclaw, they would call that a cocktail weenie.
"Ah ha; there's your problem."
"Aiieee!!! Gojira!!!"
"I'll swing mine, you swing yours, we'll see who connects, m'kay?"
"Look... acknowledging that my penis is so massively huge will not persuade me to change the called strike... But thank you for noticing!"
Every rookie falls for the ol' cup check the ump gag.
you've got two balls on ya...
Ha! You peed your pants.
"What's under there?"
"Under where?"
"Ha! Made you say underwear!"
For many people, humor peaks at about third grade.
"Ha ha! And that's in Texas where everything is bigger."
"We don't have to call the game, you have two extra balls right there."
"Right there!!! That's where I saw that gay Asian cowboy's head!! Right There!!!"
"Smell ya later!"
"Damn Stepford Mk.7 Referees, always having to push their reset buttons to unfreeze them..."
Umpire Mertz discovers that it's a really, really bad idea to make a bad call when Sylar is at bat.
Follow up to V's #4;
...and if you lube for a long time, YOU will, too.
Third Baseman Leroy Jones seen here moments before applying the 'suicide squeeze' to Umpire Bill Jones...
"Man you have a TINY... strike zone, Blue", said the Astros batter...
"That mans nuts!... Grab 'em!"
His impromptu demonstration of static electricity got him ejected from the game.
"Gee ump, why so crabby?"
"Now I see why your wife always wants to go 'extra innings' in the bullpen Blue", said Roger.
"Don't worry ump, I'll pinch hit for you", said Bruce.
Baseball gambling reaches epidemic levels when players start betting on which hand the ump hides his chaw.
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Don't touch me!
I'm not touching you.
I mean it, don't touch me!
I'm not touching, I'm this far away.
Stop it!
Nope.
Coach!! Timmy's touching me!
Long scoreless games breed childish boredom at home plate.
WordVerify: juxest - What Al Sharpton wants for "his" people.
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