Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Even Cowgirls Get the Blues

Brender


1. "Ask me again if I need a man?"

2. Rosie O'Donnell moved in on Portia di Rossi pretty quick after things with Ellen went south.

3. Fortunately, Lizzie was a little slow and was just happy to finally have a pony.

4. Even Enumclaw has its lesbian power couples.

5. Socialism: You have two cows, the Government kills them and redistributes the meat to your neighbors. Communism: You have two cows, the Government shoots you and takes your cows. Capitalism you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull. Obamunism, you technically can keep the cows, but 14 different regulatory agencies will dictate what you do with them and for some reason GE gets all the milk. Fetishism, you have two cows. Two happy, happy cows.

Best of Double the U
Oh gawd, what is Megan McCain doing for attention now?

Best of blue
"..and President Obama said that if I voted for him in 2012 Bossy & I could get married in 2013!"

Best of dadoctah
Later, tragedy struck when it turned out Debbie was lactose intolerant.

wv: diddl. Seriously, captcha?

Best of Spin
Sissy Hankshaw hides her thumbs so no one will see the cause of Bossie's smile

Best of Kaptain Krude
Wow, Meghan McCain is kind of cute in this picture... almost as cute as her blonde friend.

Best of Rodney Dill
Who says women can't hold their likker?

Best of VInney
Does Ron Jeremy realize how ridiculous he looks?

Best of Mr. Hankey
Drew Barrymore finally finds a man who can keep up with her.

Best of dub
Shelly wins first prize at the Enumclaw State Fair for being the best at milking her bull.

Best of Jack Reacher
They may not be the most effective air traffic controllers, but at least they sleep standing up.

23 comments:

Double the U said...

Oh gawd, what is Megan McCain doing for attention now?

blue said...

"..and President Obama said that if I voted for him in 2012 Bossy & I could get married in 2013!"

Spineless Vertebra said...

Cow thought bubble: C'mon, baby doll, just one quick frenchie

dadoctah said...

Later, tragedy struck when it turned out Debbie was lactose intolerant.

wv: diddl. Seriously, captcha?

Spin said...

Sissy Hankshaw hides her thumbs so no one will see the cause of Bossie's smile

Kaptain Krude said...

Wow, Meghan McCain is kind of cute in this picture... almost as cute as her blonde friend.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Metaphor for Liberals Who Put Self-esteem above Achievement: Pamper them. Let them wear saddles and think they're prize show horses. Turn them out when they're 18 and ignorant so govt. can milk them dry before the real world fires bolts into their skulls.

Rodney Dill said...

Who says women can't hold their likker?

Anonymous said...

Does Ron Jeremy realize how ridiculous he looks?

Vinney

Mr. Hankey said...

Drew Barrymore finally finds a man who can keep up with her.

Mr. Hankey said...

The enforcer sent out by the chickens battles the Chik-Fil-A cows from continuing their campaign.

Mr. Hankey said...

The Women of the 4H Club always seem to be a little dissatisfied with their future spouses...

dub said...

Cowgirl: Ah named my cow "Seagrams".

Interviewer: But isnt that a hard liquor?

Cowgirl: He shore is!

dub said...

Shelly wins first prize at the Enumclaw State Fair for being the best at milking her bull.

dub said...

For a second there I thought this was a Thurday picture.

jj said...

Sarah Jessica Parker's brother looks for his break into show business..

Submariner said...

Enumclaw Sybians are sold at Tractor Supply stores.

Submariner said...

The featured pictorial "Girls of Enumclaw" didn't sell many March issue Playboys...

Submariner said...

Ha ha haha hee...
Why you laughin' at me, Mabel. Didn't ya say all the girls got it on with their bulls?
>snicker< Yeah, I did. But yourn is so butt-ugly!

Dr. Doom said...

In Pamplona they have the running of the bulls. In Enumclaw they have... this.

Jack Reacher said...

They may not be the most effective air traffic controllers, but at least they sleep standing up.

dub said...

I dont think that's glue all over your pant leg.

dub said...

Funny, it doesnt look mad.