1. "Ask me again if I need a man?"
2. Rosie O'Donnell moved in on Portia di Rossi pretty quick after things with Ellen went south.
3. Fortunately, Lizzie was a little slow and was just happy to finally have a pony.
4. Even Enumclaw has its lesbian power couples.
5. Socialism: You have two cows, the Government kills them and redistributes the meat to your neighbors. Communism: You have two cows, the Government shoots you and takes your cows. Capitalism you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull. Obamunism, you technically can keep the cows, but 14 different regulatory agencies will dictate what you do with them and for some reason GE gets all the milk. Fetishism, you have two cows. Two happy, happy cows.
Best of Double the U
Oh gawd, what is Megan McCain doing for attention now?
Best of blue
"..and President Obama said that if I voted for him in 2012 Bossy & I could get married in 2013!"
Best of dadoctah
Later, tragedy struck when it turned out Debbie was lactose intolerant.
wv: diddl. Seriously, captcha?
Best of Spin
Sissy Hankshaw hides her thumbs so no one will see the cause of Bossie's smile
Best of Kaptain Krude
Wow, Meghan McCain is kind of cute in this picture... almost as cute as her blonde friend.
Best of Rodney Dill
Who says women can't hold their likker?
Best of VInney
Does Ron Jeremy realize how ridiculous he looks?
Best of Mr. Hankey
Drew Barrymore finally finds a man who can keep up with her.
Best of dub
Shelly wins first prize at the Enumclaw State Fair for being the best at milking her bull.
Best of Jack Reacher
They may not be the most effective air traffic controllers, but at least they sleep standing up.