Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Ha Ha

Al
1. Ripped from Subbeh: "Is that a Louisville Slugger in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

2. "Pinky dick! Pinky dick! Ump's got a pinky dick!"

3. "Well, you're no Enrico Palazzo, that's for sure!"

4. "If you lube it, they will come."

5. "Dude, the crease in your pants is razor sharp! Have you ever thought of running for president?"

Best of Vinneh
The excessive use of steroids has made ballplayers marvel at a set of normal testicles.

Best of Submariner
Foul Balls! Foul Balls!

Best of dadoctah
"Aiieee!!! Gojira!!!"

Best of sonicfrog
"Look... acknowledging that my penis is so massively huge will not persuade me to change the called strike... But thank you for noticing!"

Best of jj
you've got two balls on ya...

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"Right there!!! That's where I saw that gay Asian cowboy's head!! Right There!!!"

Best of prince of leaves
"Damn Stepford Mk.7 Referees, always having to push their reset buttons to unfreeze them..."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"That mans nuts!... Grab 'em!"

Best of Dr. Doom
"Now I see why your wife always wants to go 'extra innings' in the bullpen Blue", said Roger.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Baseball gambling reaches epidemic levels when players start betting on which hand the ump hides his chaw.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

The excessive use of steroids has made ballplayers marvel at a set of normal testicles.

Vinney

blue said...

Isn't having a black ball sack a bit racist ump?'

Submariner said...

Foul Balls! Foul Balls!

Submariner said...

Juan felt it his duty to point out the Umpire's short-coming after being struck out.

Submariner said...

It'll take more than THAT to make me happy after the game.

Submariner said...

"Ed Hochuli wouldn't take that crap from you."
"You're no Ed Hochuli."

Submariner said...

In Enumclaw, they would call that a cocktail weenie.

Jack Reacher said...

"Ah ha; there's your problem."

dadoctah said...

"Aiieee!!! Gojira!!!"

Jack Reacher said...

"I'll swing mine, you swing yours, we'll see who connects, m'kay?"

sonicfrog said...

"Look... acknowledging that my penis is so massively huge will not persuade me to change the called strike... But thank you for noticing!"

USMC2841 said...

Every rookie falls for the ol' cup check the ump gag.

jj said...

you've got two balls on ya...

Submariner said...

Ha! You peed your pants.

dadoctah said...

"What's under there?"
"Under where?"
"Ha! Made you say underwear!"

For many people, humor peaks at about third grade.

Spineless Vertebra said...

"Ha ha! And that's in Texas where everything is bigger."

Spineless Vertebra said...

"We don't have to call the game, you have two extra balls right there."

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"Right there!!! That's where I saw that gay Asian cowboy's head!! Right There!!!"

Nelson Muntz said...

"Smell ya later!"

prince of leaves said...

"Damn Stepford Mk.7 Referees, always having to push their reset buttons to unfreeze them..."

prince of leaves said...

Umpire Mertz discovers that it's a really, really bad idea to make a bad call when Sylar is at bat.

Submariner said...

Follow up to V's #4;

...and if you lube for a long time, YOU will, too.

Dr. Doom said...

Third Baseman Leroy Jones seen here moments before applying the 'suicide squeeze' to Umpire Bill Jones...

Dr. Doom said...

"Man you have a TINY... strike zone, Blue", said the Astros batter...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"That mans nuts!... Grab 'em!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

His impromptu demonstration of static electricity got him ejected from the game.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Gee ump, why so crabby?"

Dr. Doom said...

"Now I see why your wife always wants to go 'extra innings' in the bullpen Blue", said Roger.

Dr. Doom said...

"Don't worry ump, I'll pinch hit for you", said Bruce.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Baseball gambling reaches epidemic levels when players start betting on which hand the ump hides his chaw.

-OR-

Don't touch me!
I'm not touching you.
I mean it, don't touch me!
I'm not touching, I'm this far away.
Stop it!
Nope.
Coach!! Timmy's touching me!
Long scoreless games breed childish boredom at home plate.

WordVerify: juxest - What Al Sharpton wants for "his" people.