1. Ripped from Subbeh: "Is that a Louisville Slugger in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
2. "Pinky dick! Pinky dick! Ump's got a pinky dick!"
3. "Well, you're no Enrico Palazzo, that's for sure!"
4. "If you lube it, they will come."
5. "Dude, the crease in your pants is razor sharp! Have you ever thought of running for president?"
Best of Vinneh
The excessive use of steroids has made ballplayers marvel at a set of normal testicles.
Best of Submariner
Foul Balls! Foul Balls!
Best of dadoctah
Best of sonicfrog
"Look... acknowledging that my penis is so massively huge will not persuade me to change the called strike... But thank you for noticing!"
Best of jj
you've got two balls on ya...
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"Right there!!! That's where I saw that gay Asian cowboy's head!! Right There!!!"
Best of prince of leaves
"Damn Stepford Mk.7 Referees, always having to push their reset buttons to unfreeze them..."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"That mans nuts!... Grab 'em!"
Best of Dr. Doom
"Now I see why your wife always wants to go 'extra innings' in the bullpen Blue", said Roger.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Baseball gambling reaches epidemic levels when players start betting on which hand the ump hides his chaw.