Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Ha Ha, Look at the Little Crackers
1. "Exactly! Bow down and worship your mahogany god, crackers!"
2. The children marveled, not only had the president stepped in the cowpie with both feet, he was laughing about it.
3. "Oh, I wasn't laughing at you. I was laughing at the two dykes who dragged that little boy into the killing field."
4. "I got your Easter message right here, crackers. 'La-il-la-ha-illa-Allah!'"
5. Kids: "We need an adult... to run our country!"
Best of HLam
"You see, when I drop my shoulder and keep my leg bent I swing through the ball a lot better. I don't get that nasty slice like I did before."
Best of dub
Thanks for making me a birth certificate kids.
Best of Cricket
"Kids, I really wish I could help you. Michelle is really strict about her dietary needs. Just hope she changes her mind."
Best of Jack Reacher
"Honey, I shrunk Chris Matthews and Rachel Maddow."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Suzy, I'll bet we haven't found any eggs because his wife came out here before dawn and ate them all.
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
No, No, Children - I will bow to you!
Best of Mr. Hankey
What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Hee-Hee! That's right Tommy! By the time you and Suzy reach puberty, your share of the national debt will be over half a million bucks!
Best of Submariner
Sorry I stepped on your Easter chick.
Best of prince of leaves
Having found their Spring Spheres, grateful Pioneers respectfully offer them up to Dear Leader.
Best of mpur
No, seriously. Michelle's gone, just gimme my smokes back.
Best of Dactyl
Johnny and Sally entertain the president with their live version of the 'two girls and a cup' video.
Best of Blue
"Hey kids - want to hear a good one ? U K L Lee - ha, ha, ha......"
Best of Vinneh
"Mister President, can you tell us if we are facing Mecca"?
Best of Mr. Hankey
Those Brits can have their party...we're going to have our own WEEDING!!
Best of racerboy
ORA: When my people come to colonize this planet, you will be on the protected rolls, and no harm will come to you.